Eiffel Tower Emily
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Emily Jackson. They call her the Eiffel Tower because that’s her specialty and EVERYONE knows it. Apart from wearing hideous shorts that advertise her huge cameltoe she spends her time drinking until she passes out and opening her legs to anyone who cares to go between. She has the worst overbite since the original cavewoman and shes about as smart too. Seriously, she’s dumber than a box of rocks and doesn’t have the looks to compensate. I’m pretty sure she wears two bras to give the illusion of having anything on that flat chest of hers and shell probably end up having back problems because she’s always sticking her butt out so people with think she has one. She always talks with a weird, slurred speech. I think she may have some mild form of downs. Or maybe she’s just still drunk. She and her other overly-tanned bimbo friends spend their weekends getting drunk in someone’s basement after convincing mommy to buy their 18 year old asses some alcohol and then they fck everyone like some gross spray tan covered orgy. She’s the president of some weird religious group which is funny because I’m pretty sure Jesus wouldn’t approve of her sucking every dick that comes near her snaggle tooth. She’s always a total bitch to everyone and thinks she’s all high and mighty which is funny because her only talent is making herself looking extremely stupid in public and laying on her back with her legs open. I’ve seen this chick get carried out of numerous parties because she cant hold her liquor. Shes just disgusting, tasteless, and a serious twat. The only good thing about her is knowing shell never be any competition for real women because the best she can hope to do is marry a rich guy and be his trophy wife until her implants sag and her face looks like her fake purse. Emily, go get your crusty cooter tested and shut your overbite.
I got the inside scoop on religious groups (outside church), they don’t actually talk about religion. Itza partee.- nik
I’ve known Emily for years and this is absolutely ridiculous. She is the sweetest, most kind person out there and none of this is true. She doesn’t have this reputation at all. This must be from a very jealous person. It’s sad anyone could be so morally bankrupt to slander someone like this, especially someone that doesn’t deserve it. It’s even more sad that anyone would publish something like this. This is a child in high school. No one deserves this, but why would anyone try to wreck a childs life. She couldnt even make it through the rest of the day today because if this. This is a sweet, popular girl who plays varsity sports and is very involved with Young Life. Whoever did this has some major karma coming there way. Since time began girls have started rumors like this and it’s shameful that someone would help them perpetuate their petty insecurities. The girl that should be on here is the one with the insecurity issues trying to hurt other people. You want dirt, you should hear about the girl who sent it. So obvious and so sad an adult is helping hurt someone who completely did nothing to deserve it. We love you, Emily. I’m so sorry people are so horrible. Keep your head up. You have nothing to be ashamed of and so much to be proud of. You are so loved by so many people.
It’s libel, actually…
You are a very stupid mother, jesus christ. and fuck the snobby assholes from johnson county, you people suck.
I may not be a mom but I completely agree. This is bullying and we are lucky that Emily is a strong girl. If this was someone not stable this could of ended badly. And the people who read this and laugh break my heart. Everyone has made mistakes but no one deserves to be treated like this. I don’t care what their past is. Emily please don’t let ruin your senior year, your beautiful and a girl of god. Your a remodel to a lot of people and I know you don’t realize it but how you react can show them that it doesn’t matter what people believe, it’s gonna be hard but I promise you have several people behind you, ones you probably wouldn’t of thought too. Let god be the only one to judge you, keep your head up pretty. It’s gonna be okay
Yea, kids never do things their parents and family don’t know about, that’s a fact. NOT. You need to f*ck off grandma, and go back to your knitting, this is not a place for used up morally superior hags. Do me a favor, look up karma in the dictionary and see how idiotic your reference is. It doesn’t really matter if any of this is true, what the OP wanted was exactly what you are giving him/her, a reaction. Maybe you should stick to MySpace or Facebook with all the other old people, this stuff is waaaay over your head. Sincerely, somebody a lot younger and smarter than you.
I’d still hit it.
me too
If you can’t even make it through the day because of something that posted on thedirty, you’re weak.
Please take note how the OP claims she’s a drunken slut bimbo whore-monster. Then take note how the two pictures don’t back any of that up.
Where’s the drinking?
Where’s the slutty behavior?
Where’s this alleged cameltoe?
You’re doing a lot of telling. Showing, not so much.
I don’t know this girl…but first…Emily- your a beautiful girl, don’t let it ruin your final year at school. Friends come and go, you will figure that out as you get older. Sounds like whoever posted this is jealous. Those white shorts are kinda ugly, but you wear them confidently and that says alot.
Just don’t grow up to be a slut, Have class. If you pass out, who cares..your in highschool, people drink. Just do it in moderation. Congratulations that YOU made such an impact on someones life that they spent so long making you famous, and wrote such an indepth story about you!
As for the OP I strongly doubt your perfect, i’m sure you’ve slept around, got bad grades, Emily probably IS better than you and hiding behind a computer screen is your only way to make her feel bad about herself. I hope you failed miserably. People like you are clearly unhappy with their own lives. Esp to take time out of your day to bash someone, behind a computer screen in such a trashy way. Your in highschool?? It’s disgusting you know such details. You might want to look up the correct term of “snaggle tooth” because I sure don’t see one. Plus if she does have orthodonic issues, its easily fixable. But I see a beautiful smile and a confident woman!
I hate to say it, but its 2013 what highschooler hasn’t had sex? Jealousy is a serious disease!
If you are getting that drunk you might want to lay off….it will begin to age you. I can’t stand girls who feel the need to be completely rude to others so if thats you nobody likes that. Stay sweet!
Ooooo wow is it a surprise to you fake ass johnson county parents that just because your kids pretend to be religious doesn’t mean their not out their getting fucked up and dicked down just like every other pubesent teen girl stop going around pretending your high and mighty she probably couldn’t get through the day because her fake personae just got shattered get over it mayb if u didn’t pretend to be all religious it wouldn’t be as big of a deal u would just be known as a normal teenager grow up people just because u have money doesn’t mean your above the law stop trying to convince yourself and everyone else your going to heaven that’s just a country club for rich people this girl is just like every other high school cute blonde skank big deal move on
I know this young woman personally and about 85% is true she’s a a bf now so she’s not as big of a slut she once was but most people think of her as a joke
I’ve known her since 6th grade. She’s one of the most gorgeous people I know inside and out. She’s one of the only real people at our high school. And she has many people behind her on this. If we find out who wrote this they’re going to be sorry. Oh and too the comment above obviously she isn’t considered a joke if someone took this much time to put her down. Love you Em!
I LOVE EMILY YOURE ALL ASSHOLES
this is such old shit. just get over it already. people talk about people. the op is probably a loser anyways. the fact. that everyone keeps bitching about it and threatening to find someone and make them sorry (possibly illegal to do that btw) only makes Emily look more pathetic because sshe’s looking so weak over a post on the internet. youre just giving the op more satisfaction knowing they got tto her. what would really make a statement would be to gget the hell over this immature post. wow, betcha never thought of that
Mannn this shit is hella dumb dont put someone down n make them feel like shit just because of their past or their current lifestyle this is the kind of stuff that we teens kill ourselves over these days u gotta understand that sticks n stones still may not break people’s bones but they are now taking lives…think about that….signed —Someone Who Has A Heart— Love U Emily
I am the Daddy of her baby!!
anything posted on the internet is 100% true.. so she must be a slutty slut!!! but seriously if your a parent commenting on this, get a hobbie! If you seriously think posting a comment on this site will change peoples opinion of this emily girl then your an idiot. and I know whoever posted this isnt the only one who thinks badly of emily. ive been graduated for 3 years and i hear stuff about this girl..
Your still sexy id fuck the shit out of u
Well, the only thing I can confirm about her is that she’s stupid as fuck. I had her in a few classes and she either just pretends to be an idiot because she thinks it’s cute, or she’s actually that stupid. Either way, it’s terrible how ignorant she is. I would, however, still probably fuck her if she threw herself at me, but I don’t want it enough to chase tail.
I dont have a car but man the car in the parking lot will tomato the tree.
This is written absolutely beautifully. What language! I was gagging at the imagery by the end. Well done whoever wrote this XD lol
I love lamp.
Do you really love the lamp? Or are you just saying that because you saw it?
I can confirm all of this is just about true, she was very obnoxious at school and often tought she was better than most, I had an art class with this snobby, self centerd bitch. And everyone at south knows about her being Eiffel towerd, and her geting piss drunk. She sets her self up to get taking advantaged of, I guess she just loves opening the legs
She is beautiful. Doesn’t look to much like the normal pretty girls . Unique and might i say she shows class..
i go to south and ive heard from at least 10 people that this bitch got eiffel towererd! thats what happens to all the hoes at south
i go to south and ive heard about her getting eiffel towerd!! thats what happens to all the south hoes hahahahaha