THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet her empress Scout Bell, or should I say Sir Heather bell? This self proclaimed internet troll gave herself the nickname scout when people started mistaking her for a man. when Heather’s not posting multiple photos of herself shes posting photos of herself with a guitar that she doesn’t even play. She goes to raves, not to listen to the music but to do heroin in the bathroom and prance around in her undies. She’s been living in this magical fairy land where she’s piccolo from Dragon Ball Z, I’m guessing from her overuse of ac*d recently, the whole entire past year. Sometimes she posts pictures of her head on Vegeta with a caption like”my new bathing suit this summer”, it’s winter -_-, just the other day she posted a pic of R2D2 and wrote “I put on some weight” She is constantly tweeting @[]hebell, liek omg and She is addicted to myspace.

By queen you mean ‘drag’ right?- nik