Kimberly Hyneman
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’m posting this because I was seriously surprised there wasn’t a page already for this person, theres SO many people she’s gotten into arguments with over the most mundane things and fought to the death over to try and prove she was right with some of the most silly arguments. Kimberly Hyneman (used to be Gresham but she got married with a guy she knew for 2 months because she would have been homeless otherwise after high school and to make sure he said yes, asked him during sex and quickly had a child to ensure he wouldn’t leave her.) is really crazy…for starters. She thinks Bill Gates is trying to [] everyone with vaccines, she’ll pick a fight with ANYone over ANYthing! You can be like “Man I love hamburgers.” and she’ll rant at you as if you’re an idiot for eating hamburgers on how horrible they are and how much she knows about hamburgers because of things she no less than an hour ago looked up online. When you start to prove her wrong she essentially just says “No you’re wrong!” and starts calling you names and acting like she’s smarter than you. She once freaked out over a person who got a horde tattoo a person got and basically said they were stupid for getting it and that there was no possible way to validate getting such a tattoo. She once had an argument with me for an hour about how bad trolling was, then two months later started pasting all over Facebook how much she trolls people and how stupid everyone is. She doesn’t have an education after high school and she’s already having a second child, has 4 dogs she can’t even take care of, doesn’t work and constantly uses her husbands money claiming that it’s both of their’s.
Judging by the un-placeable hair color I can tell she has some issues, which means those whiskers weren’t for Halloween.- nik
This is true. She will argue literally anything. I once made a Facebook post about being disturbed over something a stranger told me randomly in a doctors office waiting room, gruesome details about her water breaking and about how she plans to eat her placenta. A strange thing to tell someone you don’t know, right? Well Kimberly took it personally and told me that eating her placenta saved her life and cured her of her postpartum depression. She kept arguing with me, but was too daft to realize I don’t care what she does with her life, and if it worked for her, cool! Despite saying those exact words, she was overemotional and blocked and deleted me from Facebook. Later she had her friends try and add me, either to continue the argument or stalk my page. What a weird-o ammiright?
She also wants to be a nutritionist so I warn you, if you go to her she’s probably going to have you taking home your placenta in a doggie bag, despite this strange practice having no basis in science. That is, if she ever continues her education–which has strongly been recommended by many. Especially former teachers.
Yeah, Kimberly is a piece of work alright. She loves nothing better than to argue and will resort to childish actions when called on it. She has been diagnosed with a mental illness and was on meds for awhile after she confessed to fantasies about killing the children she baby sat for. She is currently pregnant with her second child and honestly I fear for the overall well being of her children. She is very spiteful and will say anything about anyone she takes a disliking to. Beware this woman, she is toxic.