Biggest Ottawa Slootbag

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is laura lamarche. This sloot is just flat out repulsive. She’s a compulsive liar and believes her own lies. She’s the queen of sloppy seconds. She loves hooking up with dirty dudes from online and when she can’t find one on there, she’ll try to sleep with other girl’s bfs. She once slept with a guy in front of her son while video taping it. She brings her dealers to her house and when she can’t afford her daily dose of rock, she pays by sleeping with them. No wonder her baby daddy jason cheats on her gross ass. This bitch thinks she’s hot shit but really laura? pink hair and a stick like figure is not much to be proud of. She takes nasty pix and posts them on every dating site she can find. this chick is a sorry excuse of a mom. ultimate dirty ho of ottawa
Colorful haired chicks all act the same.- nik













you know who this is and i will love you always no matter what
i will always be in love with you u know who this is love always
you know who this is and i will always love you no mater what
love you always who know who i am
love you always you know who this is
love you always you know who this is i loved you from day one
love you alway from day one you know who i am xoxoxoxo
love you always from day one you know who this is
no really this is laura and i have no idea who could love my skeezy ass so please tell me who you are so we can begin a great future maybe you can help me get off the rock xox
haha this is her second time on here! dirtyy girl for sure
now this is Laura!!!
i dont give a fuck who you are!!!!
you guys have nothing better to do then make up bullshit about me!!! if i was such a drug addict i would not have my son!!!
My son is the only man in my life!!! and the only man i need!!! i do not do drugs c.a.s would be involved but thats why my file has been closed for 2 yrs!!! so keep talking your shit Alana you are nothing but a fat jealous bitch who has to start shit with everyone else cause they dont have their kid or a man who loves them!!! stop talking shit and deal with ur issues!!!!
Shiiiiet lol. Laura on the dirty again. You must piss a lot off people off on a daily basis. You really are one dirty bitch. This is a well deserved post about you
ive known this girl since i was 5 and u dont have no fucking clue whats shes been through. if all those statments were TRUE she wouldnt still have her kid. ya’ll need lifes and i hope god judges u just as hard as u judge other u low lifes
I don’t understand why laura is on here. She is a very good friend. Her son is adorable and well fed
. Leave laura alone and get a life . What does it matter to you what she does in her life . Act your age not your shoe size . I have known laura since we were in prenatal together and every time I see her I see her doing really well for herself and her son back off of her
I don’t understand why laura is on here. She is a very good friend. Her son is adorable and well fed
. Leave laura alone and get a life . What does it matter to you what she does in her life . Act your age not your shoe size . I have known laura since we were in prenatal together and every time I see her I see her doing really well for herself and her son back off of her … if what she is doing in life is so bad why are u sitting on the dirty writing this post about her …. why aren’t u calling the authorities if she is such “a poor excuse of a mother ” … grow up and leave the girl alone to make her mistakes everyone makes them …if sheis ddoing these things she will learn from them
lmfao clearly “knows laura” is laura lamarche herself. you obviously don’t know the girl. cas have been called on her and jason. when they come he leaves their apartment and she plays the beaten gf. i’ve known laura when she was a rideau center mall rat and believe me she hasn’t changed much. she even lived in toronto to let her bad reputation died down but she became a crackhead there too. she’ll sleep with just about anyone (mostly guys she meets from pof or jasons friends) she even hit on jasons brother lol. sorry laura but you ain’t all and a bag of chips
laura has a stinky fish taco
I met this girl she bought a belly ring off me when I was working and she was super nice. The first thing she did was show me a pic of her son and we didn’t even know eachother. Ppl make mistakes and I could tell she went through a lot. Congrads Laura for getting ur son back !! Remember its who u are today that really matters .
first of all, i dont have my belly pierced and secondly i have my son never got taken!! so get your story straight please!!! this lil girls have nothing better to do then talk shit because they are jealouse!! i dont even have an open file with c.a.s and havent!!!
WOW, Need a life people!!
Stupid low life’s. she has her son Fucking goofs so there for all these statements are false and fake.
Haterz only making her famous
xox
Melanie who ROY?!?
the only reason why laura even got her kid back is because she lied through her teeth, pretended she isn’t with her deadbeat bf and that all of a sudden she’s changed. truth is she’s the same downtown crack wh*re. she still does drugs in front of her son. she invites dealers to her apartment. meets randoms from online and from parties she goes to. sleeps with her bf’s boys and backstabs everyone she knows. laura is a disgusting
My son was never taken from me!! first off!! and secondly i do not do drugs!!! yes i may smoke a lil bit of weed but who the fuck doesnt!!
C.A.S is well aware of that and i have not had an open file with them in over 2 years!!! Ya’ll need to grow the fuck up and get off my case!!!
Yes i have done shit in the past, and i have learned from those mistakes and have grown from it!!! All you guys who cant accept the fact that people change and mature, you need to go look in a mirror and ask yourself if you have changed or if you are talking about yourself!!!
And BTW this isn’t laura whomever stated that I know laura is a good person and everyone makes mistakes leave it at that quick wasting your breath on her and making sure everyone knows her mistakes back off and leave her alone its noones business …
i don’t understand how someone can lose their child to c.a.s in the first place. laura loves drama and always has. she is dirty and sleazy
@lauraisadramabitch people make mistakes ! Get off your high horse and leave the fucking girl alone . Now you all need to get a life stop trying to pretend your fucking shit don’t stink I bet half of u do drugs fuck around and hang out at Rideau you probably are all downtown slum so get off her and move on I’m sure she has
WOW
GOTTA LOVE HATERS. SHE NEVER LOST HER SON TO CAS SO LEARN UR FACTS!! AND PEOPLE PUT HER ON HER CAUSE THEY ARE ALL JEALOUS, I HAD MAD BEEF WITH HER AND SHE DEFF IS NOT WHO PEOPLE MAKE HER OUT TO BE.
PEOPLE NEED TO GROW THE FUCK UP AND STOP WITH THE DRAMA!!
FUCK ALL THESE GOOFS LAURA
i find that add all fake, for one she doesnt smoke CRACK and his her child if cas did get involved than she wouldnt have her child. her child is the hadsome little boy ever and should NEVER be brought into this ALL you piece of shit goofs need to FUCK OFF and get A REAL LIFE…
mad RESPECT and LOVE
Sorry to hear this and see this LAURA, Fuck all these haters all they do is make u famous!!
keep up the good stuff hun
and mel who Melanie Roy if so you have no right to be saying fuck all
i love you ahint if you ever wanna get married let me know xoxoxo
people have no life… the girl doing good people must love her to be always talking about her DONT BE JEALOUS Girls…
believe me no one’s jealous of laura lol
Apprarently your all still talking about laura. Leave the girl alone get on with your lives already if you were better then her stop being toddlers and grow up
hahahahahahaha!!! this is too funny!! you are all hiding behind fake names!!! fucking jealouse lil pussy!!!! If your not jealouse or scared then show your fucking naes or come deal with me yourself!!!
Ya’ll are nothuing but jealous lil toddlers!!! my son is more mature then this!!!
grow the fuck up!! if Ya’ll want ill post the letter i have from C.A.S themselfs saying that they have absolutely no concerns or worries! And that i am drug free!!! do you seriously think that they would give a kid back to someone who is on drugs or even lie about shit!!! please C.A.S is very thorough and will not give a kid back unless they have real proof!!!
its called drug tests you lil girls!!! go back to school finish learning then come fucking talk to me!!!!
I am drug free and my son is beyond healthy and happy!! so go try and start shit with someone else!!
And as for this so called person who is in love with me, you got some balls saying that but hidding behind a fake name!!! obviously ur not important enough!!!
yo i met this bitch off plenty of fish. easiest girl i have ever met. remember the underpass near rideau center laura?
I have never met anyone off any site!!!!
I am not a desperate ho that needs to go online!!!
grow the fuck up!!
laura change? bahahahaha jason loves to talk about your dirty little secrets. that is why you got cheated on so many times. you are disgusting. you shoulda given cam up like you did your first kid. you’re a big liar. you do drugs now cuz your cas file is closed and the only reason why you got to keep your son was because you lied. it’s funny how you check and comment on these posts. that doesn’t sound like what a “mature” person would do. and as for you miss roy. you backstab this girl on a daily so quit playing captain defender and quit brown nosing
laura change? bahahahaha jason loves to talk about your dirty little secrets. that is why you got cheated on so many times. you are disgusting. you shoulda given cam up like you did your first kid. you’re a big liar. you do drugs now cuz your cas file is closed and the only reason why you got to keep your son was because you lied. it’s funny how you check and comment on these posts. that doesn’t sound like what a “mature” person would do. and as for you “pfft”. you backstab this girl on a daily so quit playing captain defender and quit brown nosing
laura we live in canada not texas. stop it with the “y’all”. makes you sound even dumber than you already are
im pretty sure ur the one saying you love yourself laura lol
she’s straight up the biggest piece of shit i know
oh please, all you little bitches are one big PUSSY ass bitch. hiding behind fake ass names. come out and say ur name or ya thats right to SCARED!! My bad. FUCK All you guys STRAIGHT UP. I Did have beef with laura, and who she is not what you say she is. and for bringing kids into youre a FUCKIN GOOF!! THta right you heard me nice and clear GOOOOOOFS… It ok to not like someone but a least be realz with your self and the comments. I can put my finger and say half the people who commented had an issue with her and accused her of fake shit. Untill you walked a mile in her shoes get off her tip fucking GOOFS…
laura laura laura… why am i not surprised that you’re on here? if you had any class at all, you wouldn’t even bother responding. anyone that has had the unfortunate luck to meet you, know what type of person you are. there are some people in this world that have genuinely changed and you are not one of them. you are probably one of the dirtiest girls i know and yes i said girl because you don’t deserve to be called a women. oh and one more thing, there is a difference between then and than
laura laura laura… why am i not surprised that you’re on here? if you had any class at all, you wouldn’t even bother responding. anyone that has had the unfortunate luck to meet you, know what type of person you are. there are some people in this world that have genuinely changed and you are not one of them. you are probably one of the dirtiest girls i know and yes i said girl because you don’t deserve to be called a women. oh and one more thing, there is a difference between then and than
is she supposed to be a chick? her face looks like a crushed butt hole
I do not even know this girl, but I def know Melanie Roy, and mel you need to the shut the fuck up. If this is the Mel Roy I remember, **tch you are even woooooorssstttt!!! You’re man cheated on your non stop , you did drugs while you’d leave your kids with god only knows what dude. Personally I never write on the dirty or really give the dirty the time of day. But you low life cunt, you I have a problem with. Don’t toss around dirty when your fucking filthy and even diiiiirtttiiieerrrr !!! Worry about your own fucking life.
it’s bozo the clown!!!
see you guys are all fucking pussy`s!!!! cant fucking write your real name!!! hahahahahahah obviously you guys dont fucking know me at all!!!
people cant lie to c.a.s are you fucking stupid… must be if you think you lie to c.a.s and get your kid back!! and who the fuck are you mentionning my kids name……. Dare you to say your fucking mae so i can deal with you myself!! if your not scared then show your name!! and as for Melanie Roy u better watch yourself!! just cause your a horrible mother and real crack head dont mean everyone is!!! you better watch what the fuck you guys say about my kid on here!!!!! FUCKING LITTLE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laura has no class. She thinks she’s hot shit (LMFAO). Laura, take a good look at yourself. You’re trashy and disgusting hence why you’re on here AGAIN to be exposed. You talk shit behind people’s backs, beef girls and when you’re confronted about it to your face, you hide like a little pussy. You get with Jason’s friends, your “girls” friends, randoms from the internet and anyone else who show you a hint of attention. You’re a bad example to your kid and you did the right thing by giving up Josh. I’m glad to have gotten rid of you from my life. You’re poison and karmas a bitch
LOL oh my god Laura you are such a fucking liar. That or you’re in total denial about what you really are. You are a total ho straight up. You try to get with any guy that gives you attention. You let yourself be used by dirty random men. You have no class and no respect for yourself. I mean, trying to get with your “baby daddy’s” buddies and your so called “friends” bfs is what lowest of the low do and you my dear are definetely low. You’re kid deserves better. And your empty threats of “dealing with people” that commented on this post is entertaining. You won’t do shit and you never have. You’re just a pussy ass little girl. You make me laugh. And the only reason why I’m not putting my name is cuz I know Lynda
First of all i am with my `baby dad` MY MAN almost 24/7 so get ur facts straight!! I have never tried to get with any of his friends!!! You dont know shit bout me so stop talking while you can!!! I dont care if you know my mom if she knew who you were and you did this she would say the same thing i am!! show you name stop being little pussys!! i never do shit eh lmao!! thats funny last bitch i recal talking shit got her forehead split open Robyn Perrin!! go look on youtube if you dont believe me!!! keep talking your shit behind your fake name!!! PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!!!!!! come on show yourselves!!
NOBODY I know would comment on this scum about anyone let alone my daughter.
Mrs May…
I Agree with you on that fuckin dirty bitch MELANIE ROY
that bitch should be on here for sure. but yet again shes a RAT and CAS caller so god knows what she would try and pull 5 kids later and has NONE. I Fucking hate her
To laura, don’t let these girls or whoever bring you down you know the truth no need to explain yourself you are giving them the satisfaction of knowing they are bugging you . I know the truth and so do u. We have been friends since prenatal that’s over 2 1/2 years now we see each other often you live near my school . Think about who this is . And come see me at lunch . Don’t let these idiots bring you down . Your awesome. You have your son because you never lost him . Your file is closed . You’re with your man. Fuck these people they will move on to the next person they want to ruin . Just move on don’t let them bother you . Be the bigger person
yea laura’s butt smells like poo poo but she likes it ATM
ooh wee she’s got them loosey goosey sloppy stinky fish taco with extra stds
wow laura. can you be anymore of a liar? i pity your mom, bf and kid. you are a disgusting human being
Laura how does my pussy taste? Jason licks it at least 3 times a month for the past year and a half just love when he shaves his chin strap;) and those green boxers mmmmmmm
hahaha ashley your fucking dirty your self so i wouldn’t be talking Your like an atm machine ayone had a turn on ur crusty easy going ass
love getting doggied by jason. unlike you laura i got some nice 36DD titties and a nice round ass. and your “man” likes releasing all that stress from having to deal with your gross ass with me
if your with your man 24/7 you both must be jobless welfare scums or drug dealing pieces of shits lol
ooookkkkk NIKKI!!! keep talking your shit!!! you just got ur kid taken away the other so come talk to me about worst human being lol your just fucking jealous!
And as for ashley lol you wish u had been with jason for the last year and a half!! lol
thats too funny, i been with my man just about 24/7 unlees he is at work!!!
Geeees, you guys are pathetic, lets ask my former worst enemie how i am and what i do she will surely let you know oh and my mom seeing as she knows me best and i dont hide shit from her!!!!
It dont matter what none of you dirty lil low life bitches have to say i know who i am and so Does my man!!!!
If you aint goin g to leave you real name instead of a fake name for you to hide behind, then there is nor room for more pussies on here!!!
@NotKool
Completely agree . But I honestly think putting Melanie Roy on here might crash the site . Everyone knows her crack head ass and trout smelling pussy. Too many people would be too live with her .
like mother like daughter lol trashy
WTF Jason has been with ME fuck all you sluts and Laura go suck some dick Jason hasnt been with u in a long ass time by the sound of all this bullshit hes been fucking around on me NOT COOL
thats funny!!! i been with jason for the last 2 years!!! and he with me 24/7 so grow up and get ur facts straight
if your with jason 24/7 then you two must be jobless welfare scums. either that or you guys deal lol
I know this girl and shes really good with her kid you people need to leave her alone like really. And its sad how you people cant say this to her face because you know what will happen. You people need a life.
yo this bitch has a huge ass nose. laura your face makes me want to puke
laura you’re so ghetto. you’re a lying bitch
this is hilarious. everyone knows u a huge slut
Hey laura remember when you sucked me off than ate my shit for a 10 piece?
if you were such a prize then why did jason cheat on you so many times? two dozen bitches to be exact
ok i admit it. i am an uneducated welfare ugly bitch. my floppy pussy smells like dead fish. my man likes to sleep with other women sometimes even other men because anyone is better than me
this bitches pussy stunk so bad. had to hold my breath the whole time
First off I find all of this to be pure entertaining. Laura you have such a problem with being on here but you don’t seem to have a problem when it comes to talking shit about other people. If you were to actually get the point on why you are on here you would understand fully. You just gave all of these people exactly what they are calling you out on.
As for your son, I can’t say anything about your parenting because its not my place nor my business. I do know that a lot of what is being said on here about you is the truth and you can’t deny it. Did you do coke yes and you know that you did. Do you smoke weed yes you know that you do that too did you sell these drugs yes you also know that you did. Do you backstab every one you know of course you do, and you know that you do it as well. If your with Jason all the time why is that your always crying on facebook over him? Well lets see thats because he is always out sleeping around on you and you know that too. So if you were any better then any person on here you wouldn’t be sticking with a guy that uses you because its that easy. So before you tell any one to take a look at themselves go take a hard look at yourself, because you are far from perfect and a lot of what people are saying on here is the truth about you, so learn to deal with it, quit pissing people off mind your own business quit fucking every random guy you can and maybe you won’t end up on the dirty.
That was a whole lot of bullshit to read but for any one who does know Laura, knows that 95% of all this shit being said is the truth.
Let’s get one thing clear here you drama seeking troll, your calling every one out on here acting like you know who posted you on here, well maybe if you didn’t post so many nasty ass pictures of yourself no one would have access to them and every one knows that you post photos non-stop on fb-there for this becomes your fault. And FYI your nasty looking there is nothing attractive about you. Also if you had half the brains you claim to have you would know that its someone on your account that has once again posted your nasty whorish ass up here. You love attention Laura and you sure have enough of it now, you should be happy. Or is it that the truth hurts and you can’t handle it?
Gross ugly dirty ass bitch
Then write ur Fucking name
Laura checks this site daily lol what a pathetic bitch
Again u guys. Are all pathetic hiding behind your fake names why can’t you just say who you are……too scared of what she will do if you do?? LOL.
Laura is an a great person and an amazing mother I am with her and her son on a daily basis with my kids and my husband. Everyone who is trying to bring her down have personal issues of your own you obviously need to work on,or you guys are jealous cause either 1. You don’t have your kid/kids and envy her. 2. Jealous. If the way she looks 3 or jealous that she has grown from her past and you haven’t!!! Now I suggest you all take a good look in the mirror,look at yourselves and think before you judge anyone.
Laura has made mistakes in her past, but who hasn’t?
This is just horrible what you guys are saying about her,clearly you don’t know her.
I know her and have known her for her 3yrs. And I have been around her son her boyfriend and her on a daily basis and she is a great person and amazing mom.
If your complaining about Laura “taking” your man or sleeping with. It’s false,but obviously you ain’t doing something for your man for you to think that,and I don’t blame them if they did pursue her, she is beautiful and funny and great with my kids as well as her son.
And Jason do not believe anything these people are saying you have an amazing woman that has been there threw everything for u, be smart, and realize what you have before it’s gone or too late.
Again u guys. Are all pathetic hiding behind your fake names why can’t you just say who you are……too scared of what she will do if you do?? LOL.
Laura is an a great person and an amazing mother I am with her and her son on a daily basis with my kids and my husband. Everyone who is trying to bring her down have personal issues of your own you obviously need to work on,or you guys are jealous cause either 1. You don’t have your kid/kids and envy her. 2. Jealous. If the way she looks 3 or jealous that she has grown from her past and you haven’t!!! Now I suggest you all take a good look in the mirror,look at yourselves and think before you judge anyone.
Laura has made mistakes in her past, but who hasn’t?
This is just horrible what you guys are saying about her,clearly you don’t know her.
I know her and have known her for her 3yrs. And I have been around her son her boyfriend and her on a daily basis and she is a great person and amazing mom.
If your complaining about Laura “taking” your man or sleeping with. It’s false,but obviously you ain’t doing something for your man for you to think that,and I don’t blame them if they did pursue her, she is beautiful and funny and great with my kids as well as her son.
And Jason do not believe anything these people are saying you have an amazing woman that has been there threw everything for u, be smart, and realize what you have before it’s gone or too late.
No one is jealous of Laura. First of her face looks like an asshole with a couple of hemerroids for a nose and eyes. She smells like shit and you clearly don’t know Laura is you’re saying she’s a good person. She will crew you over sooner and later and when she does, can’t say we told you so. The girl is a sick demented fuck. Jason and
Laura both cheat on each other and they are both pieces of shit human beings.
This chick is a sick unstable nut job. She needs to get help and be a better parent
I’m Laura’s mother. And to be honest I dislike her. I wish I didn’t have a ho as a daughter. She brings shame to me and my family. I mean who would be proud of having a slut, drug addict, liar for a daughter. She smells like manure and has herpes. Watch out Ottawa… This girl is nasty
Laura you ugly dirty slut everyone knows how much of a whore you are, its really a waste of time posting you on here b/c anyone that knos you knos yor filthy ewwww
gross bitch
Wow Ashleigh Marie how many times do you have to mess with peoe to make yourself feel better I don’t know this Laura but your so insecure stop trying to Pit other people brown just shows the real person you are you fake b*tch even if her bf cheater on her with you doesn’t make her a bad person you Fukn head case gt some class you pore excuse of a person it’s sad how you can live your life doing what you do to other woman and their family’s.. So sad just because what you don’t have the family you want get your own man and start raising your child your mother already raised you..-and look how that turned out
lauras no better she posted ashleigh too they both sluty crackhead gross
clearly jason hasnt been with you 24/7 if he was licking ashleigh’s pussy hahaha