I Want To Wife Up Clown Under
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have truly fallen in love with Clown Under. Yes, she has that stupid face tattoo but it really doesn’t bother me because the rest of her is flawless. In March, I will be celebrating my 30th birthday so I want to do it big. I have a great career and make over 200k a year, but I’m still single and have become very bored of having 1 night stands and meaningless relationships. So I’ve decided my boys and I are going to Sydney for 3 weeks, where I plan on finding the “One”. This is the way I see it, if I run into Clown Under… then its meant to be. If not, it seems like Sydney is full of hot big breasted girls, so I might not have an issue finding the one. If I do come across Clown Under, I bet all my money, I will wife her up. Do you think its worth it?
How can you say that face tattoo doesn’t matter? You don’t see a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.- nik
She lives on the Gold Coast buddy
Sydney = Girls who are trash!
Brisbane = Girls who are flawless.
Poster you’re a clown. It’s no surprise that you’re single at 30.
Flawless? She has nice +2s but she’s shaped like a box!
Hard to run into her in Sydney when she lives in gold coast
Tattoo on face no problem, isn’t that why there are paper bags or pig masks
You make over $200k a year and you think that will woo a professional money chasing slut? You really are delusional.
Just because President DumBama says over $250k is rich doesn’t mean it is. IT’s NOT. $1mm a year is not rich. It’s a damn good living, but it’s not rich.
You’re going to need $200k a month take home, minimum, to woo a professional gold digging slut. Get with the program, loser.
Really loving nik’s quote here, perfect!
How about this, she’s so hot, I didn’t even notice a face tattoo !
Wow making a life commitment and an expensive one at that based on a picture that can easily be photoshopped now that is all kinds of stupid
Yeah you need $1 millimeters to get her
pffft
What’s up with the two tone makeup?
Theres a reason ugly girls only take pics of their hack job boobs.. Face is prolly the ugliest ive ever seen
I only like her boobs. Next!
She is garbage and the OP is a broke loser who wishes he had game.
Mate…..how small do you think Australia is ? :/
Sexy girl
Australians don’t really do much plastic surgery and are not big breasted at all. Get all your facts straight dude
Why does nik like this girl!? She’s all tatted up looks like a fool
i highly doubt that most of the comments submitted here by men are actually written by men. it all sounds very fake and stupid. probably self posts or written by women
She on gold coast
She lives in main beach gold coast cleaning hotels… And probably stripping and getting gangbanged in the local bikie den… She is the dirtiest slut you will ever come across! Her mum is worse!!!!! She thinks she’s the hottest thing on earth when really she has no natural beauty left she has ruined herself so bad!!! She has NOTHING going for her! She will end up on the streets as soon as her fiancé gets rid of the whore!!!!