Everyone Is Just Jealous Of Fake Equis
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all you idiots saying that Dan doesn’t live the best life… you are crazy. Homey is the REAL Equis, a boss among bosses. Dan sh*ts on the most interesting man. Look at the view he gets to wake up to every single day. How can you wake up and not feel good about life and how you got there? Also, how many people can say they got their Las Vegas Ferrari painted flat black? You know you are living the life when you have exotic cars in different states. Also, the guy is an adrenaline junkie and lives it, check out him out driving 150 in the Ferrari while in a rush to make it to an appointment. Closing deals homey! That is dedication my friend. So stop the hating and admit to yourselves how jealous you guys are of Dan the REAL Equis.
Not a good sign… his index phalanges toe is longer than his big toe which means Fake Equis is terrible in bed. True story, ask any Greg doctor.- nik
“Closing deals homey!”
HURR HURRRR!!!!
spoiled brat thinking money puts him above the law
If his life is so great why would he care what anyone on this site thinks and why would he keep self posting? Just keep lying to yourself and we’ll keep laughing at you.
Douchenozzle.
kid is a clown. must be nice knowing your dad worked his ass off while he gets to flaunt what he has. seems pretty insecure to me.
Amen!!!!
his dad did work hard – tearing apart companies, hostile takeovers, vulture funding, raiding pension funds, basically enriching himself off the backs of others….wait, didn’t he go to prison for a spell as well?
LOL look at this guys pathetic attempt to be relavent. Hey jag off, most of us work and like to read up on dirtbags… your story isn’t really interesting. You know, how your daddy supports your lame lifestyle of flaunting things you probably don’t vaule, and for sure don’t work or pay for. Your DC name should be “Try Hard” cause you try way too hard to be cool… Get a JOB bud, Be somebody, try living frugal for once, try not to self post your tasteless toys that only a 14 yearold going thru puberty would impulsively buy! Ferrari? LoL Euro Trash go buy a ZR-1 you tool …thats right American you traitor but your too busy snorting coke off your escorts ass to pay attention to reason.
I like your comment but the Ferrari takes a 10lb monster growler on a ZR-1
i figured it out already.
obviously a self-post, you loser
lols checking out my toes now.. YESSSS!
To Fake Equis: you chose a very bad day to self-post (getting one of your cronies to do it on your behalf, is the same thing) and to gloat in your own self-promoted “greatness”
The Nation is now fixated on and mourning yet another gun related tragedy, so try your delusion of grandeur in a few days and see if anyone else cares about your fabulous lifestyle anymore.
Admittedly the first couple of times, I found stories about you somewhat interesting, but that veneer came off really fast, as you (or yours) constantly kept promoting, ehmmm, ehmmm exposing, you on The Dirty.
I’m already bored with you. Next!
A boss? Hardly. A real boss works his way to the top. His pops, yeah that’s the real boss. Don’t tell me he got all his money from “acting” because guarantee nobody heard of this dude on this site from his roles in movies. Business deals he’s doing, where’d he get his start, connections? Pops…. Nobody said playa aint living the life though. Do you.
I wonder if this guy is happy; even though he has everything materialistic he could possibly want.
I don’t know how he got his hands on all that $$$ but if I had it handed to me; I would personally feel like crap and would not be bragging. Nothing quite like the feeling of being self-made.
This guy is the man! Dan – I want an internship… I can schedule your pota potty dates, get the rari washed, whatever bro!! Get ‘er done!
Baller? Nice job working on your own car in your P.O.S. apartment garage.
Totally classless to brag about your wealth. When you have another stroke and end up paralyzed on your left side and slurring your words and drooling on yourself, which of your “friends” do you think will stick by you? Your money and toys are the only things that keep people around you now. I cannot be jealous of someone who lives such a shallow existence.
Bragging about how much money you have & how you waste it are totally classless & crass. This douchebag only has money because his father gave it to him. He has never been in a single commercial, tv show or movie I’ve ever heard of or seen. I find it funny that he thinks everyone is jealous of him & his money & his lifestyle. I would rather be dirt poor with no money than be this douchebag or one of his hangers-on. He obviously has no real friends & is a miserable excuse for a human if he has to brag to get people to hang with him.
Who the fuck are you? His gay boyfriend? You sound like you enjoy taking it in the ass from this guy….shut the fuck up. Who cares. You probably swallow his load too…
Vynil wrap, still nice. Title in dads name? Should be. I dunno what’s worse you spending his money so frivolously, or him not caring that you do. Take your money and donate it. Flaunt a cashed check to the salvation army for a million on the Dirty. I mean fuck, you don’t wanna be this guy. You want to be remembered for being more we all do. Robin hood this life Dan. Nik only dreams of helping as much as you could tomorrow, you have the actual resources to do it. Again. Robin hood
Anyone who thinks Fake XX whatever is posting all these by himself? YOU’RE NOT RELEVENT
OP, seriously… quit riding his d*ck. Forgy.
He won’t live very long we should really get over this guy you too Nik. I predict car crash, overdose, heart attack, stabbed by hooker, or suicide (after he spends all his cash on blow and PPs)
Nope.
I shall remain constantly more interested in Dan’s dad, who MADE all that money!
(LOLs!)
#dirtydad
“Phalanges”.
LOLs!!!
Dan should try to do positive things with his money to balance out the spoiled trust fund image. Do something good, like donate money to counseling and memorial efforts for those who are suffering the tragedy in Connecticut.
No one gives a flying fuck about this queer. Go suck a dick!
Omg! Second toe longer than the first has always been a deal breaker for me! Now I know why! #trustyourgut
So cool!………. Nobody gives a fuck
All the money in the world sill couldn’t get you into the Teams.
You’ve got lots of cash and a low profile. Why would you want to disrupt either of those over some STUPID shit?
Can’t hate but will have to if you squander a fucking dream.