I’m Determined And Will Succeed
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, first of all I love your site and you are HILARIOUS haha, but anyways. I always see these “Would you?” post and before I even read your reply I find myself looking at every little detail and saying NO HE WOULDN’T. I am determined to show you a pretty brunette that you don’t necessarily wanna “would” but just that you think is pretty, lol. This is Devin Brugman, I think she is soooo beautiful and I want my body to look like hers some day, but what I REALLY WANNA KNOW is….Nik Richie, is she pretty to you, and would you?
Answer: No, she hides her narrow face with a large nose for a reason and her inner thighs are begging to touch each other. Her breasts aren’t strong enough for sexual attraction, but I do have to give Devin props for her collar bone.
Nik- I understand some that you say no to, but seriously? She’s about as good as it gets my man, look at her ass, I want to bite it.
Weirdo
I’ve never known a straight male to notice a collar bone, so much as give props to one…
I don’t think Nik is entirely straight though.
Can someone explain to me why Nik is critiquing this girl, but on either side of his web page, there’s a chunky blonde girl with pretty large thighs? I’m assuming the master of judging didn’t okay that picture.
nik is crazy, those are some fantastic breasteses
I “liked” your comment just for the word “breasteses”.
I know I’ve been gone for a minute but I’m BACKKKKKKKKK! You already know I’d gut her like a sea bass!!!! They’re like HULK where have you been?
Omg!!! Im soooo glad you’re back! Diamond Godde$$ and I were just wondering where you were!! Welcome back, bro!
Thank you a lot! The holidays get hectic for HULK!
Another irrelevant weirdo
Your girlfriend like my weird sh!t though she scream when I long stroke her then she come back to you all tired and sh!t. HULK
Somebody please submit Tash Oakley-devins BFF- for a “would you”!!
she was already posted, but only showed up on “fresh dirt”. search the dirty for “natasha oakley”
http://thedirty.com/2012/11/how-do-you-feel-about-instagram-models/
Devin,
Listen don’t listen to this fool. I live in Manhattan and will shower you with whatever you want. Live in my place for a few months lets see how you and I go. I’m going to admit I do get bored after a few months and move on but I can promise you that you will be spoiled rotten living in the city at my place.. 26 years old so I’m NO TROUT!
Why? Because your mom will kick her out?
be jealous bro, be jealous..
Buttah.
Man for Real Nik? I guess being up here in nor cal has lowered my standards but come on now, this girls not bad. Im sure she would like me too lol (probably not) but alas Meeting these woman in the Bay Area is one thing, getting to know them is another…Factor in all the Trust fund babies and drug dealers who act like royalty around here who can spare no expense to wine n dine these girls = I need to have my A++++ game on tight to even have a chance. But Real Talk she a 7.4 or 8.4 down there. Up here she’s a 7.9 to 8.6… im just saying though
whatever hooman, who listens to you anymore, we all know that your wife “washed up d-lister” looks like and she isnt even good enough to wipe this chicks ass. Please stop wasting the time of the dirty, its jsut not funny anymore.
That is a self post. That was harsh what nik said but he has a point. Her face is not as nice as her body. Nice ass that’s why she flaunts it
butter face
That is one fuckin FINE piece o ass!!!!!!!
Her face is def a negative, that’s why she’s not showing it. I agree on the collar bone though
She’s beautiful!
Please tell this girl to send in a close up straight on pic of her face. I need to see that before making a judgement.
Nik saying her inner thighs are dying to touch each other had me lauging so hard. The stuff he says. That is priceless
I want her to sit on my face
Sooooo….what does her face look like??
Nik I propose the lame hulk commenter be banned from the DA. The comments are frigging annoying and everyone wishes he would go away. It’s been so nice reading comments w/o this turd burgler. DA strong 5years and counting.
No way. The Hulk man rocks your mom.
He’s funny as hell! I love his comments .
She’s dating Greg Little of the Cleveland Browns
Both she and her BFF, Tash Oakley, have a severe case of the weird wonk eye. Any dead straight on photo of just their faces will show this. It’s so funny that they both have it, too! Like somebody hit them with a bat on the side of their temple! Hahahha
Her ass is shaped weird.. Its too square… should be more rectangle.
How can people claim this girl is “hot” when you cant even see her face? There’s a reason she’s hiding it. Guys are so easy…lol
This is a total self post! This chick is a spoiled brat who thinks she’s better than everyone. Haha nice try Devin, give it up already you will never be famous.
I know this girl. She has a man face but nice body
HOT!
1) Self post
2) I think she is gorgeous
3) Nik is gay
Great breasts, cute butt, nice tan, below average face. But at least a natural face, which is better than all the plastic faces. Better this natural girl over the plastic ones any day.