THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all you idiots saying that Dan doesn’t live the best life… you are crazy. Homey is the REAL Equis, a boss among bosses. Dan sh*ts on the most interesting man. Look at the view he gets to wake up to every single day. How can you wake up and not feel good about life and how you got there? Also, how many people can say they got their Las Vegas Ferrari painted flat black? You know you are living the life when you have exotic cars in different states. Also, the guy is an adrenaline junkie and lives it, check out him out driving 150 in the Ferrari while in a rush to make it to an appointment. Closing deals homey! That is dedication my friend. So stop the hating and admit to yourselves how jealous you guys are of Dan the REAL Equis.
Not a good sign… his index phalanges toe is longer than his big toe which means Fake Equis is terrible in bed. True story, ask any Greg doctor.- nik