THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jonny. Since the day that we met he’s been engaged to some girl. Although, he never told me this. And as 6 months go by I finally ask about his “girlfriend” to learn that he’s been engaged to her this whole time after doing the dirty in a hotel room he rented a town over. Then when i confronted him on being a piece of shit that he is he even held the door right open for me as I walked home. I feel bad for his fiance, if only she knew he’s been cheating this whole time.

Engaged to a girl!! whats that about, he’s clearly for the gays.- nik