Did Fake Equis Get A Girlfriend


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been seeing the same girl with Fake Equis lately and was wondering did he lock down a chick? She is without a doubt one sexy specimen and as usual, you can tell she is with FE for his money and not for his heart attack causing drug addiction. Any info on this chick?
Her thighs touch and her breasts refuse to. Fake Equis can do better.- nik














nik that was the funniest thing youve said in months
can scooby snack and fake equis just start dating and swapping bodily fluids with each other so we only have to read about them 1/2 as much in 2013? it is getting creepy seeing the two of them so much
Whose the blonde?
Nik do you have x-ray vision? How do you know her thighs touch when she’s wearing a dress?
Her her thighs touch way past the bottom of her dress.
The best part about FE is that he is wearing a t-shirt from my best friend’s bar, The Billy Goat Saloon, in Gem Village, CO. The Billy Goat is the ultimate dive bar and there about 35 people that live in Gem Village. Unless he is a cowboy, an oil field worker, a guy that pours concrete, a biker or a 74 year old retired mailman I have no idea how he ended up with that shirt.
Now that’s hilarious
LOL way to creep on his profile guys! I’d noticed the girl and was waiting for her to get posted any minute.
she has legit mustache.
she has a legit mustache.
Now nik that’s a bitch ass answer she’s obv beautiful
Who’s the brunette on the left!?
THIS QUESTION DESERVES AN ANSWER!!!!!
Found it: Natalia Salloum. Her instagram is toochi_kash.
http://thedirty.com/2013/01/toochi-kash-had-a-great-new-years/
Hello Tiffani is in the picture, so that would just make that girl a whore as well.
Nik you post this jack off so much you must be swinging so hard from his sac!! This douche is a no life f***ing loser and yet you can’t get enough!! Maybe you are gay and this man is actually your type !! Who the hell cares who he dates ??? Has he been paying you to wipe his a** too??
She even met his family
The brunette on the left has a serious underbite. Pirahannas must be her ancestors
I was inside a warmhole last night that I dont even like, i just liked the challenge. Im a sad man but it feels so good
I think he’s so sexy!
She should never wear that white sweater again. It makes her look huge.
Whats he drinking?
Her thighs clearly touch because if they couldn’t, they wouldn’t be. Lol. There would be an obvi signature gap. Hence the term “inner thigh gap” aka ITG. And let’s be real here people she’s decent. For someone with FE”s money she’s generic at best. I’d give her a 7.34748585. It shows that he didn’t earn his money by the women he chooses. If he did earn it he would know the value of hardwork therefore he wouldn’t want anything but the best…. She, is not. Next.
! Beautiful….? Are u high?!! She looks like an average girl and whyyyyyy is are generation sooo damn delisuon about what BEAUTIFUL really is ? Bored next
They look like siblings
Fake Equis is short. That girls taller
She’s fat an he looks like he’s 60 with a shitty beard dye job
How is she fat? U fucktard… Get u’r eyes checked
Sh*t this dude is short! No wonder he overcompensates…
Hotness of these girls really declines from left to right
Hahahahaha Alana Arnold (Kari) shameless gold-digger…this guy is a new low, even for her. This is embarrassing/sad.She is average looking she just does a sh!t ton of stuff to make herself look better including waxing her hairy chest/body. I think shes only 22.
Are those tits real???
FQ is hot and rich and from what ppl who know him personally have said on here, he supposedly has a wicked cool personality. I’d love to party with this guy! He’s the more mature version of Brody Jenner. Xo!
How tall do you think he is seriously???? Cause I’m 5’7 – 5’8
((((
When is he going to die so we can make fun of his death?
Dan Bilzarian is a trust fund baby who moonlights as a poker player. Has more money than god and treats women like shit. Alana Kari Arnold is a 24 yr old cocktail server at Voyeur in San Diego. She likes his bank roll but he will lie and cheat on her like every other whore he messes with.
Blondie’s forearms are as large as FE’s.
I looked through a few photos and she has a ring on in everyone.