Clown Under Is Perfect To Me



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m new to your website and was turned onto it by my friend Sharni that you call Clown Under. It is about time she got some recognition in life. She is the hottest girl to walk alive and is nearly perfect. From her hair to her feet she is flawless and we all love those +2′s as you call it. Is there anything you would change on her?
Yes, I would get that stupid tattoo under her ear (on her face) removed. WHAT A BUZZ KILL.- nik














What is up with girls from Australia and the color of their lip stick?
I also would like to see a picture of her without makeup because it looks like the Mac force field is strong with this one.
I would totally risk losing a couple of pillow cases for this one.
She’s beautiful.
Please go to the Mall and head to the Make Up counter and let a pro show you how to put on make up. You have no clue at all.
Room still not neat, bed on the floor. High maintenance, low priorities. U can’pay for +2s before u get furniture?? Dangit that’s where I veered wrong!
Australian Katie Price overrated, hate the Aussie pink lipstick and that tattoo looks like a sideburn
Im a goodlooking man. She wears to much make up and she is Probley insecure. People will stare at her bc she’s fake and has lbs of make up on. She is a pretty girl but to done up and fake looking not wife material
This hottie got an instragram page?
Sharnileexo… Not a creep
She looks really pretty in that 2nd photo.
Fake 2s, fake skin color, fake eyelashes, fake lips(to much lipstick to make lips bigger..Sharpie eyebrows..Made in China
Her makeup and lips kill it.
This chik is a total example of a species perfecting itself!
She is the EPITOME of “Female DC”.
I.
LOVE.
HER.
#dirtynohomolove
Nearly flawless? ARE YOU BLIND. Look at that face.
Wait, people seriously find this bitch attractive? She’s orange, for crying out loud! I thought the Dirty Army was above this kind of trash. I’ve seriously lost faith in this site.
Orange face.. Brown body .. Hooker pink lipstick !! Not hot !! Nice boobies but they are not in proportion with the rest of her body .. No curves .. The rest of her body looks like a 12 year old boy !!
Ladies, please, before posting pictures clean, clean, clean, your rooms. Such a turn off to have a sloppy dirty room. If you don’t take care of that before you submit a picture to be seen by thousands of people what makes me think you take care of the goods.
This bitch is smokin’. She’d get it, no questions asked
She’s very beautiful but she presents herself in a tacky sloppy way. Not her fault though. Is it still 2006 down under? Or just for this one?
This girl has potential if she would cut off the tanning, get a decent lipstick, learn how to apply makeup and grow those eyebrows out. Have a professional do them!!!
Does the OP not understand that DC’s are being made fun of??? This isn’t a lifetime achievement award dipsh!t, it’s the DIRTY.
Uneven tan, pushes out lips too much, bad choice in lipstick, to many tattoos, dirty dirty room, right boob looks bigger than the other, too slutty, hair roots showing, and apparently couldn’t afford to buy new clothes that fit after the boob job.
Coming from an Auzzie girl, do not generalize against us please. We are known for our low key natural beauty. Not this mess. She looks like she has tripped face first into a makeup bin. Miranda Kerr, Jennifer Hawkins, Jess Hart just to name a few….that’s natural girl next door beauty…this is just vomit.
Way gorgeous .
I never got the white lipstick trend,,,looks trashy
Future in porn guaranteed! Gross! No guy wants to fuck this unless he likes his girl looking like a chick with a dick tranny porn star. LOL
quack! lol
shes what we call in australia a slapper! and a messy room slapper at that. im sure the local bikie gang has gone through her a few times too!
Her make up is as thick as clay!!! She is a monster!!! Why does she keep doing this to herself when everyone hates her!!!! She is the lowest form of scum on the gold coast! Nastiest bitch do! Bashes people for fun and ruins there property she is a fucking Physco drop kick has no future no career nothing! I cannot wait for a few years to see her in the streets begging for money! She is a trash bag!!!!!! Bikie gang dirty slut