Canary Has No Right To Be Talking

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I moved to Las Vegas to hook around the same time Canary did. I have seen her throughout the many years, with the BIGGEST DORKS that Las Vegas has to offer. So when she posted this on Facebook and as I read it, I literally spit my Sprite all over my iPhone. It amazes me that she would go and write this… it just seems like she is writing about her life. Do you agree with me when I say that Canary has no right to be talking about this.
I’m still trying to figure out why Canary has HB (Huntington Beach) as a major market like Miami, NYC, LA or SF. Huntington Beach is the where Newport Beach sends the trash.- nik













Nik, your HB comment is probably the stupidest thing you ever posted. You sound like a moron. Where NB sends the trash? Really?
Yes, HB is pure trash!!! HB is where the 30K millies look upper class…
HB is basically 909 by the water. The only people that don’t know that are the ones who live there. Newport Beach laughs at HB. Get a grip. It’s girls driving trucks, tribal tats, bad bars, MMA wannabes, skinheads and full of bums walking the streets. A 9 in HB is a 4 in NB.
Some guy didn’t give her what she wanted . Lol waste hoes.
… ” be the person you were before uou moved and I will commend you for it ” woooow you are not that important get over yourself just another aging slut
She’s clearly talking about 30k millionaires being douchebags so why does the chick that “moved to vegas to HOOK” give a fuck? Hookers are the most hating, jealous bitches in the world! Pussy is pussy, you sell yours too, now get your ass back on the carpet and stfu..
LOL Nik the HB comment couldn’t be MORE true…everyone there is TRASH and if you are born there, even worse! Hahaha, I love it…you just called out all the Forever21 BEBE sale-rack wearing trash and obviously they are pissed about it (first Anon comment)!
DA Strong! Xox
Who would want to live in Vegas? Just to snort pepsi and bang/work as a prostitute?
I’ve always wondered the same. The place has little to offer beyond the party scene. Fun to visit and indulge I guess, but pathetic to live there… doing the same thing, week, after week, after week.
You guys have no idea. U live this bland life like ‘Groundhogs day’. We live where people want to vacation.. We make tons of money off you losers. No, im not a portapotty. I have a real job working in the hotel industry. There is always something fun to do here. Plus just to people watch you losers is fun. It’s like a live version of the dirty. It’s very entertaining here!
Thank you for the clean towels and linen each day while I’m on vacation
It’s funny you think the visitors are the losers. As if it would ever be difficult to live permanently in city which currently has one of the worst housing markets in the nation.
If you were a local somewhere like Geneva CH, for example, you might have some bragging rights.
Also, believe me when I say you are far more entertaining to us. Thanks again for the service!
Keep telling yourself that…Vegas is a shithole.
The Hotel Industry? Hahahaha. You are one of the idiots who either checks me in or escorts me to my bottle service. The service industry in Vegas is laughable. Only a true idiot would admit they work in the hotel industry. Get an education and a real job. I made more money last week than you will in a month, Shortbus.
Love reading the comments from the likely Santa Ana, Garden Grove apt / room renters. Keep dreaming people. Nik’s parents probably tried to buy a home in HB and couldn’t qualify. After all ,what Armenian, with any money, chooses to live in Mission Viejo? Been bitter about it ever since,.
I would say…GOOD FOR THAT GUY! If random chicks are blowing him then who cares if he is a club employee. Actually I think i’m going to use that next time I go to vegas…i’ll walk around in a suit, make some fake cards, hand them out and get blowjobs. Thanks for the idea!!!!!
“it is because they think they can get something out of you and suck you dry”
ya, some dick you fucking hoe!! lol
Canary is just bitter because she has shuffled around from Sutra as a bartender to Vegas as an escort and like all the other ones, once she hit the 30+ age and had no guy who wanted her anymore, she feels screwed.
HB is the land of raised trucks and tattoo’ed trashy kooks. Stay in HB Homo’s
its funny because I actually live in Huntington Beach and for the life of me I could not figure out what in the world “HB” could possibly stand for if being compared to the other cities listed… but the one thing i knew for sure is that it couldn’t have been Huntington. ha
As for hating on HB, I will be the first to admit that there is some truth to every joke and nik’s joke is no exception. however, I find that hb serves its purpose and during the summer the people watching is second to none. Unlike Newport, HB has miles upon miles of public parking lots and as a result people from all over SoCal choose hb for their weekend beach trips. It is super easy for people to pull up, park and be at the waters edge where in Newport it would take forever to find parking and you have to know the area which most out of towners don’t. While I am sure that anyone in Newport would find this to be an advantage for their city I would have to disagree. If I had a dollar for every time I have been able to pants a chick that I originally met while riding my beach cruiser on the hb board walk while participating in some good old fashioned summer day drinking then I would have at least $12.00 haha. So while you nerds hanging out with your bros at mutts in Newport brag about the newport babes that you never seem to get any action from, I will continue to enjoy boning chicks visiting hb for the day that could be from from riverside or the west side of LA for all i care.
during this years us open (which is the best week of the summer) I met a girl from long beach and literally rode her to my apartment on my handle bars to take some bong rips, hit a home-run and rode her back to the pier where her friends were all within an hour. didn’t even get her number and went back to riding my bike.
as for the jackass who said that hb was basically the “909 by the water” I believe you mean its the “IE by the sea” and to front like Newport doesn’t have a serious 909 transplant population itself is just naive.
I’d have to agree. Main street does bring in trashy people, but there are generally really nice neighborhoods in HB. I too am confused why HB would be comparable to NYC or LA though??? odd….
Wtf is the deal with Vegas anyway? The fact that there is such a place where this terribly fake elitist subculture exists makes me want to throw up in my mouth. But I guess when it comes to preferred party cities there are Vegas people and then there are New Orleans people. I happen to be a New Orleans person. Sorry for being a dirty f*cking hippie loser who lacks fake tits and has a fat ass, but I promise my quality of life is much more honest and fulfilling than any of these c*nts.