THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, this girl named Christina Zolmer, is a super nasty bitch. She is soo gross, that she sleeps with every guy in Dartmouth and Halifax and probably other places as well.. I swear to the heavens that this girl is a down right dirty hoe. She’s thinks that she is black, like it’s kinda funny, she braids her nasty, dirty, greased up hair in corn rolls and starts talking like she’s uneducated. Also, she is such a slimy scum bag, this girl puts anything up her vag, here’s a list of shit she has put up there: potatoes, pencils, rulers, remotes, carrots, a wooden spoon, glue stick, etc. She has pretty much put anything and everything up there, and to top it off, she has taken pictures and videos, and has sent them off to people. And when she gets dumped because she is such a disgusting person, she starts crying like a little baby when only she\’s been dating this boy for like 3-7 days. So just a heads up to all he guys out there, BEWARE OF THIS NASTY SLOOT!!

Not many people are daring enough to try on bare bottoms before a wash.- nik