THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of Dr. Douche and when I read this on his Facebook feed I wanted to cry. My father treated me the same way. Nothing was ever good enough. Its the reason I became a lesbian. Joey please keep your head up. You are a great person.
Actually, I’m with Dr. Douche’s dad on this one. Being in the FBI is way cooler than becoming a cop. Get those useless tatts removed.- nik