Dr. Douche’s Family Is Not Very Supportive
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of Dr. Douche and when I read this on his Facebook feed I wanted to cry. My father treated me the same way. Nothing was ever good enough. Its the reason I became a lesbian. Joey please keep your head up. You are a great person.
Actually, I’m with Dr. Douche’s dad on this one. Being in the FBI is way cooler than becoming a cop. Get those useless tatts removed.- nik
Sounds like his Father is just trying to be honest and live in the real world of high-paying jobs. Sorry to all you dirty hipsters covered in tattoos and gross piercings…NO ONE is going to hire you. Laser away is your friend.
DA Strong! xox
How cute. I work in finance and have ink. Stop being such a brown noser and go claim your unemployment
Everyone knows there’s no money in finance, including this Trophy Wife. A little bitter with the economy and your “career” eh? Sounds like YOU have been standing in the unemployment line too long, it’s frying your half of a brain cell.
DA Strong! xox
Insurance =/= finance
Srry bro
Lol, I don’t work in insurance nor am I a dude. Nice one, bro.
So that’s why I’m making $100k+ a year, right? I love the ignorance of morons who think they’re better than others while have so many issues themselves. Go back to serving fries, the line is getting long
xOxO*~
Sure you make 100k + a year. So you brag about it on the internet? You are a loser….
Yeah fast food bitch! Im standing here starving and you’re typing one fingered about your brilliant career on the dirty.
100k? I make that working part time in the medical industry.
100K? How amazing…that’s what my maid makes a year. You’re clearly so sucessful in “finance” with your dirty tattoos and trashy existence! HAHAHAHA Oh thank you for that laugh. Look at everyone commenting against you too, you look ridiculous. Cool story though…….BAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!
DA Strong! xox
Lol, I don’t work in insurance nor am I a dude. Nice one, bro.
So that’s why I’m making $100k+ a year, right? I love the ignorance of morons who think they’re better than others while have so many issues themselves. What do you do again in your 20 k job? That’s right, now back to serving fries, the line is getting long
xOxO*~ ^_^
These new morons that found out about the dirty from CT and think they’re hardcore DA are hilarious. Am I the only one here since DirtyScottsdale?
Feds might worry more about a hiring a douche that airs his dirty laundry online than a couple of stupid tats…..just saying?
the FBI isn’t a high-paying job.. lucky if you make 60k
Psh. My mom and dad aren’t perfect, but you don’t hear any whiny ass bitching from me.
Go do what you want to do with your life, quit blaming everything on your parents. Sooner or later, you need to admit you’re an adult sometime.
You Crackers are so Fucked up. Most of the White Biches I bend over hate there Mama and Daddy. Last night this Bitch had me take pictures of me and Devin assbustin and chokin her and text them to both her parents. I have never been so proud of my country, the new Afriica.
Lmfao anonymous, fail post with ur saliva song lyrics. Ur not cool. Might as well have included a hashtag
just because you got a 96 means absolutely nothing – you just can’t stroll in and get on any police department – once they search your background and see your FB posts, you’re persona non grata material. Sorry, but even without tats you would have no shot of getting into the bureau. Your dad is so right.
Yeah, the kid can’t even use proper grammar. Who gives a shit that he got a 96 when he has no idea about punctuation. A lot of retards in my school got good grades for various reasons. Big deal.
Being a FED is just as bad.
Wait… you became a lesbian just to spite someone? Bahahahahahahahahahhahaha. You’re such an idiot.
It is biologically impossible to just “become a lesbian.” You’re a fucking retard, get over your girl crush loser.
Not true. Unless you can provide studies that show a biological difference in lesbian females and in non-lesbian ones.
I was BORN a lesbian. No way could I just “switch to being straight.”
You’re so fucking stupid, I don’t even.
OP sounds like a troll. That being said, you’re responsible for your own life. If you want to become a cop, be a cop. A good parent will try to push you and challenge you. If you can’t handle that, ignore them and do whatever you want with your life. It’s better to have a parent who pushes you than the one who coddles you.
Son Says: Dad, look at my new car, it even has the spoiler package. Dad Says: Great son, you should look into adding some wheels. Moral of the story, don’t overdose or turn gay over it, dad seemed to be showing a furthered interest. be a man and go have a beer with dad.
Nik and Dr.’s Dad are completely correct. Why would anyone settle to be a cop ifyou have the potential to work for the F.B.I.? Doctor Douchebag is a whiny bitch rhat kices up to his nane. To the lesbian that wrote in, you seem like a douche, yourself.
Ha! I got my masters in justice policy the FBI came and “talked” to us. I had to tune out when they said if I’ve ever smoked, amongst other things….. Who didn’t experiment in college? So I doubt ur 96 means zip when u horribly fail their polygraph. Ur DA strong any one that googles u sees ur a train wreck, I wouldn’t give u a gun.
You’re still working on your AA in criminal justice. Stop exaggerating your accomplishments.
Pfft whatever, take ur garbage elsewhere. But since u know me its actually a masters in science with a concentration in justice policy, ur jealousy is flattering. Kick rocks I don’t feed trolls. Who even earns an associates these days, lmfao thats like going to McDonalds for a salad. Just a waste of time and money.
MY PARENTS WANTED ME TO BE AN ENGINEER, DOCTOR AND FINALLY AFTER REALIZING I AM GOING TO SCHOOL FOR ME NOT FOR MY PARENTS. I GOT ACCEPTED INTO HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL AND THEY WHERE NOT IMPRESSED. I SAID F@CK IT AND AFTER COUPLE OF YEARS IN THE BUSINESS MARKETING FIELD I DECIDED MARKETING AND BUSINESS SUSTAINABILITY. They are not happy with my choices but oh well im doing it for me not for my parents it is my future not theirs. iDECIDED
You got into HBS? Hard to believe considering your grammar sucks and you write in all caps.
HAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME ON MY GRAMMAR, ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE AND I BELIEVE MY CRAFT IS CREATIVITY/PROBLEM SOLVING/INNOVATION.SO I CONCENTRATE TO BETTER MY CRAFT WHICH IS CREATIVITY NOT GRAMMAR. iDECIDED.
HAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME ON MY GRAMMAR, ENGLISH IS MY SECOND LANGUAGE . AND YES IMAGINE THAT I GOT ACCEPTED TO HBS GOT THE LETTER TO PROVE IT. AND I BELIEVE MY CRAFT IS CREATIVITY/PROBLEM SOLVING/INNOVATION.SO I CONCENTRATE TO BETTER MY CRAFT WHICH IS CREATIVITY NOT GRAMMAR. iDECIDED.
I CHOSE ASU WP CAREY BECAUSE IT CHEAPER AND TO ME A DEGREE IS JUST A PIECE OF PAPER IT DOESN’T MEAN YOUR GOING TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE. IM DOING IT TO PUT ON MY RESUME AND FOR OTHER PURPOSES I WISH TO NOT DISCLOSE ON HERE. Im also doing it so that my brothers and sister have a positive role model in their lives. SO S@CK ME SIDE WAYS AND HATE ON ME MORE. iDEICDED
Harvard and you have no idea the difference between “where” and “were”? What a dumbass. Are you sure your name isn’t Obama?
YEP CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT, LOL
AND DON’T WORRY I WILL OUTSOURCE MY WEAKNESSES WRITING IS ONE OF THEM AND DETAIL AKA THE SMALL PICTURE. THE ONE COOL THING ABOUT ASU THAT I WILL NOT LIE HAVE BEEN THE SPEAKERS THAT HAVE CAME AND GIVEN SPEECHES. Ive asked them the same questions because I want to improve on my weaknesses and they have all told me the same. Concentrate on your strengths and outsource your weakness.It surprises me how most of the speakers have had similarities to me that’s why i ask the same questions. Its better to concentrate on your craft and be the best you can be at it, than to be ok at everything.
And OBAMA is GREAT SPEAKER RIGHT? THAT MUST BE HIS CRAFT AND GUESS WHAT HE WON.
ARE YOU MAD BRO? DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
Are you sure being attracted to other women didnt turn you lesbian??
kinda hard when you got black guys balls deep in your fiance actual experience
He’s the reason you became a lesbian? Not sure if anyone told you but that’s not how it works…
This guy is retarded. Your GPA and college test scores have very, very little to do with being hired as a police officer, let alone the FBI. You can’t just walk into any department you want…it takes years of testing you moron. Many major, respectable police departments in the country wouldn’t hire an idiot like this. Sorry!
I highly doubt that just because you made a 96 on your exam, you will be accepted anywhere. You’re bluffing. Just because your can remember and regurgitate facts doesn’t mean you have the full potential to work in criminal justice.
lol “nothing is ever good enough for my father so i’ll just become a lesbian”. RIGHT. OP, you’re a joke.
Wait a minute here! Let me get this right– you became a lesbian just to spite your father who believes you’re worthless? LMFAO girl, you should become a comedian because that is hilarious!! What a joke. No wonder your father doesn’t love you.
I agree with his dad and Nik.
Betcha his dad is thinking, “Hell, if you’re going into law enforcement, aim as HIGH as possible!”
A LOT of interpersonal stuff gets misunderstood, I decided.
#dirtyfbi
Hmmm a degree does not mean anything to the departments…I have a bachelors degree, am female, sane with a clean background and still can’t get picked up by a department…hopefully he does not live in CA =) His dad may have a point…
The lesbo and the douchebag probably wipe their asses with federal notes. Word of advice to both: shut up.
most real careers wont accept people with visible tats.
As a criminal justice student myself, FBI is elite. The way I look at it, it something to strive for. Why settle for local PD when you should ALWAYS be looking to better yourself. My parents are the same way. I will likely start at local PD, but trust me, I wont retire there.
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