Warning To Shimderella
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to send a warning to Shimderella. You made this girl insanely hot when you bought her +2′s but it’s about to be a huge curse. Shimderella is hanging out out with Australian model Emily Sears who is under investigation for being a prostitute in America. My buddy is an undercover cop who plays underground poker games in Hollywood. I saw a long scope picture he took picture of Shimderella and Emily together and I asked him what’s up and he said a huge bust is about to go down. Shimderella you need run. Nik you need to warn her.
I got invited to an underground poker game in LA once (circa 2008). I didn’t play, just hung out and drank. To be honest I couldn’t afford the buy in. There were a whole bunch of hot chicks invited by a “modeling agency”. I don’t know how much it was to f*ck, but I do know blow jobs were $500.- nik
**As for the +2′s you see above… I’m doing Toys for Tattas in Scottsdale, AZ mid December. So if you need +2′s start gathering up toys for the contest. All toys will be donated to underprivileged children.**
NIk, don’t lie, you know you got a BJ.
NOOO, please tell me she is not pay for play.
She has such beauty. It upsets me to see hot girls do this to themselves.
She truly does have the perfect +2′s. They are nearly perfect if you ask me.
I still remember when I saw her and JV at Cassidys 4th of july. She looked like a true mess and could barely walk.
oh man i watched a video with his current girlfriend, london keys. Let me just say that jv is crazy,how can he be with somebody that has a guy banging her really hard in her anus while she is licking another guys anus and her spit turned brown. come on jv get it together.
I want to do some really nasty things to her and those +2;s.
I heard about those poker games, a lot of pornstars attend those as well and from what I have heard, they make some really good money.
She is perfect, after that nose job. she doesn’t need anything else done to her.
I met her in person and to be honest, it was like talking to a brick wall. She was very shy and didn;t have much to say.
She has the worst DC name. She doesn’t look like anything like a dude. She is fine.
I wish my wife looked like this still. Stupid kids got her so fat that I don’t even want to sleep with her any longer.
Regrets got u down? Just make some fresh mistakes, should be pretty easy for ya
OMG this girl is soooooooo god damn sexy and beautiful. Nik, has she thanked you for making her the dime she is>
I want to win some free +2′s. That would change my life for sure. My boss would love them and I’m sure I would get a huge promotion.
Wish she would have never moved out of seattle. I would still be able to lay the pipe for sure.
I think she lives in my area. I see her around del mar all the time. Definitley beautiful
If you have met her in person, you know she is so conceded. She can;t even really have a conversation.
She has amazing feet. I want a foot job from her so bad. I would pay 500 dollars.
good job, you compromised the investigation.
Yeah what a dope. Way to betray your buddies trust too, for what? To get a hooker a heads up about a bust? That’s their lives they deal with it daily. That’s like giving me a heads up I’m going to have to negotiate with an Indian today except what u did is illegal
I need +2′s! It would be the perfect addition to what ive already got going on and I need to know more about this Toys for Tatas Nik.
She is 100% pay for play.
She looks like my mom but my mom has more hair in her mustache. Cool though, I like to think of those things when I watch bums jerk off at 3am.
Positive comments = Shimderella, which is BTW the best name for this thing! What’s so special about a normal body type and a double bagged face??
Stupid pigs nothing better to do but try break up poker games. Your buddy is a loser
You have obviously never seen her in person KICKED
Do toys 4 tatas in oc nik!!!
I heard Blaze models supplies girls to that.
This post seems fake.
There’s too much info. here.
Anyway, I think her face is manly and too long.
“Toys for Tatas”, lol!
How ’bout “Toys for Nosejob First, THEN Tatas”.
LOLs!!!
#nosejobthen+2s
Courtesy of Blaze Models
Emily Sears is for sure a prostitute. Shimderella hanging out with Emily Sears, Scooby Snack. I’m pretty sure she is PFP as well
NICK WANT MORE INFO ON TOYS FOR TATAS THING U HAVE GOING ON (;
She is NOT hot!!! Blahhhh
im from seattle too. I remember watching Millionaire Matchmaker and she was on one of the episodes auditioning to get a date with a millionaire. Patti Stagner interviewed her, she seemed stupid on video. She never even made the round to get a chance to date a millionaire. Cant remember what episode it was, but she was deff on there. Gold digger. Shes just on a chase for a man with money. Would not be surprised if she was PFP, if you cant get a date with a millionaire, next step down is to suck his greg to get some money out of him if he doesn’t actually want to date you. true story.
yeah I know Alysson. She is money Hungry.
SAD, Wouldn’t surprise me.
I know Alysson. She does have an electric personality yet is rather flighty and is a total climber. But in my opinion by the wrong means. To Each Their Own
-One
I actually know emily and she drives a used Honda and has a roommate in a reasonably priced apartment. If she were turning tricks I think she’d indulge in some upgrades in lifestyle with the money she could command by doing so. Maybe you think she’s a pragmatic hooker saving up for retirement?? Like those exist. And what is this investigation? Is there like a massive sting operation to rid the streets of call girls? Give me a fucking break. Whoever you are you’re making up libelous rumors about a very nice and decent girl and it isn’t at all cool.