Wannabe Model Has No Life


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Alana holsinger a want to be model. This girl is 25+ doesn’t work and eats kpins all the time. She thinks its ok to be a drug addict, and named her modeling page “Kpin Kuntz”. She doesnt use actual photographers just a junk camera, and free editing program. Currently she lives with a guy she claims to do nothing with. He buys her clothes and feeds her because she wont get a job. She sleeps with multiple guys while having a boyfriend, and thinks its ok. She constantly has some form of a drd and doesn’t care. Shes completely fake, and switch’s what she likes when around different people. Im not sure she has brain to think for herself. She really needs to start wearing clothes that fit! News flash your not tiny, and no one wants to see your gut. She sleeps from one guy to the next using everyone she can until they realize shes using them. Then shes on to the next person. This chick really needs a reality check. No one likes her or wants her around. Its really sad when ravers cant stand you.
Please tell her to lay off the drugs, go on a diet, and get a job.
You’d think she’d get a clue after her photographer covered up her face, and shot from a distance.- nik












Is cyfi teaching classes on how to look like trash and think it brings fame. This has to be a graduate of said class. Another reason no girl from Pittsburgh will ever become recognized in the real world.
I like her she’s nice to me. i don’t really see anything wrong with her…
there are a lot of bigger girls that are models. I don’t see anything wrong with her. she’s not wearing skimpy clothing like most bigger girls do. so you must be jeilous or something..
Obviously you dont pay much attention to that nasty muffin top.
damn you must be a skeleton then.
We are not skeletons, we just don’t lie to ourselves, and instead of complaining on internet that others are too skinny, actually take time and work out?
Shut up, fat asses, go for a walk, no one want to see that cellulite spillage!
I am not fat I am pregnant thank you very much before i was i was 130 normal weight for being 5.4 you ass so i suggest you stop calling people fat that you have never seen or met before. you dumb c%nt
HEY WHOMEVER POSTED BOUT me THANX :p
Its not a good thing sweetie. Also please learn how to spell. About* thanks* punctuation?
Maybe i should just write it for you?
Ive seen her make out with different guys at partys. When she came with someone else. Its really gross to imagine how much she gets passed around.
Her mommy and daddy must be so proud.
*insert generic dirty post here*
Wow this site really sucks now.
Also remember to file your intellectual theft claims – OP/TheDirty don’t have rights to use your work.
There is no copyright on these photos because she isnt using real photographers lol.
It’s still someone else’s work. they might be using these for there portfolio at a school they go too. Photography is another form of art work. I wen’t to school for art for 4 years I was told every peice of work I had had to have my singnture or mark on any of my work inclueding photo’s and they need to have rights to my work professional or not
Actually what TheDirty is doing is illegal and this post is in violation of their terms of service. Alana didn’t make this post about herself, yet she took the photos herself. Therefore those photos are technically her property.
Now TheDirty’s TOS makes the poster promise they have rights to the photos…which this person doesn’t.
Basically all TheDirty does is use your stupid need for Drama to commit massive amounts of intellectual theft and copyright infringement.
Alana is with in her rights to take them to court. Personally I’d sue for $2499 per photo in individual cases. This way it’s small claims court before a magistrate, who will most likely find this site disgusting.
tl;dr – you’re all fucking idiots.
You’re not a real photographer, just a broke bitch with fat thunders. No one is taking these images down.
Someone call the farm they lost there cow.
Someone needs to grow up. Stop posting people for no reason. Stop looking to cause drama. Get a life, and leave people alone. If you have a personal issue with yourself get it checked out. Stop posting people you most likely know nothing about. It wont make you feel better about yourself in the morning.
She wants to be a model? why that your business?
Maybe shes just doing it for fun. Ever think of that?
and as a matter of fact yea i dont nor have i ever planned to become any sort of famous i model for fun, yea my life isnt perfect tell me whos is??? but i have been w my boyfriend for ten months now there was a time when i did get a lil crazy at parties n kiss other guys but never had i slept w them and been passed around so get ur info right….oh yea thas right tho if u really knew these people u slander on here u wouldnt have a so-called job HAH and also i feed myself obviously too much from what u all say pfffttt u guys make me laugh
You should get to running, fattie. You should also thank all those guys “kissing” you that their probably drunk and can’t see your slop-a-dop body in the dark!
What’s w all the hate? I think she’s kinda cute
thank u
What a pig. Far too fat and ugly to be a real model.
Thats not even Miaa posting it never is.
I’d tare that shit up.
You need higher standards.
Is that Megan-the-short-fat-Gardner Gnome? Sure looks like her broke beat ass!
This girl needs to learn how to do her makeup & no to mention what she’s turned her “boyfriend” into… such a shame he used to be, the boy had such potential now he’s chasing this nasty thing
This girl is gross. She has zero personality that I’ve ever seen & I hate what she’s dragged her boyfriend into. He used to have the world in front of him, now he’s chasing this wanna be “rave girl” … get a life