DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful drunk of the week
“even though your night ended like this…you can still wake up feeling great… thx NOHO”
Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this caption wins a case of NOHO (The Hangover Defense)
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Nice greens.
Ashton, was I any good?
“Just trying to reattach my head to my body… “
I see handcuffs on the person next to her
Green green- Gutter queen!!
I swear when I went out, I had an entire eyebrow…… And I was wearing pants.
“Seatbelt snatch”
“Mean Green Drinking Machine…”
Oops… I did it again.
She does look like Britney Spears in the good old head shaving, crazy days!
stone cold stunner
Shhh I just want to close my eyes… For just a minute…
“A good friend will make sure you’re buckled up after a night of partying…… But a real friend will buckle you up, not fix your dress, and take pictures of your drunk ass and laugh.”
“I wasn’t that drunk… was I?”
“I wasn’t that drunk…. Was I?”
Kids, this is why you always wear your seatbelt
camera guy- this chick is in the bag, she will wake up walking funny, and a funny taste in her mouth, thank god she doesnt know about NOHO.
-if you take NOHO you wont wake up walking funny or a funny taste in your mouth.
MAN YOU GUYS CAN S@CK DONKEY D!CK, BUNCH OF HATERS. S@CK IT EASY VATO.
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a bottle mouse. ;-P
It looked cool when the cat posed like this…
Just doooooooo iiiiiiit. That’s not a seatbelt… it’s bondage.
ERMHERGERD! GERRN ERNDERPERNTS!!!
Cash Cab FAIL
“would you f*** me if i sat like this?”
Amanda Bynes busted for DUI once again…
I am a model citizen look!!!!
…I wear my seatbelt.
WHITE GIRL WASTED?
“Should I drop her off? I mean her head is already right next to my lap…”
Buckle up for bulimia!
Purple crayon exercise prep
Hey miss I found your helmet at the bar …
Miley Cyrus is that you?
Waking up feeling great: one $2.50 bottle of NoHo
Waking up and realizing that your lime green underwear is being viewed by the universe on The Dirty: priceless
“I thought I was getting an easy lay…now I’m in handcuffs for a dui and this drunk Bitch is headed to the drunk tank…should’ve upped my standards…”
“At Least in This Position, If I Throw Up, I Won’t Die”.
#dirtymedicine
Sleep number: -20
Bitches be like
YOLO
“Good thing I wore panties tonight.”
AND
“Damn… I forgot to match my panties to my dress.”
Nik you’re the most rasicst person on here. You say don’t comment anything rasict on this picture. You have stupid while people calling black people ni66ers and boy but what if a black person called this airhead a cracker or honkey or cum guzzler (because all white girl suck and guzzle then swallow).
Hey mo, shut up you piece of shit. Not all white girls “guzzle cum.” I’m assuming that Mo stands for Monkey, so get back to your cage.
Oh please dumbass, you can’t deny all you stupid ass white people have diseases and fleas
“Can I go home with you?” “Noho, you’re drunk, go home”.
The sloppy scalawag in their natural hibernation lay
Hummm…I didnt have green panties on when I got dressed last night. In fact, I didn’t have any panties on. WTF?
I would like to connect this to this other post of the s!ut Sigma Kappa Brittany Morgan Mcneil. Wow she is getting her karma in large servings!
http://thedirty.com/2012/11/brittany-mcneil/
I’m just going to lay back and relax. Lindsay’s driving. What’s the worst that could happen?
Bitches….I’m white girl wasted!
Nik makes me swoon every time!!!!!!
“I’m pretty sure this is how seat belts are worn, now lets go to the moon”