I Love Jessica Green
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to marry this girl. THANK YOU for introducing me to the love (fantasy) of my life. I trust your Greg more than my own. I’ve been googling Jessica Green all day at work looking for some good material to use on NYE (I’m single and refuse to mingle). Are there any videos of Jessica out there? I want to hear her voice. For some reason when I close my eyes her accent doesn’t sound right. Any help from the DA would be appreciated, my Greg thanks you.
Sicko.- nik
The ‘poster’ seems like he wants a niks greg.lol
LMAO at this dude
Damn brah.You need help.
Jessica green stop writing about yourself. Your so into your self its not even funny. how can you make up fake instagram account and act like someone is stocking you and stealing your picture. Now your posting fake stocker and comment on the dirty.com. your not going to become famous using these lame tricks.
Dear Mike,
The word is STALK.
You’re welcome.
Anon
Lmao, yes.
You never know, he might be referring to her as a product (in multiples) and stacking her on a shelf? In that case, he would be correct!
lol I wish they stocked Jessicas in stores
Nik, what is her DC name??
Its okay to do something about those eyebrows girl.
Praise her eyebrows…at least she hasn’t ripped them off and needs to color them in. I think they frame her face perfectly!
Beautiful eyebrows indeed. Probably a bittet white girl with three hairs.
Leave her eyebrows alone!! They are beautiful and natural ! You must be into those girls that use a sharpie to draw their eyebrows on !! If so you have horrible taste and you don’t know what true beauty looks like !!
what are you willing to do to nail this lovely woman?
A) toss another man’s salad? – aka eat a mans ass -word on the street is it tastes like a copper penny
B) watch every episode of honey boo boo – in a loop for a 72 hour period
C) be a fly on the wall at Doug & Courtney’s house – you would have to listen to that stupid incessant laugh of hers as well as be subjected to the mind numbing blather from her, her brain dead mother and doug 24/7 – argh!
D) become a “fecal freak” a “poo-daddy” and join the porta potty lifestyle and receive your first deuce as it drops on to your chest
Easy choice, watch honey boo boo
if her eyes were brown and she gained 50 pounds, she’d be a dead ringer for snookie. she should be thanking her lucky stars for makeup and camera filters.
You’re right, if she changed everything that made her who she was she’d look like a different person. SO INSIGHTFUL.
Last I checked, weight and eye color aren’t “everything” that makes a person. Please stop being a moron.
The eyebrows, nose, and giant cheeks are definitely evocative of Snookie.
i’m beginning to think this girl is just another attention whore submitting herself
No self-respecting gentleman would write such drivel and admit to this degree of being creepy & stalkish. Seek help little grasshopper!
she looks like the brunette version of ashley benson
Such a self post!! Same with the last one! Go away you ugly troll. And yes, fix your eyebrows!
Stunning!
She has vids on youtube. I just googled her and clicked on the first video and shes talking. Its obvious that if the op is a die hard and searched her all day at work, he would have found something. SELF POST. Get over yourself.
Have my baby ….
Stop posting yourself. This is very childish. Also, the eyebrows are too much.
Whats wrong with her left eye…
Nik I know you wrote this. Your sandnig verbiage rings loudly throughout this passage. You are in trouble/not sleeping with me for 5 months.
This guy is hot.
No way she’s a self post she is all over magazines. She makes tons of money off modeling I googled her. She’s in magazines travels and has a huge contract. A weirdo is just obsessed w her. This is a huge country it doesnt surprise me!!!!!!!!!!
she’s engaged. to a very sexy aussie, she wouldn’t give you a 2nd glance, Nik. Get over this girl already.
Makes me wanna get those bottom fake lashes they make a huge difference
You can tell how much of a shallow loser a girl is when she has more self taken pics of herself than pics with other people. I’m sure conversation with her primarily involves her talking about herself.
She probably doesn’t have many close friends cause girls r jealous like 92% of u guys posting …………….hence y she doesn’t take more pics with ppl than of just herself .
I love her too. come to Allie, Jessica.
and I don’t have a Shayne to worry about. self post or not. I want