THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik this douche right here is John or as his facebook says “Johnn” extra n must attract the sluts I guess. So John’s favorite hobby is cheating on his girlfriends. He cheated on his most recent girlfriend about 18 times and all have been confirmed. Pretty much every slut in St. Augustine has slid down this pole, and trust me he has never turned them away. He loves to brag about his piece of shit car and cheating on his girlfriend that he claims to be madly in love with. He cheated on his girlfriend (who is gorgeous and the sweetest person) about 15 times and still remains to try and get her back while talking to a bunch of other girls. this kid needs to get his ass beat. he’s a lowsy friend and talks shit about everyone. Everyone hates him and he doesn’t even realize that. He is by far the dumbest person alive. He needs to be put on blast and needs a giant wake up call. It’s time he grows up and stops being such a douche bag.

Chicks are usually the only ones who pull off the same look in every pic.  You need some more mirror time slick.- nik