Dirty Chicago
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so long story short, I absolutely LOVE TheDirty and have followed it since my college days (which will remain nameless b/c it will give it away). Now living in Chicago and I have to say, Nik, I am SO disappointed, DIRTY CHICAGO Is awful! It’s all ugly, fat suburb people! Dirty Scottsdale is all about the nightlife, gold diggers, cougars, +2s and wannabe models – where is that for Chicago!? Your people need to promote in ChiTown and get some of this trash on your site! To help – here are some photos — questions can be: would you? scale 1-10? stripper in a past life? might be a man? etc. Leave the fat ugly people to fend for themselves! xoxo Your biggest Chicago Dirty fan.
I agree, Chicago needs to step up its game on TheDirty. Are the Shomos still dealing?- nik
These girls before BOTTLE SERVICE came along were straight up strippers. Now that BOTTLE SERVICE is here they are not much better. THEY ARE NOW BOTTLE SERVICE HEWERS.
It has been quite a long time since there has been a shomo post. DA get on it.
I saw them walking down Hubbard a few nights ago. I laughed out loud and they got really mad.
Ellie is straight up pay for play.
smelly ellie has no self respect, her whole life is about f*cking her way to the top of the nightlife food chain but unfortunately for her the farthest she could get is the back seat of brian surreals pedo van. she is a walking joke!!
Top of the nightlife food chain in Chicago? That’s winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics.
heard she only charges $50 for a s*ck and f*ck
All these girls are escorts at bevy. I’ve seen them first hand leave with the guys who get bottle service. But that’s like that for most Chicago clubs. BOTTLE SERVICE = ESCORTING
Totally not true cuz security walks them all to the cars or a cab so stop talking shit ya fucking hater SOB!!!
I paid 3 of the girls in this post for sex. not saying which ones but they all were pretty good in bed considering it was 5am or later.
woof at all of these skanks
Who’s the blonde on the left, first picture?
She can have my 20%.
Omg nevermind. I found her pictures on Bevy’s FP page. Talk about a jew-nose.
Bottom image, blonde on far right…Who is she? I’d like to show her and her possible +2s some appreciation.
No u don’t they look and feel like tennis balls and aren’t even placed right. Total hack job and joke of Chicago and paid for by her 60 yr old client she fucks for $$
ellie is disgusting!! her and jessica gray are out every weekend begging for free drugs and gurning their faces off in any DJ booth they can get into, they will do anything for a free roll
Lets not forget about the escorts at The Mid! and pretty much every club in Chicago!
I kinda want to put the DA of Chicago on blast! It seems like all we amount to as of late is putting super trashy (and not in the good way) suburban girls and wank guys on blast. Who is the DA in Chicago? I mean really guys… we can do better. I haven’t seen any worthwhile posts about Chicago in months. Go to the clubs, do some digging, don’t just post a picture of a trashy girl you went to high school with in your Podunk town or some ugly douche who cheated on you. No one cares. Lets show the world how awesomely dirty Chicago really is!
I want to see more shomo posts. Those were actually funny. All these trashy escort wannabe girls is getting kind of repetitive
has anyone noticed how fat ellie’s face got? it looks like an orange thumb
big ups to bevy for recruiting their staff from the hooters across from woodfield mall.. is this a joke?
Weathered faces and dykes.
The reason Dirty Chicago is so suburban is pure mathmatics. Chicago has over 3 million people living in the suburban areas, with over a million living on the Southside (which dominates the Dirty Chicago posts). Scottsdale and Vegas don’t have this huge suburban population, and the suburbs they have are rather nice compared to Chicago’s Southside
Chicago is 2.7m, the metro area is 8m. Way more people in the suburbs. Bunch of college drop outs that can’t afford to live on the north side without hooking on the side.
Exactly.
WOULD LOVE TO SEE SOME MORE POSTS ON ELLIE. THAT GIRL HAS ENOUGH DIRT ON HER TO FILL 100 DUMP TRUCKS, SHIT FROM HOOKING ON THE SIDE WITH HER BFF NATALIA FERRARI, SHOPLIFTING, COKE PROBLEM, SLEEPING WITH HER SO CALLED FRIENDS BF’S, AND BEGGING PEOPLE FOR FREE SHIT ALL THE F*CKING TIME . SHE HAS DIRTY CELEB WRITTEN ALL OVER HER!!
Lets not forget her drugging the GM’s gf at spybar lmao she gave my boy Clamydia last year
Who is the dish rag on the top pic, far right?
She has a caveman face. I feel like Chicago is about 10 years behind other major cities. The fashion, the tans, the hair – I just want to give them all makeovers and put them on a cycle of antibiotics. Everyone fronts and I feel so embarrassed for them because even my mother knows a fake Louis Vuitton from a real. If you act cheap and look cheap you are going to be treated as so.
Monika,, the tallest in the top photo, is super sweet and far from a whore. Get a fucking life you scumfucks. You’re probably jacking off to these photos right now.
Monika Zarskus looks like a giraffe from the Amazon. Can’t believe they let that beast out of the zoo she was born in, somewhere near the Baltic Sea. It must have chewed its way through the cage now this wild beast (Monika) is running thh the US giving blow jobs for cocaine. Someone call animal control these dirty creatures need to be contained.
You people are unbelievable.. I hope karma bites you in the ass for writing such hateful things about a good person!! She is a sweetheart!
There are no giraffes in the Amazon.
Arina (blonde on the far left in the top photo) is a sweetheart and not a hooker. Ellie, on the other hand is a total bitch and I have been with a guy who offered her money for sex. She said $125 for 30 minutes. We told him she wasn’t worth it. And the Schomos are filming a reality show. They asked to film in my friend’s condo. Probably so they could pretend it was theirs.
Monica is not sweet she’s a whore with a bad attitude
Can’t stand how people in the “industry” act like everyone they service is beneath them. no you’re beneath the people you service we have real jobs and educations. Your job is to hang up my coat and light sparklers. Get over yourselves find real jobs before the little beauty you have fades.
ellie is famous on here. she has plowed thru half the djs and promoters in the city and miami. i remember nye one year when promo7 all plowed here in the hotel room. oh and here bffs natalie and jessica are just like her. the chicago to miami hoes. all she does is try and get free shit from everyone and steals from people. i remember working with her in a club and the group would steal. now she has moved up in the world and sells bottles . trying to make a better name lol ya ok after you f half the djs and promoters. haven’t you saved enough money to fix your rotten tooth yet? maybe your new guy will pay like the rest have..
I would love to nail Ellie. What a piece of ass! I’d pay $500 without thinking twice about it. $1500 for both her and Natalie!