THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This guy is the biggest loser I know. Went to a party last week and saw him there and he tried to hook up with some chick and couldn’t even get it up! So she tried to help him out but giving him a blow job, but she couldn’t stand the foul smell. She said she never smelt something so bad before. Some guy tries to cock block him and Dustin starts to act tough. Funny thing is, though, Dustin got his ass beat like a little bitch, hahaha. The best part about it is we got it on tape. If you guys accepted more then just pictures i’d upload it just to show you all how much of a pssy this guy is. In the meantime, I’ll leave you guys with this: This loser is the biggest fuking geek who plays some fukin gay warcraft game with his buddies. He’s the guy who starts saying that he stole some guys credit card when he gets harassed. Even his buddies laugh at him, hahaha.

Looks like he found a #winner.- nik