The Big Birded Horse

November 30, 2012 Dirty Horses, Pittsburgh 277 6,752 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here’s the scoop on this shim Alex “big birded horse transvestite” Halula. She’s from Greensburg and has many interesting hobbies for a high school student including straddling the stripper pole in her living room like a whore. She loads up on makeup before hitting the gym so no one can see how hideous she really looks. She “gallops” around the gym looking for attention from any which angle she can get. Too bad she only gets the attention by prostituting herself in the smutty clothes she wears to work out in. She’s an attention-loving slut and her facial features can make anyone run if they get too close. Look out, she may bite you with her gargantuas teeth or peck you with her ginormous nose which takes up half her face. This bitch works at Denny’s but any real guy would know that any five-star bitch won’t eat at Denny’s. This tranny is spoiled rotten by her “religious” mother, which completely explains the stripper pole in the living room, right? What mother would pray to Jesus as her daughter is stripping downstairs below her? What great morals she is teaching her daughter as a mother. Her ex-boyfriend, Chris Reese, has a continuous pattern of dating girls with such morals. He seems to date girls who look like ratchet animals, specifically of the horse species. He has severe anger issues and can snap in an instant. He is a bi-polar, indecisive, psychotic mother fucker, but the word on the street is he changed his life around up until he started dating this fcking whore. Who could blame him for going back to his old ways when he had to stare at this little cnt all damn day, I’d probably go psychotic too.

The excessive make-up doesn’t help, its still obvious. That white powder on your chin doesn’t shave it away either.  Just saying.- nik