THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This is, unfortunately, an ex boyfriend of mine. I dated him for 2 months and broke up with him when I found out how many other girls he had on the go. He has two phones, one he claims is for personal use and one he claims is his work phone. When I was seeing him he decided to start stretching his ears and he’s being so stupid an irresponsible with his piercings. They’re in disgusting shape, ready to snap but yet he continues to stretch them. He wears tapers and never cleans his ears. That ear cheese could clear a room in a hurry. He has a shitty chest tattoo that he wears proudly. Probably wheeling all the 16 year old girls that he finds at Off Campus every weekend. He works for Plus One Presents, not sure what he does there, but he seems to enjoy the free bottle service and guest list that he has going on. He’s honestly the dirtiest, nastiest bar star out there. He pressured me into having sex with him and wouldn’t let up even when I started to cry. He’s a rapist and a piece of shit stuck under your shoe. He lies about his height, age and profession on his POF. He’s barely as tall as I am (average height for a female) and he’s the same age as me. He claims to be 23 but he’s really only 21. This is a message to all the ladies in Ottawa, don’t even look at him. he’s got so many drd’s you might catch something even if you keep your distance. He also complains that I try to ruin his chances with other girls. In reality, I’m protecting them from being taken advantage of by this nasty bar star.
‘Talking sexually” … how quaint of you.- nik