Who Is Sarah Rissell



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have been seeing this girl run with Scooby Snack’s crew lately. At first I thought Thickness had lost some weight but then I realized it wasn’t her. Then I thought she was a substitute for Thickness when Scooby Snack and her had a falling out. But now she is still running with her and I have to say, she is without a doubt the best looking one in the crew. You know anything about her?
The only thing I know about Sarah Rissell is that her breasts are fake.- nik














Geez look at all that bleach blonde hair, BAZONGASSS trying to free themselves! Are these broads hookers, or wanabe hookers?? Can someone enlighten HULK?
Moron.
I seriously cannot tell any of them apart. Talk about generic. These girls need to update their 2007 pre-crash look.
Hulk,
Nik has said its pay for play, but really no mention of the aging David Bowie in the bottom picture. And nice towels on the floor.
Thanks Schmidty. By pay that means shoots of 1800 Tequila to HULK. That’s all they’re worth. 1800 is a ales best friend. No more than 2 though. They can’t hurl on my Alpaca. HULK
This gives me a idea for a new TV SHOW… Fat Nasty Trash Gone Wild !!!
I think her weave might be made of real harbor hair too….it looks….flamable….
*barbie hair
Yeah.. I was thinking that too.
Bex finally on The Dirty. Life=Complete
That chick in the white dress is scarrryy! BOOOO
She looks a whole lot like “Frenchie” from Rock of Love. One of the whores trying to bed Bret Michaels.
gross. these chicks have pasted thier prime! thats what happens when ur a hooker for a living, u age like ten times faster! The private jets are going to stop cuz they are getting too ugly. hope they like doing meth and getting banged at motel 6. lol
passed..lol
hello?!!!!! hot? is that a wig? all of they have extremely cheap looking extensitions/weave/wig. gross! no classy man would ever wanted to be seen with any of them , jesus! gross me out!
All of these chicks look beat and blonde. Nothing stands out about none of them. Whatever happened to people having their own style and look. I am disappointed in the choices these days we have out there to chose from.
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET……still doing the scissor gang mafia sign with a duckface smile. Very ‘hip’
Nothing hotter then seeing a shim smoking…??? Gross!!!
I wonder which one has the biggest d*ck?
Who the hell would find any of these girls attractive?
I know Christina and Danica (and briefly met Kina). All complete sweethearts. The only reason these girls get a bad rap is because if they aren’t interested in some guy, the guy becomes butt hurt and tries to retaliate. How is that the girls fault? Maybe you should step up your own game if you can’t handle them.
I just know the bathroom in the last photo smells like Tuna.
She is the only hott one I hope she doesn’t turn out to be like the others bums kina has a terrible smile and Sarah looks like she has hemroids all the time serious Sarah the skinny one ditch that group if you love your family
oh my…..stop it….please make it stop
I would just like to know who the kitchen cosmo is in this town doing these girls’ hair extensions. I’ve never seen such horrible work in my life! I hope they’re not actually paying someone to hook them up with those jacked up wigs!
this group belongs in a haunted house attraction. i would pay them money to have them scare me. and that is all i would pay for.
Is that Jenna Jameson front and center? O_O
these chicks are fcking ugly and old as hell.
they all need to paper bag their faces before they go to clubs
I always wondered, why do the semi-pretty chicks hangout with the semi-ugly ones.
woah the bitch in the front row has a baboons behind for lips…..does she think that looks nice….gross
Damnnnn that chick is a whole new shade of orange in the bottom pic
Who thinks these harlots are remotely hot?
They look as nasty as the bottom of a camel’s hoof.
They ought to be a law that allows someone to crucify one of them.
Nasty
This is the look of the decade. Fake tits, fake lips, fake nose, fake hair. They all look like barbie dolls. Some like very old barbie dolls. Why do so many girls want to loo trashy? because they get a lot of attention. That’s why.
They’re all ahem… “pay4play” girls. Sarah scheller is a method out chick from NYC eating away her trust fund. Kina T is an absolute sweetheart. Renata (the one w the face tat) work(ed) for playboy tv but right now who knows lol. Sarah rissel is a very nice girl who comes from a middle class family in NV. Her familys not too happy w her recent decisions but whatevs. She’s trying to make it in Vegas the best she can. I hope she lands a nice rich dude to spoil her for the rest of her life. Nice girl. Met/danced/partied w her a few times at XS Cosmo bank
I know a few of these girls and their crew… The ones I have met and hung out with are very sweet, always fun and radiate positive energy.
How they choose to live is their business not mine. And I never paid to play but maybe some do so I can’t comment on that.
They are certainly not ugly… The only thing I’m not crazy about is the fake hair. But if they don’t cut the partying they won’t age well.
Rentna is a prostitute you can find her on backpage she don’t want her friends to know tho
hahahahahahahhaahaha sarah rissel is a looser my ex says she calls him crying for money all the time hes a dumb fucking goof too so he sends it i have the receipt to proove it i might just have to post that shit, any way enjoy the fake pink channel bag sarah rissel and the fake louis he sent you a month and a half ago, he thinks you guys are gonna get married mmmmmm too bad hes still marrried to me and uh im not divorcing him till i get my spousal support seeeing as he left me with NOTHING you know who im talking about sarah be a smart barbie if you dont want to “cook and clean like you told him barbies dont do” bahaha then make the right choice and stay the hell away