Are You Sure About Joselyn Cano
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I saw on a previous posts that you might be interested in Joselyn Cano from Huntington Beach as your nanny. Yes, the girl is hot but trust me, she is just like every other girl from HB/Newport. They are all the same, have no soul or heart and are after any dude with money. Well, I’m one dude with money that got to take her home… and this is what I woke up to. Just an FYI.
No way is that the same chick??? Is it?- nik
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What!?! No way, we need more info.
cant be the same girl. just cant.
Ha! Beer goggles bro!
no way that it her. That is a busted ass white girl
The noses are off…her eyebrows dont line up even with a filler.. it cant be the same chick unless its a ugly duckling case! D:
Not the same hoe
I think the poster took home the wrong Joselyn Cano. That is not the same chick. You got played poster.
Wtf?? Makeup does work wonders.. That’s scary!!
Get the F*ck out!!!!!!
That girl is white as snow.Not the same chick, different eyes, nose and mouth, if he banged her he should have more pics right?
Same girl different angles. Take a good look at it. Hurtin’
that is not the same girl..the face structure is not the same …the lips are totally different…the eyebrows are to thin….plus this girl looks white not hispanic….
Make-Up is a magical thing…
Funny to see kids realize that make-up can make even the ugliest chick look like a 10 if she’s skinny enough. Broads don’t just slap some makeup on and call it a day. They spend hours trying to make their faces look totally different. And that’s why you wake up to a gremlin after paying $500 to sleep with a hot chick.
it is the SAME girl…I know this girl….she knows how to put on GOOD makeup and she is EXCELLENT at photoshopping! Makeup can make a person look different and look a thousand times better…so this is the REAL girl …the other pics are FAKE and photoshopped to death! Nik you were fooled
Different nose, different chin, different girl.
its called plastic surgery and photoshop u idiot. same girl. i know 100% bc i know her
nose ring….
Usually a few swipes of Kleenex wipes away 90% of “some” women’s beauty (those who bake a make-up cake on their faces) but Jeez, in this case (if the same girl) cotton pads and makeup removers are truly her sworn mortal enemies!
Brilliant! She changes race while she is asleep….I need to learn that! Go to bed Mexican, wake up white!
are you fuking kidding, i rubbed it out to her like 5 times, my computer is a mess.
Hello you idiots everything thing about these girls are completely different ! Stop being so damn gullible
Not the same girl. Look at the eyebrows.
Its her. This pictures on her Facebook in the “photos of” section. Her family tagged her in it.
Aside from eyebrows and tip of nose being different, you can tell right away by upper lip.
The 2nd girl has absolutely no upper lip, doesn’t matter how much make up you wear, makeup doesn’t magically give you a plump upper lip that wasn’t there before.
C’mon people, you’re on the dirty, has Nik taught you nothing of analyzing pictures? lol
That’s not Joselyn
Of course it’s the same girl. Don’t you know that make-up is a miracle worker when applied properly?? Reminds me of a quote I saw once “Bitch I can wipe away 90% of your so called beauty with a Kleenex!”
That’s a white girl with a nose ring. Joselyn used to be a dark mexican with huge lips, and an ugly nose. Now she’s a beautiful light skinned angel with a perfect nose, and lips.
I want to know who her doctors are.
I must say it is a complete fail to say angel, I see no wings and skin looks like it has pimples..by the way how the fuck do you know how angels look?
Chick looks like she has a great personality! (Pause)
NOPE!
100% not her. And of course the guy didnt fuck her
What do you douchebags look like when you wake up in the morning?
xxTina Louise
Unless she had some serious reconstructive surgery, which everyone seems to be doing these days, there’s no way in hell.
Oh yeah she uses camouflage makeup for sure!!!
Nancy you’re a dumbass. There is lip plumper and you can always line you lips outside of your line to make it bigger. It’s makeup. I’ve put makeup on the most beat chicks and made them look hot. Eyebrows can be filled, bronzed cam be placed to make a nose change shape by manipulating shading and lighting.
Guess everyone else is too cause were not buying it. If you’re going to hate the girl, by all means hate her. That’s what the dirty’s for. But don’t make dirt up submit some real shit.
Guess everyone else is too cause were not buying it. If you’re going to hate the girl, by all means hate her. That’s what the dirty’s for. But don’t make dirt up submit some real shit.
No way. Mouth and nose are completely different.
no one wakes up looking picture perfect
not same girl… FOREHEAD!
I call bullshit.
Not the same girl. Look at the underside of her nose. This photo, her nose is larger and has cartilage under her nose to a large degree. The other photo of “her” doesn’t have that and the nose is smaller. Def not her and if it is, it’s an OLD photo of her, prior to any surgeries.
It’s not even the same hair line. Apparently you were hoping you were banging Joselyn after you took those 10 shots, bro.
Stupid…that is clearly not the same girl…this girl is white with think lips duh people!!!!
This girl is white with thin lips not the same girl…
not the same girl. makeup doesn’t make you change races
Definitely the same girl. Look at her nose.
So you are saying the night Joselyn chose to go home with you, she decided to pluck her eyebrows to half the size of what they normally are and also decided to remove the collagen from her upper lip?? 99% sure this is not the same girl…
This girl is way more beautiful than the fake barbie in the other picture
not her. she has a video of her on Facebook and social cam with no makeup
Soooo not her not even close c’mon Nik why even post this?
Your all idiots thats not the same girl, look at her without makeup, she still looks tan, beautiful and mexican, this is a wannabe which will never be lol!