THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chloe Van De Camp. She runs around town, finds helpless drunk men to makeout with. She posts near nude pictures on Facebook to draw guys in and I even fell for her trap last summer. She got me naked and blew me in a bathroom stall. I tried to date her after and she totally cut me off. Please blast this b*tch.
Why does she have guys clothes in her closest and a 7 inch soft in her jean shorts? Something is not adding up here.- nik