What Do You Think About Me
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my name is Alana Noel. Going to keep it very simple, just wanted to see what you think about me?
Your best feature is plastic… other than that I will never think about you.- nik
- 50 tyson
- 8 Belles
- 8 Belles
- 800cc
- 9 And 2
- Access Douche
- Acorn
- Adobe
- AIM
- Alien
- Anteaters
- AR Mystery
- Aubrey (H)O'Day
- Back-Up Dancer
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- Black Barbie Shim
- Blonde Snookie
- Blonkey
- BMD
- Bomba
- BoobSquatch
- Booty Chest
- Boston Globes
- Brock's Chick
- Brock's Chick's Ex BFF
- Brody Chinner
- Burnt Bacon
- Canary
- Carlsbad
- Carmex
- Carrollton
- Casper
- CG-Girl
- Chernobyl
- Chesticles
- Chewbacca
- Chicago Lizard
- Chin-Chilla
- Cigar
- Cinnamon Twist
- Circus Coon
- Clown Under
- Cock Star
- Cole Soar
- ConRoids
- Crow
- D-Nazi
- Dallas Blonde Mafia
- Darling Dikki
- Derby
- Donkey
- Donkey Kong
- Dr. Douche
- E.T.
- Elvira
- Fake Equis
- Fake Kim Kardashian
- Fighter
- Fish Lips
- Fivehead
- Forhidden
- Frankie DelTaco
- Freddy Fags
- Frog
- G-Girl
- Gayviator
- Goose
- Gremlin
- Gretchen Rossi
- Grinch
- Guinea Pig
- Gumbi
- Guppy
- Gwins
- Half Squat
- Houston Rockets
- Human Cheeto
- iPout
- Jaden Solo
- Junior Varsity
- Justin Bobby
- Kaden Solo
- Kangaroid
- Kanye Chest
- Kochran Kardashian
- Krispy Kreme
- Krusty
- Lamey
- Lawyer Mike
- Leinart's Beer Bong B*tch
- Leper
- Loptimus Prime
- MAC Attack
- Malpractice
- Maple Queef
- Mapquest
- Maxy Mouse
- Michelin
- Miss Good Finger
- Miss Tommy Gun
- Mr. 615
- My Little Pony
- Nick Malibu
- Nickel
- Night Rider
- Nik's Chick
- Nintendoll
- Optical Illusion
- Osama Chin Laden
- P-Nazi
- Picasso
- Prodigy
- Pucker
- Rackstar
- Red Rocket
- RichieRexic
- RO-Hawk
- RoidBoy
- Roller Girl
- Same Face Barbie
- Same-Face
- Scooby
- Scooby Snack
- Sea Biscuit
- Secretariat
- Shimderella
- Shomos
- Silver Dollar
- Smeagol
- Snaggle Tooth
- Soccer Mom
- Spartica
- Star F*cker
- Sugar Tranny
- Sunset Douche
- Super Pimp Trout
- Sword Case
- T-Girl
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- Tatouche
- The Burrito
- The Gap
- The Nanny
- The Pelican
- The Predator
- Thickness
- Timberfake
- Tony Fag
- Tranny Manny
- Travolta
- Udders
- Uncle Chuck
- Unicorn
- VanTranny
- Veins
- White Buffalo
- Wild Thing
- Wire Transfer
- Wombat
- Xyz
- Yahoo
- Zed
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- Air Force
- Alabama
- Appalachian State
- Arizona / UofA
- Arizona State
- Auburn
- Berkeley
- Butler
- BYU
- Central Florida
- Central Michigan
- Chico State
- Clemson
- Davidson
- Delaware
- Drake
- Duke
- E. Carolina Univ
- FIDM
- Marine Corps
- Florida State
- Fresno State
- Georgetown
- George Wash
- Georgia
- Gonzaga
- Harvard
- Hawaii
- Illinois
- Indiana
- Iowa
- Kansas
- Kansas State
- LSU
- Marine Corps
- Marquette
- Marshall
- Maryland
- Miami (Ohio)
- Michigan
- Michigan St.
- Minnesota
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- Navy
- NC State
- Nebraska
- Notre Dame
- Ohio
- Ohio State
- Oklahoma
- Oklahoma State
- Ole Miss
- Oregon
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- Penn State
- Pitt
- Purdue
- Rollins College
- Rutgers
- SDSU
- Southern
- S. Illinois Univ
- South Florida
- Stanford
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- Texas A&M
U.S.
Canada
- Anchorage
- Atlanta
- Austin
- Baltimore
- Baton Rouge
- Charlotte
- Chicago
- Cincinnati
- Cleveland
- Columbus
- Dallas
- Denver
- Detroit
- Dublin
- Hamptons
- Hollywood
- Honolulu
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- Huntington Beach
- Ibiza
- Indianapolis
- Jackson
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- Las Vegas
- Little Rock
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- Montréal
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- Melbourne
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- Newport
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- Reno
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lol… well said.
ugly…and smells like collard greens
Anonymous, that is the very same thing I said about your mother, but add some pork to it.
Yup
idiot
Nice ass. Nice cheek bones.
Good in the cheek dept.
Nik, a little brown sugar never hurt anybody. She’s smashable.
HELL YEAH!!!! HOT CHOCOLATE
The only brown sugar I need goes on my oatmeal, I’m not down with the swirl, VANILLA is my flava Jack
It takes some courage to put yourself out there,especially to this crowd. I think your an attractive woman with great curves. I’m sure you allready know that.
Funny how the first Black girl I see on here is deemed not good enough…I don’t know why I’m surprised because you do seem like an undercover racist…btw Shayne is not that hot there are so many REAL blondes that will blow her out of the water!!!
Shut up monkey. Go eat your banana elsewhere
@Shaynadallamas is all that and more she doesn’t need to show everything to look sexy! And she’s all real (maybe some beautiful extensions ) go #NikRichie you got a classy women! @missmclovinlife and I love you guys on #couplesTherapy
@Shaynadallamas is all that and more she doesn’t need to show everything to look sexy! And she’s all real (maybe some beautiful extensions ) go #NikRichie you got a classy women! @missmclovinlife and I love you guys on #couplesTherapy
u must be new to the site. try looking a lil deeper in before running your mouth. just off the top we have BBS and CROW. both very pretty black women.
ARE YOU FUKING KIDDING ME. THOSE FILTHY NIGS ARE JUST NASTY, CROW HAHAH
Not new to the site, just a hell of a lot more intellectual and deeper with my thought process than a scrub like yourself!:) got that douchebag or do I need to dummy it down to Ebonics for you to understand? Just sayin’ GettoBoy!:)
Really, that many? Then just name one! Oh- too hard for your ill mind, let me help ya-Joanna Krupa is close, but Nik is hitting that beauty everyday of the week, what are you hitting? A whole inside of a tree?:) haha get a life loser!
Horse hair.
white women where a lot of fake hair as well, so i am surprised you noticed this…i am a female and she is a pretty girl…not sure why she asked nik for his opinion especially since he made it clear he is not into black girls. he wants anything that is barbie blonde and with big boobs
The black swirl is way overrated, I agree with nik! Blondes are the bomb diggity
Agreed
I think you’re beautiful.
other that that ugly hair and ugly tattoo and terrible makeup in that second pic, you look beautiful on first pic
yolo? nice name douche bag. The only person I see not hitting on this girl, would be a member of the KKK. Nic, your wife looks like she’s been on a 10 day “PEPSI” binge in every picture I’ve seen
You are used to getting trash so this is right up your alley. Go mow my lawn, transient.
Jealous are we wannabe!? You wish a chick like Shayne would give you a second look-bahaha but that will never happen! Well maybe in your wet dreams when you go home drone the clubs alone, night after night! Did you take dating tips from The Situation or Tito Ortiz? Bahaha
You are a very pretty girl, ease up on the makeup though. Don’t listen to Nik, he likes generic girls.
If generic means naturally beautiful and doesn’t need fake boobs, ghetto butts and makeup, then he’ll ya—-GO GENERIC BEAUTY ALL DAY!!!
Finally a real woman with real curves not these lollipops that dominate this site
Spoken like a true fat woman. Does your man ask you to use deodorant between your fat rolls to cut down on the smell and gunk that accumulates in there?
I’m not actually fat for your information but if your thing is fantasizing about plastic chicks with little boys bodies than hats off to you sir
The ugliest thing about you is your low self esteem, seeking “approval” from a website is pathetic!!!
Everybody a racist ???? sad world we oh they live in ,Nik your right shes gotta have a refund gap and she’s at best a 3.45656665466 and she’s not to pretty !!!!!
Nik im getting the feeling ur racist or probably just dont like black women, not saying u have to like them but u have like a huge wall up against dark skin like damn
I think shes gorgous …. Nice ass, hips, and posture
ass is photoshopped u can see the bend in the door frame. all these “models” need to concentrate less on a nerd with a camera and more with someone that knows how to photoshop, its 2012 if your camera guy doesnt know how to use the computer. run away. and fast
Although it looks fake, fake and more fake! Who did her ass job…..a plastic Ham company that had far leftovers from JLo and Niki Minaj
Ass is photoshopped but would still smash.
Maybe some ppl just don’t like fake nappy hair!! Doesn’t mean they are racist !!
90% of the hoes that are posted on this website have fake hair on their head. I’m not sure why her extensions are a problem when it’s worn by the rest of them.
Lmfaoooooo!!! I just discovered this was posted. All I’m going to say is that my hair is 100% mine and my ass is def not photoshopped nor fake! Lmboooooo thanks though! I guess it looks too good to be true!!
ig-@iamAlanaNoel
She’s obviously gorgeous, but I’m sure she knows it already.
I must confess I only started reading your blog after watching couples therapy. And what little I know of you, I am happy to be able to say I believe your comment about this young lady. After seeing you and your wife (who is a NATURAL & CLASSY BEAUTY) work very hard to keep your marriage together and to grow old together, keeping it real is how you see and approach the world. Thanks for proving me right!
I would hit this before I would even think of Nik’s fat wife.
ALL YOU HARD-UP BITCHES! (That includes Men too.)
Why are you taking the advice of this racist, toothpick leg, hack-faced, UGLY moron. Get a REAL life!
I mean look at Nik, REALLY??? Come ON! ~He can’t jugde anyone. SO FUNNY.
All you men and WOMEN on this site need help-like mental help. That women is clearly beautiful.
Only reason toothpick leg’s Nik is on Couples Therapy is because he’s a loser! He needed to draw in more attention to his pathetic website. Which SUCKS!
Stop taking advice from this guy. Look at him!
Nik clearly has low selfesteem.
- T
All YOU HARD-UP BITCHES!!!(That includes MEN too.)
Why are you taking the advice from this racist, white-trash, hack-face, toothpick leg’s, UGLY, moron. ~Can Nik judge anyone? I mean look at HIM! That’s too funny
All you men and WOMEN who listen to this guy, you really need help- MENTAL HELP. That women clearly is beautiful.
Only reason “toothpick-leg’s” Nik is on Couples Therapy is because he’s a LOSER! He needed to generate more attention to his pathetic website, which SUCKS!!
Nik clearly has low self-esteem
-T
your AN IDIOT
yikes
All YOU HARD-UP BITCHES!!!(That includes MEN too.)
Why are you taking the advice from this racist, white-trash, hack-face, toothpick leg’s, UGLY, moron. ~Can Nik judge anyone? I mean look at HIM! That’s too funny
All you men and WOMEN who listen to this guy, you really need help- MENTAL HELP. That women clearly is beautiful.
Only reason “toothpick-leg’s” Nik is on Couples Therapy is because he’s a LOSER! He needed to generate more attention to his pathetic website, which SUCKS!!
Nik clearly has low selfesteem.
Another monkey talking too much instead of just sitting in the corner munching on their banana or swinging from the vines that were kindly provided for you by the zoo with the help of our donations.
why not send in some non-modeling photos if you really wanted to know? this has photoshop written all over it, yes your beautiful, but isnt everyone more attractive with photoshop?
also, why is it racist when he doesnt like the ONE black women who was submitted in like forever? he hacks down white women all day long… its always racist when it comes to blacks.. why cant it just be an opinion? Getting all hyped makes it seem like your feeling are hurt? Slavery ended many many years ago, let it go.
Best comment ever…
Best comment ever… So very true!!!
It’s not his comment on the one black women that makes him seem racist. It’s his comments on all minorities.
I’m sure your father is very proud, wait your black, do you even know who your father is?
is this tracy wilson from new century mortgage, lol
Ooooo, pulling out the racism card is BS. Nik prefers blondes with big boobs. Just because his taste is limited to a very small group of women, does not mean he is racist. Racism is still around and it’s don’t just directed towards towards one group, yet one group is the quickest to pull out the race card. Be different and go against stereotypes, those exceptions are nice to see.
DAAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUUUMM that was cruel nick!!!!!! So cruel lolol…
I’m a straight girl, and I would in a heartbeat. She is soo hot.
FINALLY! a beautiful woman that isnt the typical bleached blonde fake breast implant MAC forcefield wearing ho shes beautiful i think..
Um, you are a bunch of racist idiots. Welcome to 2012, you hicks.
Look people the woman knew what he was going to do when she submitted the photos. Nik rips apart 98% of the women that send in pics. I am a black woman and I don’t think he is racist…at least I have not read anything on the site that made me think so…he likes what he likes..blonde, +2s and itg with skinny noses..lol! He isn’t into women with color, period. However, I think she is beautiful and sexy and there are a lot of others on this site, people of different races that find her attractive too. So stop calling Nik racist.
well said
attention whore mutch?
I agree, in Niks words Shayne looks a little “handsome” to me.
Yo idiots yes you, I agree with nik and most of you, I am living in south Africa and I thought we are racist but u guys are worse, yes she is black and no I don’t like black women for a hell but it doesn’t meen I won’t talk to her maybe give her money for food or what ever so everybody just relax ur acting asif you have to marry her.
she’s pretty. the end. all girls don’t have to be blonde.
Im like a quarter black but look white,I think black girls and black guys are unattractive. They do not appeal to me. So if a girl doesnt appeal to nik, doesnt mean that he is racist your smallminded americans, it is just not appealing to HIM.
And she is btw not ugly, just not appealing to me. But she has nice hair, and a pretty good body (fit) but too buff for MY type aswell.
there are black girls that look better then other black girls, and tis not the colour of their skin but their facial features. get over it
Why is it when a person who is racists against blacks, it’s always a monkey or banana comment…please get some more material.
OMG SWEETY TAKE IT FROM A WHITE DUDE WHO IS 6’6 in height believe me ur a cutie!! And I love black girls! I’d trade a stupid cheating ass white chick for a string black woman ANYDAY! At least black girls got legs and thighs and ass! White chicks are weak! No wonder white men keep takin black women! White women r not loyal!
this is definitely a racist site!
This website started out claiming itself as “SATIRE”, but I think Nik’s spent so much time fake nitpicking and bullshitting for so damn long that he actually believes the ONLY attractive women have bleach blonde hair, +2′s, and (by the BMI index) underweight.
She is not bad at all but to go online and get “approval” from idiots online?
This is not high school anymore.
And u racist fuckerz, do not say shit that you cannot say in someones face.