THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I found the perfect woman. Meet Stephanie Napoli, realtor in Las Vegas and perfect 10. She is as close to perfect as you can get, she is 29, 2 kids, and got her +2’s. Strong woman, moved on from her divorce from her housewife life and made it on her own! I can’t find a flaw!

Her flaw is that she is almost 30. Sorry, but 30 is the game over age for women.- nik