Dave Will Beat You Up
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dave is a 36 year old loser who only hangs out with 18 year old kids who do try and be MMA fighters. The sad part is he has a 17 year old GF that actually cheats on him every chance she gets. Dave will kick anyones ass in the octagon and he has said before that Nik Richie doesn’t have the balls to post him because he would kick your ass. That second picture is very scary, I’d definitely be afraid to post him.
Which one is Dave? They all look the same.- nik
Its one thing to wear these ugly 2005 shirts but when there are 6 dudes beside you wearing the same dont they realize how ugly they are? Why do people wear this ugly shit,they think it makes them look bad ass? They look like idiots
Guys who do MMA fighting are closet homos…I decided
Do I see a sandal/sock combo? As if the flat brim/black graphic tee’s weren’t a clear giveaway of tough-bro-ness
Yep — queer as a $3 bill.
All guys in a soapy hot tub. Are they on the set of a gay porn shoot? Is he the pitcher or catcher?
If I had to guess, the second from left on the top photo and the one with the mohawk sitting in the back on the 2nd photo.
The reason a lot of washed up and juiced up 30 somethings gather up the impressionable 18-21 YOs for this MMA stuff is because those kids bring along girls in that same age group (preferably under 21 who can’t legally go to clubs, where there’s a larger pool of 30K Millis to mingle with) who will end up with the guru / mentor / sensai…
Path to a life of rubbish…
Pretty true. It’s easy to look baller at a house-party.
Haha must be for gay fat guys. They are all way outa shape for mma
Self post
The old one.
I laughed at the cute matching outfits in the first pic…then cracked up at the second even more.
“Nice bunny hop brahhh! Can’t I suck your cock?”
Going from that second picture I dont think he wants to beat Nik up. This flamer wants to take Nik’s ass to pound town.
That picture needs to be voted on as the gayest picture posted in 2012 on thedirty.com lol
AND THE AWARD FOR GAYEST PHOTO 2012 IS……. you are so right. Please Nik pls make it happen. re post this post with that title.
So Dave’s gay.
Gayest picture ever.
I’m coming for you Nik. Ill beat your ass before you know what hit ya. All you little bitches on here need to get a life. Don’t be jealous cause I smash hot chicks
I smell homo…
Hi, Gay Dave!
I love internet tough guys. Sit the eff down, you’re kicking his ads in the future when I’ve flown to the moon. Both improbable.
Leaving evidence is for amateurs. Why do all cage fighters think like they do? Must be all the knocks to the head making them stupid. Or the shut they inject themselves with. Cauliflower ear having, gorilla beasts.
Hi It’s weird that I see your name on this post that I’m creeping but what can I say TheDirty entertains me..
Anywho I came across your name on Facebook one day a while ago through mutual friends & went to your page-
I saw this poem
“I’ve Learned Friends are Overrated and Lovers Come and Go;;& if all you do is Dream about it than You got Nothing to Show.. So if you think your gunna miss Me when I go, Speak now Darlin or you Will Never Know…”
and copied it onto my computer.
I wanna message you and tell you that it’s Fcking dope , and that i have read it like eighty billion times since, but don’t wanna seem like a weirdo. Guess the dirty does some good >.<
Take care and keep on writing good shi lol
Dave, if that’s really you, the only thing you smash is other Assliction-wearing dudes’ nuts off the bridge of your gay soapy nose.
Hey Dave, fight me! You and your posse, I’ll make you b*tches cry in your stupid tapout shirts.
Amos come to Vancouver so me and my crew can give you a tuneup. You won’t have to tap out chump
ok fruity
What is this, a gang bang? Fucking fag
Is “tune up” code for Canadian Deliverance? Homo!
Get a life!
Ewww. Don’t claim you’re from Vancouver. Stay in Langley where you belong.
It’s the old Mexican
Are they all Famous Stars and wear Strap Ons ?
I don’t see any hot chick with you Dave all I see is topless guys with soap and a hot tub…yeah just looked at your picture again you are definitely with guys and soap all over yourselves… That’s pretty weak if you ask me
You smash hot chicks? It that a code word for a dude’s anus?
Look at the short greasy dark skinned guy on the end he has a big forehead greasy gel hair with a receeding hairline. Must be a Filipino there gross
What kind of man gels his hair in a foe hawk put away your silver chains and tap out gear fruits
Lol it wasnt gay enuf they were taking a bubble bath together, so they took a pic to remember the weekend of heaven they spent with there loves
I fucked Dave’s mom in the ass Dave you bit h go fucknthe midget in his hairy fat ass. Then go to champs and buy some tap out shirts. Than go get some spike up gel for your gay hair pussy
good old rooster Dave he out the p’s on! he’s a goof
You fat losers sit at your computer and wack off all day dreamin of girls to bang while I’m out there gettin it. In my town I get respect cause people don’t wanna be on my bad side. Ill handle Nik and his whole homo army. Bring it on chumps
You’re out there getting it from a bunch of 18 yr old white boys
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Lol you look fat as f**k. I firmly believe you just inject yourself with roids and don’t spend much time in the gym because you don’t look in shape at all. And I can just imagine the gorillas you take to bed…
Ur a zeek buds….a picture truly is worth a thousand words
His finishing move in the cage: face to nuts
Dave is a homo….I decided!
Silver chains and wallet chains combined with so much get on those faghawks hair cuts
God…UFC fans are the GAYEST.
Dave, clearly u have it all wrong and ur brains have been fucked right out from the bottom up. I know allllllll the guys in vancouver that run from the island to the north and U are not one of them with ur “crew” hahaha. come see my boys and they’ll show u who’s boss and not a bitch receiver. lameooooooooooo
Is that Rob Halford carrying the young chicken hawk on his neck?
Dave is fugly broke white trash nice hair goof
this guy looks like fuze’s mentor
I spy with my little eye, something that rhymes with gag (ya know, the thing you do when you’re busy deep throating your butt buddy’s dick). And just so ya know, I live in Vancouver. Come at me tough guy
What girls is Dave getting? The evidence seems to indicate otherwise…
Dave sucked my cock for a buck
daves girlfriend is like 18 and is a closet junkie spreading her legs when she is not with him true facts ask dale and mark from cloverdale they both fucked her in recent months when she was hammered
Soapy smilin’ dudes in a hot tub…so effin GAY!!
Isn’t Dave dating Morgan mark? She’s like 21… Huge whore
yes MORGAN MARKS surrey skid crack whore , her and her blond friend with the funny teeth fucked me in the garage of my pool party she was soo hammered , said her bf was controlling and deserves what he gets
Sounds like a self post bragging about a young gf
LMFAO hahahaha
omg…some white guys are so fucking gay….
When will these meat heads realize that they look gay