THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls were prowling around campus (UNR) the other night acting like they owned the place but really they all have horse faces. One girl (with the pacifier) decided she wanted to be queen of spilling drinks and stomping around like a trex, almost breaking my girlfriends foot. And is it just me or have slutty costumes been totally ruined when fat red heads try and be Ariel but just turn out looking like a whale shoved in a green slinky. Girls like this were meant to stay home, not try (and miserably fail) to put on hot girl disguises and get laid.
Those over hanging thighs are disturbing.- nik