THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This Is Vindi Khabra. He is “that guy” in every way. He is that 35 year old at the clubs for early 20-somethings every weekend. He is the guy getting kicked out of strip clubs for touching strippers inappropriately. He is the drunkest one in every place making a fool of himself, hitting on anything that walks (or can barely walk) male or female. He does prefer females but is not picky in how they look, act, or what diseases they carry. He is “that guy” who spends more time that women getting ready, who wears the gayest alligator shoes out there, who talks about brand names of clothes and money, or smoking weed, getting wasted and talking about what a “MAC” he is. No seriously, he uses that exact phrase…”mac”. He is the guy who has very few friends…only a few losers who party with him…but he pics fist fights with them all the time….He tells everyone he models because he did one shoot ten years ago to help a photographer friend build his own portfolio… probably just to JO to pics of himself. He is an addict of all things: mostly alcohol, weed and strip clubs. He dabbles in hard drugs but only uses alcohol and weed on a daily basis and visits strip clubs weekly. He even has a permanent stash of (ONE) dollar bills on him at all times. He dances like a latin homosexual and flirts with gay men but tries to cover by “macking” on women. He gets so passed out wasted every weekend that if he can get home himself…any specimen is invited to share his bed. He thinks he is smart because his mommy and daddy put him through a lot of school…which he partied though and barely passed. His mom does everything for him still ….at 35..he even moved next door to her once he finally moved out at 32 years old. He is now a accupuncturist who scams people out of money saying they need to see him a million times. He puts on a huge front at work like he isn’t the most immature party animal on the planet. He is THE most insecure guy in Portland. Maybe because he has a big ass for a man, a weird mouth, and no lips at all and terrible breath. He has 2 different drd’s so watch out boys and girls and everything in between.
By 25 you should be able to control your alcohol, not being able to in your mid 30′s is just embarrassing.- nik