THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Gloria just turned 25 and man is she still one smokeshow or what? I can’t believe how much sexier she has gotten with age. My guess is that she will peak at 30.
Her neck already looks 30. Happy Birthday Gloria Christine.- nik
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is 25 considered old now? im confused…
25??? What! She looks 35!! no joke!
Hey Gloria,
I just turned 26 and live in Manhattan. I will provide for you and your lifestyle I need a nice dime piece on my arm at all times like yourself.. Don’t worry I’m NO FAT SLOB. I’m a TFB that has lived all over the world world and experienced it all!
Seriously get at me..
I would never go out with someone who said “get at me”. Gross.
Hot.
iPout5!
^ Buzz kill
Her elbow can poke an eye out.,
This girl was clubbing in 21+ clubs in year 2003.
So unless she was rocking fake ID’s.. She’s well past 30, and I think she looks amazing!
Overrated broad. She looks 35.
She’s boring in bed.
She’s a cute girl. Her friends look weird and especially the friends neck just blends to her face. Ew.
25.. Yeah, okay..
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Uh I’m 27 and I look a lot younger than she does…
I honestly dont think she’s that pretty, and I’m not being a hater, Im just saying…her face is pinched looking. reminds me a little of Taylor Swift
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She is totally gorgeous but a bit of an Alena Shishkova look-a-like