THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this is Clint Allen.. a club going work/meat head/douche bag and he recently played me really bad, stood me up and is now getting with this new girl Amanda. I was just curious to find out if anyone else had any dirt on this douche bag?
Nice tattoos bro.- nik
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He looks like all the other generic doucher guys. Are they producing them at a factory somewhere?
And is that a chefs hat, a muffin or an animal paw tat on his stomach?
brass knuckles I believe
Looks like brass knuckles…
hey there baby hands
baby hands lol
dude said baby hands man u nailed it on the head and if u look really close it looks like one of those hands is even smaller than the other one.Im sure he also has a baby greg explains what he’s tryin to make up in the muscle department.You know what they say to big of muscles usually means to small of a greg
Haha my thoughts exactly. Those stars scream douche. I would never get with a guy who had that star tatted anywhere. Its the dbag symbol!
BITCH I GOT SOME DIRT FOR YOU! GET A REAL GUY NOT SOME JUICED UP WEIRDO!
To the poster, if you’re going for guys like that, there must be some dirt on you. haha. that dude is a flame and you’re not any better
Please get those tattoos covered up, you remind me of the 98 Degrees douche bags.
Please cover up those tattoos, you remind me of the douchebags from 98 Degrees.
Since when did Nik post dudes that chick’s want dirt on. You screwed up and got played. We dont care have some respect for yourself and except it.
Obviously you’re either this particular douche or on just like him.
Wtf.. U have mommy issues- Being sexist died a longgg time ago!
Accept* have some respect for yourself and learn how to spell.
Haha he is like 5’5 and 145. He is a funny looking dude.
5’2″ Max!
Shut up Amanda
Pretty sure, by the looks of his tiny build (minus roids), that his penis is about 3″ hard. Just sayin’
Nice Anchor Sailor Dbag!
Nice anchor Dbag! …Must like Sea men!
I like tattoos and don’t judge people for them, but this dudes are terrible. Wtf was he thinking. If you want some ink then get some real art, not something that would look better if it were drawn in sharpie.
Poster: we all hate getting played and burned, but move on. Think of this as a lesson and believe it or not, you’re lucky. This guy looks like a faggg. But if you’re one of those who go for personality rather then looks, more power to ya cuz that’s how I am…. But still, what did you ever see in this guy in the first place?
I’m an avid tattoo fan and I even think that those are ridiculous looking. They’re random, and randomly placed. Those brass Knucks are really scary….BAZINGA
The waist almost looks photoshopped, disgusting
Look at those tiny hands. Can’t imagine he had much to wrap those tiny hands around either. Be glad Amanda is taking that leprechaun off your plate.
Hey why did you steal my arms?? He has some of the smallest hands I have ever seen.
Dallas orly?
So why’s he covered in NorCal stars. Stupid bitch. He ditched u so what? Get over urself.
CLIT douchba
Anyone taking their picture with their shirt off surrounded by guys and flexing = ONE BIG DOUCHE. Girls are so damn stupid and ignorant.
Girls if you want a guy who is serious, try one about 30 or older. Guys if you want a girl who isn’t just into the roid look, shoot for about 26 and older.
Girls eventually find out that the roid look doesn’t put gas in the tank or food on the table. Andddddd most have small gregs anyhow.
Woah since when was I 145 pounds? Haha
Well played, you refute 145lbs but not your 3 inch wang….
But at the same time I like the anchor, it’d be easier to role play lol
Short buff guys are the funniest. 5’8, put on 10lbs of muscle and they think they are the shit. You’ll always be a midget pal.
LMAO!! Look at those alligator arms!! Hey there C-LO!! Bahahahaha!!!
DA Strong! xox
Bahahahahahahaha.
I am actually about 180lbs, and when I was in the Navy I had some friends die and the stars represent each one of them. The brass knuckles…well I was drunk one night on the westpac and woke up with it. Still not sure how or where I got it.
That condom you found in your hoop must have been a surprise as well…
Still not refuting your tiny penis?
Navy? So you ARE a seaman
clint ur almost 180 at 5 feet tall?
Ya the other Clint wasn’t me haha I’m 19. I got the tattoos when I was 15 because I was being a dumb kid. I’m 5’6 actually and I weigh 195 at the moment. Not sure why someone would pretend to be me on here but whatever
Still not refuting your 3 inch pecker lol….
Bahahahaha at “Toddler C*ck”.
It’s actually 2 inches, thanks tho man. You can’t really see it anyways with all the hair I have
Pretty sure that’s a cartoon
he has a cute smile though
He is 3 inches lol
what now clit boy??
Typical sloot impressed by a short guy with steroided produced rips lol … Real Men don’t have time to hit the gym all day… We work and if we have free time then we hit the gym. Priorities don’t seem to be on your top level when choosing a mate. I mean i too like hard body having ladies but when I talk to them and realize they are gold diggers, stupid, lazy , or lame, I move on….. Im actually tired of gym rats like this guy who walk around in extra small middleschooler t-shirts to show off their Decca induced muscles. Ladies please stop putting out for gimmicks… This look and the hipster justin long look and the super gangster sag is becoming egregious… And for crying out loud stop giving it up for Jobless idiots … your dumbing America down havin Babies with undesirables
Girl, he did you a favor! How could ANY female find THAT attractive is beyond me. You’re human it’s not a good feeling to be played definitely be played by Popeye Jr. but, move the f*ck on! He is seriously not worth the time.
I’ve seen him before. I thought he was nice when I talked to him
Why is no one wondering why he is shirtless posing in what looks like a bar!? Why would anyone have their shirt off like that when they’re out? Furthermore – to take ur shirt off then pose. Even worse to take ur shirt off, pose and then have your pic taken while ur smiling.
The guys face behind him is the exact same wtf response I would have too!
Dude, who did we make mad to get on this thing? I thought everyone liked me…hahahaha
Definately steroids. Look at the stretch marks on his front shoulder by the stars. Quit hittin the arms and work on the bird chest a little bit
@austin lol idk man. Some chick got mad at me last weekend that I didn’t want to drive all the way up there to see her
Oh and Kim or whatever. Yes I’m definitely on steroids. Because it is a proven fact that everyone with stretch marks is on steroids. Which by this logic, your mother would have to have been a pro bodybuilder. Her skin is nothing but stripes
clint was gay for pay awhile back ,saw him kiss several older guys at brick during happy hour so blame yourself for not knowing him well.
clint was gay for pay awhile back ,saw him kiss several older guys at brick during happy hour so blame yourself for not knowing him well.just another wylie sachse kid that doesnt know what he wants out of life .
You may have seen me dance there before. I worked at Lebare a while back as well as tin when I needed money. I can’t lie about that, although I do regret it. But I never did anything more than dance
And i think you have me confused with hunter. I’m not from anywhere near Wylie or sachse. And I’m actually in school to be a chiropractor, for those of you who think I don’t know what I want with my life
I know clint very well and just because someone does steroids doesn’t mean he’s a “tool”…clint Is very dedicated to his diet and passion for bodybuilding unlike you fat ass’s on the computer all day
I’ve hung out with Clint many times and just by talking to him I can tell he has alot more intelligence than just about every other person I saw at the club. Everytime I’ve seen him out he has always stayed for the most part sober and from what I’ve seen is not at all unkind to women. I’ve seen him pull a group of Mexican men off a young girl and track down her friends to make sure she was safe without trying to get with her himself. I don’t know what he did to you to make you post it on here but I’m sure whatever it was you deserved it
Clint’s pretending to be people saying nice things since everyone has roasted him hahahahaha
clint is a moron. he deff does steroids, i have seen the needles he is disgusting. he literally meets girls off facebook and trys to fuck them. he falls “in love” with girls after one day of knowing them #Amanda graves…….. sorry boutcha. he seriously needs help. the end.
I’m guessing I fucked you^
It sounds like I’ve been inside if you before^
I love Clint!! He’s nice fuck you poster
EW GET CIRCUMSIZED PLZ
he doesn’t know what “no” or “stop” or “i don’t want to have sex with you” means..to him i guess that just means hold the bitch down and go for it. he’s disgusting!
he doesn’t know what “no” or “stop” or “i don’t want to have sex with you” means..to him i guess that just means hold the bitch down and go for it. he’s disgusting!
oh my god this guy messages me on facebook all the time. i never reply but he continues sending messages periodically for the past year. desperate.
Wait who are you haha lmk and ill stop
Since you still check this apparently, just wanted to say thank you Clint. For lying saying you got some dumb whore pregnant, so I wouldn’t go to the police. Thank you. &I really hope you know, just cause you didn’t get a charge doesn’t mean it wasn’t rape &doesn’t mean other people wont find out. I know I wasn’t the only girl you did this to, and I rlly hope next time you do wht you did to me to another girl, shes strong enough to go to the police. Your nothing.
Clint’s a nice guy. He’s promisquious at times but I know he’s an actually sweet guy
Lol clint. What am I going to do with you
This douchebag lived at my boyfriends house for a month and half… My bf old roommate went to jail and there were 2 months left on the lease and needed help with rent. We didn’t know Clint very well but we figured out really fast he is a scumbag. Almost certain he has let his dog Bruno lick peanut butter off his dick… And we know for certain he had steroids mailed to my bfs old house… And he was a stripper at the time, and my bf accused him of being gay and he didn’t deny it. My bf also (my bf is not a meat head) punched Clint in the face and he went belly up and pussed out terrified. He’s a loser, be happy he’s out of your life.
he gave my friend warts
Clint, both you and Hunter are worthless. Go shoot your metroflex buddies in the ass for their morning dose of test and get your tats removed.