THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, girls are always wearing makeup to make themselves feel better. “Enhance” their natural beauty, right? Well, Jenna Cydal walks around St Louis like she is hot shit when really, she just paints on a fcking mask. She posted a picture last night without makeup and I was horrified. I never particularly got why people thought she was pretty, and now I do. She puts on so much makeup that she truly tricks people into thinking she is. SHE’S SO BEYOND NATURAL BEAUTY. Just look! The first is a photo of her with a shit ton of makeup and the second is without all the tricks she pulls. Wow. And lastly, what’s with the stupid hair color, btch?
I’m surprised there’s no kids running around the back of that car.- nik