Lauren Is Smoking Hot


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, there’s this beauty guru on YouTube called laurenbeautyy. I’ve been watching her for a while now and I think she’s gorgeous. I’m a girl and I’m totally jealous of her. She has an awesome Aussi accent, a pretty good body, amazing eyes and she’s pretty of course. She seems a bit into herself, so that’s kinda off putting at times, but most of the beauty community is anyways. I also kinda secretly hate her because she resembles my boyfriend’s ex.
Her Philtrum is huge.- nik













SHE IS WEARING A TRANNY NECKLACE…..
Self post not a flattering pic of body nice face
Self post!!!
This girl is far and has a bad tummy….sorry not hot
This girl is fat and has a bad tummy just asking to break out in 5 years after drinking moet….sorry not hot
I am a cpa with a masters degree. I had to look up the definition of philtrum. Im impressed with ur knowledge of words. Ps. Ur site entertains me while doing tax returns. U really seem like a good guy but the wife is so-so.
I had to look it up as well.
what do u mean the wife is so-so??? shayne is beautiful!
His wife is FAR from so-so! I’ve thought she was AMAZING since one of the Laguna Hills guys dated her. I’m right aren’t I? She was on there wasn’t she, Nik?
Something about her head/face is really weird and off putting. Needs to lose 15 lbs. Sounds like a self-post to me. Not sure of any girl that’d be jealous of ‘dem armpit rolls’.
Bitch you probably have armpit rolls. Stfu & get the fuck outta here. Hater.
That response makes me think that this is indeed a self-post. Also, Aussie accents are not sexy, they sound like mentally disabled British people
I actually know what a “philtrum” is, and Nik’s right!
(lol)
#dirtyterminology
nik’s right on point. lol, i’m in the medical field and have never heard of that terminology til today.
#youreannoying
This isn’t Twitter, take several seats.
She needs to hit the gym and tone it up !!
How can be someone jealous of fat girl? She has pretty face, but her body looks ugly to me. If I had her legs and stomach I would never eat again.
She is NOT cute!
She better start toning up now before her metabolism slows even more, that body is soft
What is a philtrum? If it neans what I think it does, she can’t do anything about that.
Anyway, this is a self post. So, you need to tone up your stomach. You don’t need to lose 15 but 10 lbs at least. Work on your thighs and fine tune your arms a bit.
I follow this girl on YouTube too! videos are pretty informative. she is a wizard with makeup because she starts a video without any makeup on she looks really awful.
sha has once, twice, three times the labia and it looks likes roast beef…she has once, twice, three times the labia and it flaps when she queefs
Seems like a self-post. She could have at least kept out that picture of her body. She looks pretty, obviously very made-up… But she should have known she would get critiqued on her weight.
These are either self post a marketing for that self tanner. That is why a pic of the white spot and tanner bottle are up here.
I hate Lauren as much as the next person, but she’s not fat. Her body isn’t my idea of nice and maybe she’s not toned, but she isn’t fat. Girls aren’t supposed to be toned. If you like that, you might as well go after a pre-pubescent boy, because that’s what those bodies resemble.
Her face is a bit big.. And her body is not that hot
Plus she is short … And she puta alot of makeup what do u expect …
Oh my God I can’t even believe how you guys can be so mean to this girl. Do you feel better putting someone else down who ISNT EVEN FAT. You guys make me sick, take a look at yourselves.
Are you guys freaking blind! She is no way near fat, bet you all are middle aged stay at home mothers with nothing better to do. Grow the fuck up.
You are all fucked in the head. Go criticize yourself some more, not Lauren. You guys sound like you have an incredibly poor quality of life if you have to drag others down like that.
anyone who thinks this girl is fat is mentally unstable. get a life you jealous twats
she has a very thick body, but shes not fat just manly.
SHE HAS A HUGE MONS PUBIS. Get a monoplasty girl!!
I follow this girl on youtube and her videos are interesting and helpful. She’s. Very confident but down to earth.. she knows she doesn’t look amazing with no make up on but shows the world any way. I haven’t seen her sound into herself at all. Plus that is an unattractive picture. She can be very cute with less makeup on.. she does that mac forcefield look for her viewers but if you actlually watch she says its too dramatic for her taste and only might wear it clubbing..
Okay Lauren.
Fatty fat fat
Great article and right to the point. I am not sure if this is truly the best place to ask but do you guys have any thoughts on where to get some professional writers? Thank you
I don’t think she’s fat, but I would say a little on the full-figured side. To each their own, some people prefer that, other’s don’t. I personally don’t like fuller figures, especially when they’re on the short side as it makes them look squat.
Lol u guys are probally uggggliees . That couldnt even get a girl like her .
I have seen her in real life, Lauren is NOT hot and when she posts pics and videos stating she is wearing no makeup she IS wearing some makeup. She is extremely short has the ugliest fingers and finger nails, she has crooked yellow teeth and a massive nose and she was the biggest loser nerd at school with no friends. No boys went for her because she was a nothing plain jayne and only now gets the attention with a f.ck load of makeup on and a fu.k load of fake tan on her extra white flabby body. Her pics are all edited and shes from a really poor family and lives ina cheap doggy suburb
Stop acting like a thirteen year old and grow the fuck up.
excuse me you need to calm down, don’t bring her family into it. Who cares what people fingers look like,go study or get a job just do anything besides hate on lauren! peace and love xox
The comment two above mine is fucking rude, who do you think you are, seriously! Obviously the only reason why she started wearing a fuck load of makeup is because of cruel girls like you! You point out all the flaws in her but never pay any attention to the MANY amazing things about her. Cruel, cruel people.