DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful drunk of the week
“even though your night ended like this…you can still wake up feeling great… thx NOHO”
Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this caption wins a case of NOHO (The Hangover Defense)
Last weeks winner: paramorgue
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lol, how do I frigerate?
Sweet, they have a tanning booth here!
If you’re wondering where all the food went…. straight to her thighs.
She followed her instincts, and they led her back to her natural habitat!
She passes out after screaming in horror “NOOOOOO, there’s only condiments!!!!”
Well, it appears she ate everything in her fridge before passing out, and it went straight to her ass and thighs.
After sandy hit….people were getting desperate to get a fake tan
NOTHING BEATS AN NAP AFTER I CLEANED OUT THE FRIDGE FOR AN AFTERNOON SNACK
What!?!?! No cake?!?!? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Sweet they have a tanning booth here!
She prefers to reserve her place in line for breakfast each day.
Haha
baby bear hungry!! Then sleepy time!
You throw away the hunger and the wars all gone
I COME, I EAT I F@CK SH!T UP, THEN SLEEP.
at least she will be throwing up in the morning!
Who left the fridge open and let the HAM spoil?
The children were nestled all snug on the floor,
while visions of pork chops danced in their heads.
A pig sleeping in its trough…
She believed she was helping herself loose weight by blacking out before she became hungry. It wasn’t until months later when she woke up inside the refrigerator that it dawned on her the strategy may be backfiring. Seems as though the hate letters to her roomates about disappearing food was unwarranted.
FOOD COMA
I thought drinking Busch Light wasn’t supposed to give you an inner tube around your waist?
Raped, impregnated, then craving peanut butter. Next time can you please shoot your kids down my mouth.
I’m not sleeping, I’m waiting till you’re hungry. Now strangle me while I brush your hair.
Cooler Drooler
“I sure could go for a cold one right now”
–Date Rape Jimmy
Throw me a blanket, and for the love of all things holy someone please shut off that light!! I cant find the switch anywhere!
Charlie!!!!! the oompa loompa got out again!!!!
Photographer: “Sit down and act like your are passed out.”
“We’re going to get posted on theDirty.com for sure.”
This chick has some nerve hogging up all of the trailer park air conditioning! ( Cincinnati style)
The discussion continues of what to do with the rotting whale corpse in Malibu.
“I felt bloated and was just trying to cool off after knocking out ‘a’ sit-up…its not me – it’s a thyroid issue”
After several interventions by friends and family, Cammie has yet to learn to put her ass in first to help with her persistant fish smell.
Zzzzz….I ran out of things to put sriracha on.
Mmmmmm…. haaaaaammmmm…
Please tell me thats a Beerfest reference, cuz thats immediately what I thought when I saw this pic and then laughed my ass off!!
Ashley from Pawn Stars
Ashley from Hardcore Pawn
That must suck having the munchies after and no food in the fridge.
Now I can sleep.
“Dude, someone left a piece of shit in your fridge!”
Disney’s Sleeping Brut-y
Hahaha beautiful.
How fat people use air conditioning…..kills two birds with one stone.
Sprite, Sirracha, and plenty of meat!
Refrigerate after opening.
Next day tells all her friends she snuggled up to Refrigerator Perry last night.
Bitch ate every piece of food out of that fridge!
Mmmmm…Toys for Ta-Ta’s.
“Comagross”
Mmmmmm…Toys For Ta-Ta’s.
And this was the night that the phrase “having a few drinks and chilling” took on a whole new meaning.
FrigerRAIDER
Mmmmmm…Toys For ta-Ta’s.
She’s looking a little tanorexic
William ” refrigerator ” Perry
Butterball
She’s got Sriracha and Lemon Juice in that Fridge
Yumm!
New from Frididare: Keep food cool while getting that orange plastic fake tan
Last words spoken before this pic was taken: “Shelves 1 and 2 down – I made them my bitches. Wake me up in 30 mins for shelf 3. Hey, door panel condiments, what the f*ck are you staring at? Your time will come….”
CSI: FOOD BANDIT HAS BEEN CAUGHT
Farm to Fresh
She didn’t fit.
Wasted LeftHOvers ….
and having completely engorged itself, the booze bear settles in to hibernate for a long winter.
and having completely engorged itself, the booze bear settles in for the long winter hibernation.
She’s a transformer. She somehow took two full hocks of ham and made them part of her lower body.
I was looking for some muffins my muffin top was lonely
Late at night while everyone is asleep, the house hippo makes its way to the fridge where it consumes every morsel of food it can find . It sleeps off it’s binge and wakes just in time to crawl back under the stairs before anyone wakes up.
Th-Th-Th-Th-Th-… That’s all, folks!
Pork… It’s what’s for dinner.
She passed out when she realized there was no food
She was practicing for beerfest
“Just chiLLin.”
Baked Alaska
is that sabrina b from baselines in surry?
Gingerbread
Pregnant women should not be drinking
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!
Door holder
Passing out dissapointed after there wasn’t a cucumber.
This way, when she wakes up hungry, the food’s right there!
Girl, look at her fridge! Someone already ate all her food!! Shes gonna wake up hungry and stay hungry! Poor thing. LOL!!!!! At least shes got Sprite for the hangover belly.
My door is open to whom “maytag”. Or “hunger games: level 1″
Easy access. All thats set in the mind of the boozer.
After freeing Willy, the kids learned a valuable lesson, whales can’t survive out of the ocean
Nik! When do we find out the caption winner? Whats the comment deadline?
you find out thursday or friday- annouced next post. You were the runner up for this one…
This isn’t even my fridge just had to b close to a fridge to end the night eith a drunken cuddle
He ate all the who-pudding and all the who-roast beef the grinch put an end to the who-ville christmas feast
is that kelli sroka?