Sleeps With Friends

November 27, 2012 Chico State, Sacramento 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche will treat a girl like she is a best friend, then tell her that he thinks you are \”good enough friends\” to f*ck too. He will convince her to do it using his \”charm\” and ditch her when he is done with her. Ladies are attracted to his height and wits, but it is all a trap. Ask any girl who has known him and she will say the same thing. Look out Chico, Brandon\’s not your sweet guy friend, he\’s a friend fucker and a huge douche.

Girls, don’t be fooled by this one.- nik