DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful drunk of the week
“even though your night ended like this…you can still wake up feeling great… thx NOHO”
Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this caption wins a case of NOHO (The Hangover Defense)
Last weeks winner: Viktahh
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4 cups, one girl
brings a whole new meaning to beer goggles
This pic should be the other way around…if ya catch my drift
3d glasses to make the vomit leap off screen
Fuck it after im done with these 4 shots the ugly fat guy next to me will look like Channing Tatum LEEEEGGOOOOO!
One drink, two drink, three drink, whore.
You win!!
The guy next to her smiles as he thinks….”Just two more shots and you’ll be drinking my piss. Silly girl, she probably won’t be able to tell the difference.”
Gahhhhh that’s the one I was gonna say!! great minds and all
Porta potty, prep school.
This multi international urine sampler isn’t so bad.
Drink, Drank, Drunk, and repeat the next day, thanks to NOHO!
“A friend of mine told me about these things called “beer goggles” that like allows you to drink beer and not get drunk. I am totally gonna try them out.”
Winning!
The beer and glasses just might make the guy next to her look better so she can forget about being lonely during the holidays
looks like snooki’s waiting for another punch.
Snooki In Training
Donk nailed it- the multi international urine sampler – haaaaaaaaaa
4Loca
I’m in a restaurant bitch !!!! Lol
“3 holes to go”
1, 2, 3, 4…I’m a Dirty Army filthy whore!
My life sucks.
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How many drinks is it going to take to make him look hot? I am going to need another round bartender.
“I bought myself a rack..of shots like a gentleman”
Heres to you, heres to me, if you and I should disagree-fuck you, heres to me!!!!!!!!!
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1 cup 2 cup 3 cup 4, i fall on his D!ck with my mouth open and blame it on the alcohol.
welllll, the world WAS supposed to end…. hahahahaha. maybe this is her going out with a bang! which she will most definitely get, by some old fat guy.
Just 3 and a half more drinks then I can whore myself and blame it on the booze!!!