Fake Equis Is A Wanna Be Hero
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, by now the whole DA knows about Fake Equis being the world’s realest douche. Previously another DA soldier posted FE tweeting about starting his acting career. Well, it looks like he found his first gig, as Dan Healy a fallen Navy SEAL in the movie ‘Lone Survivor’, based on the book by SEAL Marcus Luttrell. What many don’t know about Dan was that during his semi-deep run in the 2009 WSOP Main Event where he became somewhat recognizable to viewers, ESPN and Dan framed him as the Navy SEAL hero turned poker pro. ESPN and Dan subsequently failed to mention his past as a trust fund baby, that he is a regular loser and joke in west coast cash games, and that he isn’t a Navy SEAL. Dan was made to go through BUDs training after multiple “injuries” (there has been speculation that only his father’s connections kept him in the program). He subsequently made it through BU’s but was not allowed to move on, he believes the Master Chief was just a hater, but he got weeded out of the system. Upon his detachment from the Navy he goes around and tells anyone who will listen that he is a SEAL (even passing BUDs doesn’t make you a SEAL Dan). After the WSOP he gets called out on his shenanigans, claiming to be a SEAL and wearing a SEAL style boonie hat everywhere. Former SEAL’s dedicated to outing fakes outed him, he called them names on the internet, and then admitted to using copious amounts of steroids just to make it through BUDs. Now this liar with a SEAL wannabe fetish is playing a Navy SEAL Senior Chief, what a disgrace by the casting directors. Nik, put Fake Equis and the people who hired him on blast.
I get why Fake Equis rocks the beard.- nik
Yeah I’ve never seen a dude look better WITH a beard
At least he has a real beard.
SEALs don’t talk about being SEALs just like anyone who has been in the military for a while doesn’t really talk about their military life. That’s something you only hear from bootcamp dropouts or POGs who just got out of bootcamp.
Also, I can’t fap to this.
Yup my brother is a Seal and he doesn’t say sh*t.
You’re right, nik. His face is weak without the beard.
he can get a job acting as the Taliban with that beard. Then we can really hate on him…
Kudos to the Original Poster for exposing this poseur by shining some light on Fake Equis’s “illustrious” Navy Seal stint! Your post Sir, seems to be one of the very few frank and honest ones written here on The Dirty about this wannabe soldier.
bwhahahaha! FakE should ALWAYS sport a beard. We care about you, FE… so please… don’t shave!
Girls are so dumb. Why don’t they just sleep with this guys dad? That is where the real money is.
Just because you have money it doesn’t make you a poker player. Fake Equis is an actor, just look at his life.
Real poker players refer to the likes of FE, as Donks! Look up the meaning if you don’t know.
Fake Equis is now apparently claiming to be some sorta MMA expert! Hey FE, just because you can afford to buy the best MMA gear and pay for personal trainers, have penniless MMA fighters leech onto you for whatever… It shouldn’t mean that George St. Pierre ought to be soiling his pants coz of your MMA “expertise” or Dana White’s gonna be calling you anytime soon! LOL
What a spurious buffoon! His beard is the perfect symbol of his character: a big, prickly mess with more to hide than proudly display.
Fake Equis is my favorite.
He grows a beard to hide his crusty cold soars.
What a goon.
Casting directors would cast actors, not real military, for a film.
Fake Equis NEEDS the beard.
I like him more now that I know he’s been TRYING to do stuff with his life.
I wonder if he feels emasculated by the family money.
#dirtypsychology
I’m glad we got your take on things…..fuck you’re LIMITED….
it looks like he’s had a nose job
I love facial hair on guys I don’t like the clean shaven look, it’s a little too pretty and proper and most guys look like little boys. There’s something rugged and sexy about a beard a good one atleast
Any SEALs out there? Anybody remember this guy?
g.i. gym
SO HOT!!!
He’s a hot one mmm loveee
So everything about this guy is pretty much fake. Who is he as a person? Because so far I just see someone whose entire being is defined by their daddy’s money. Ever hear of stolen valor Fake Equis?? Have some respect and stop pretending to be one of our honorable soldiers to make your tiny penis feel bigger.
looks like he enjoys riding the baloney pony
Who is Julie min
He looks like Dane Cook without the beard.
who is julie min?
You took down your kids video – thanks for that.
Got sick of looking at your sandniglet kid.
Gonna be so funny when shes tries to look like Mom and cant
Lone Survivor is one of my favorite books written about this war. The fact this ass bag is portraying one of our nations unsung hero’s is a little disheartening.
Luttrell got shot in the ass running away from his platoon while they got shot to shit. He claimed there was 200 Taliban in the book, and all reports even his own at the time said it was 15-20.