Eating Gluten Free Pizza Doesn’t Solve Faren’s Problems


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would love for you to meet Faren. She works in Telecommunications but tells everyone she is a cop. Truth is she just sleeps with every cop or anyone who works around law enforcement or semi pro wrestling. She likes to pray on men in relationships. She loves having the drama that comes with their significant other finds out. Faren likes to act big and bad because she works at a police department but all she does is sit on her fat ass eating her Gluten free pizzas & posting to her self on Twitter. First look at her you think maybe she is a decent looking girl. But then you see her in person & your like “damn”! This b*tch has got hit with more than one ugly stick and she is literally a giant. She stands at 6ft something. She makes herself think she has all the guys after her & that they are the problem. Bring a shovel boys, this hole is deep!
Maybe she really is Superman? Faren, screw the haters… prove them wrong and lose all the weight.- nik










The photos look like she’s either getting heavier or getting thinner, depending on the timeline. Hopefully they’re progress pics.
I hate all the fad “diets” that fat people tend to follow these days. Gluten-free isn’t going to do anything for you. Neither will organic foods. Neither will whatever else you lazy bastards try to do instead of getting out there and exercising.
To the Superman chick, you know what else is gluten-free? Salads. Try that next time.
^ (.)(.) You’re an asshole..just because she’s heavy doesnt mean she’s lazy there are some medical conditions that make people heavy and hard to lose the weight. I might be wrong but my guess is if we saw what you look like you’re probably ugly as hell. Atleast she can lose the weight you cant fix ugly…all the plastic surgery in the world probably wont help you you dumbass.
It’s such a bummer- her eyes are GORGEOUS in the first pic. She would be so hot after just one year of hard work (personal trainer) and some subsequent touch-ups (tummy tuck / +2′s).
Nik is right- prove us wrong Faren and change your ish around!
I thinks she’s beautiful and the person who wrote is is the most unattractive. God made her this way so if you have a problem, tell him as I’m sure he will listen to your suggestion.. We will pray for you.
I dont know her personally but I have heard horrible things she has done to people. It’s not about her weight at all. She is a beautiful girl. But they way she has done many people & the way she loves drama is what makes people not like her. She should not change her looks because of other people but she should work on being a better person to others. It was most likely her ex husband who did this & shame on him. This is not a way to handle your issues.
LOL I use to be friends with her and she tried sleeping with my boyfriend even though we were friends. It’s not about her weight.
OMG I find it absolutely HILARIOUS that Faren is on the DIRTY, because dirty is definitely what she is. She tried her hardest to interfere with my relationship. She gets off on being the “other woman”. Do not feel sorry for her. Being fat is the least of her worries. She’s a wannabe whore who tries to lure taken men. She’s a pathetic excuse for a woman, and nothin but a waste of flesh. God have mercy on her because she deserves nothing but the worst in life after all the horrible things she’s done. Nasty nasty nasty! Stay away! Pictures are definitely deceiving. Except the superman one- it’s most accurate. Crazy psycho bitch.
Well, I must admit I had never heard of this website but a friend called me and told me that Faren was on it and I had to check it out for myself. I thought I was the only girl whose relationship had tried to be effected by Faren; clearly I am wrong. This is ridiculous. Just like everyone else said, it isn’t about her weight- I would never judged someone on that. It’s the fact that the first picture are what the ones she puts on Facebook, twitter, and Instagram look like but the bottom ones are what she actually looks like. Whatever editing system she has, I want it- that shit is good! She also claims to have all these “haters” because people are jealous of her. Not one person is jealous of that beast, we all actually HATE her. She lives in this fantasy world where everyone wants her. Yeah, they see pictures like the first and think they’ve got themselves a really great girl. Then, they see her in person and are afraid they’ll need something like a best trap to get away from her. She is legitimately INSANE. Someone for real needs to check her into a mental institution. If this was her ex-husband who did it, I don’t blame him one bit. I wish someone would blast get on a billboard or something. People need to know how absolutely psychotic she is.
One word-HOMEWRECKER! I never knew she was this notorious. No one should feel bad for her when she does not feel bad for any thing she has done to others.