Can You Believe He Has 2 Girlfriends

December 30, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Harvard, Miami, The Dirty 239

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shawn is a 24-year-old fat loser who only hangs out with 18 year old kids who play World of Warcraft all day. The sad part is he has two GFs that he cheats on while cheating on his diet.  You can find him on eHarmony, Adult Friend Finder, and Craigslit. He has cheated on every girlfriend he has ever had. He is also a very cheap Jew. Every time I went out with him I had to pay for HIS sushi. This is despite the fact that he’s a rich Jew and gets a lot of money from his parents. This fatty also lies a lot. There are Mexican drug mules who don’t pull this much stuff out of their ass. He also has the vocab of a 13-year-old that fell off the Eiffel Tower and hit every steel bar on the way down. That is why he goes for girls that are stupid so he can fool them. You can usually find him in his natural habitat, adult video stores picking out gay porn. In short, Shawn is a fat loser that has no life. His fellow students at Harvard and all Americans need to be warned about this loser!

What you just described sounds like every non-Asian male student at Harvard.- nik