THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, there’s this beauty guru on YouTube called laurenbeautyy. I’ve been watching her for a while now and I think she’s gorgeous. I’m a girl and I’m totally jealous of her. She has an awesome Aussi accent, a pretty good body, amazing eyes and she’s pretty of course. She seems a bit into herself, so that’s kinda off putting at times, but most of the beauty community is anyways. I also kinda secretly hate her because she resembles my boyfriend’s ex.
Her Philtrum is huge.- nik