Does Anyone Know Thickness’ Real Age

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is by far my favorite picture of Hamburglar aka Sarah Scheller. Even in Jail she tries to make her stupid kissy face. Too bad she never learned nose job and liposuction before boob job. The arrest record doesn’t lie. It seems like she is in her early 30′s. Which doesn’t make sense since she tells everyone she is 23 years old. Does anyone know her real age?
If I had to guess… 37.- nik














she looks so much better here than in all her other tranny pics
I hope she got arrested for public indecent exposure of her cellulite ass!
DA Strong! xox
lol! That should be a new section Mug Shots of DC’s!!
I second this!
What was she arrested for? What did the arrest record say her age was and what year was she arrested?
wow…in dog years??? gross
I just love the “Hamburglar” hahahaha, please change her dirty celeb name!
I just love the “Hamburglar” hahahaha, please change her DC name!
These are the type of females who try to hard to look like a barbie(Mattel) yet they look like those cheap china knock offs.Who’s hair is falling and nappy color and beat up..who are played once and never used again.
She’s 28 arrest record was in Miami- disorderly conduct- resisting arrest with violence and cocaine possession it was in 2007 her age was 23
Girls, Sarah, your wigs are noticeable …
Ugh! I’m sick of these PP’s! U girls need to grow the fuck up. Wearing ur lame ass Helloe Kitty shit. Its just weird!!
You can def tell she is Jewish by her nose. Also in the arrest record was solicitation
And it was for stealing a sandwich and a choc milk
You know if she dyed her hair a more natural colour and did natural looking makeup instead of the whoreface she usually has on she’d be a really pretty woman instead of looking like a cheap skank
This picture was from a long time ago. She is a young, beautiful, attractive young woman – why are you trying to ruin her image.
28 isn’t young
She kinda looks like Ashley Simpson
Yuk nik,. Check out her moles
She looks late 20′s…def not the dreaded 3-0 yet. Those bitches are beat.
Leave this fuckin girl alone already !!!
Why are these hookers still being posted?/ they are all outed by now…Sarah,Kina,Brandy,Sarah r…they are hookers!! check there w 2 .they dont have one…..kina is with her trout now in SAN juan and then on to ST Barts…its not like they will change they are habitual drug abusers and strictly play for pay…I am a ex friend who would know since Kina tried recruiting me for awhile,…..people should just get over it already…they are hookers..drop it…so are 90 percent of vegas and miami girls…enough with the naivete…
She looks like a glamorous highend escort. I would love to see the rest of them without wigs.
She needs to really check herself…she looks like an overly made up tranny in most pics, and no way she and her escort friends are anywhere near the 20′s the overly made up faces and bleached out hair makes them look cheap and manly
Oh sorry that’s just his nose. #yikes
She pumps her tits up with silicone and flaunts her cellulite-filled ass yet doesn’t do anything with her crooked beak. If she’s such a barbie, maybe she should fix that too.
she ate blonde snooki
Damn… How many times has she had her nose broken?
She’s gorgeous
I’d like to see these girls get set up by the Clark county pd please someone closer to Vegas report these hoes to the authorities! It would make a great segment on Vegas strip or cops
pretty bad when your mugshot looks better than when you whore yourself out.
Honestly i would love to see what all of the individuals look like that are making negative comments about Sarah.
So what if she’s a prostitute. No one has the right to judge but god. Get a dam life. SARAH KEEP GETTING THAT MONEY.
I know this kid who has sent her cash before.
Ugh, this is horrible and embarrassing. It sucks to make fun of people at their lowest point in life. You guys suck and have no soul. I DON’T KNOW this girl, but come on.