THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey my name is Travis Wayne Wilson. Im 36. I recently got divorced. Not long after getting divorced I got drunk and decided to drive on the wrong side of the road and my car broke down. I called the cops on myself and got a DUI. Now I am on antidepressants and I have to take an alcohol class b/c of my DUI. Also, I dont tell people that I have cold sore**s. So beware. I may get you sick.

Don’t be so hard on yourself buddy.- nik