Meet Chloe Van DeCamp
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chloe Van De Camp. She runs around town, finds helpless drunk men to makeout with. She posts near nude pictures on Facebook to draw guys in and I even fell for her trap last summer. She got me naked and blew me in a bathroom stall. I tried to date her after and she totally cut me off. Please blast this b*tch.
Why does she have guys clothes in her closest and a 7 inch soft in her jean shorts? Something is not adding up here.- nik
Def see a bulge in her shorts haha
It has balls.
Totally, also a glimmer of an Adam’s Apple in second pic and look how manly her arms appear in last pic too.
And a man face..definitely a SHIM
Totally, check out the glimpse of an Adam’s apple in first pic, she’s bending over to hide her crotch in the bikini shot, and look at how manly those arms appear in her last pic.
that’s a dude, dude
You can see his adam’s apple in the 2nd pic.
dude congrats you are officially gay thats a guy all day
THATS A MAN BABY!!!!
Im prettty sure thats a dude…
That’s a penis.
Also, frosted lipstick on someone with burnt orange skin should be illegal.
hahaha good catch nik
Yeah thats a dude for reals ! Look at those arms and chest .. maybe she works out…? But how do you explain the buldge?
What kind of forgy posts this??? Its an effing dude!
Poor OP, he had no idea this is a man.
Wow, huge arms, how dumb is this guy to think that this is a female???
That’s a dude
True look @ the arms
How did you look past those may arms
Those are man arms.
How did you look past those man arms
Anyone else notice “she” is always trying to hide her massive man hands?!
this has tranny written allll over it!
“She’s” also doing the taped-up-booby trick trannies do to get cleavage. Total dude.
P.s. Look at those arms!
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!
man.
Cover her face in the last picture and look at her from the neck down… Man arms, Man shoulders, Man hands, Man pennis…. Dude got blown by a guy in the stall, ROFL
THAT’S A GUY! Look at those HANDS, ARMS and WIG!!
DA Strong! xox
It’s balls or one huge ass camel toe ( ewwwww!)! Lmao
Guess he needs to watch Rupaul’s Drag Race to learn how to tuck and hide it better…just saying.
He looks poor.
Everyone knows Van de Camps is known for its pork and beans!
I just looked at her facebook. That has to be a dude. She has a huge beer belly…. Or is 6 months prego.
It look-ed like a man….
LAST PICTURE- Does everybody else see how freakishly TALL that SHIM is? 8 foot ceilings and he’s almost as tall as the door! THATS HUGE!!!!
That’s what I was thinking! His head is like 2 inches from the ceiling in the last pic!
That bitch is ugly as fuck. Nobody thinks your a woman with that busted up fat man body and wig. Even with photoshop and those tricky angles still looks like a broke down crackhead. Less weightlifting bro!
It’s a dude! We all decided :p
Totally a man. That bulge is obsene! And OMG to the arms…manly forearms. That is a man Maury! I decided.
She has forearms like Jacob from Twilight.
better go get checked for aids cause you just got man slop on your knob!!!
forearms say it all.. she’s a he.. you got your d sucked by a dude bro!
Is that even the same person in the last pic then in the first 2?
I think the most convincing evidence is the total lack of waist in the last picture. That straight board figure can only belong to a man.
That is 100% MALE.
Did anyone else notice the muscular arms in the third pic….def a guy.
this guy is diesel lol
That’s a damn man. Dude was blown by another dude. It’s clear to see even without his cucumber so nicley outlined on those cutoff shorts. Epic Fail!!!!
LOL. That fool…”Emily” is totally a man. Maybe “Emily” didn’t want to date you cause you’re too much of a pussy based on your submission statement. Pathetic. Lol
Did the OP rim him?
Nik, where did the MLB post about Barry Larkin go? Why did you take it down?
What happen? What did Barry Larkin do? Haven’t heard that name in like 15 years lol
It’s a man, man!
I hate when I accidentally have sex with a guy.
LOL didn’t you notice those man hands when they were wrapped around your greg???
Tranny!!! Through and through. That is definetly a penis bulge in the last picture.
That’s a man baby!! I saw that chub before I was even able to scroll to the text, that’s y I come to this site, calls it like he sees it.
That’s not camel toe, that’s camel leg. That’s a dude yo. If I were you I’d be dipping my dick in peroxide right now.
That has to be a guy. It has no hips and the peen in the shorts is obvious.
The third picture is the dead giveaway. She’s got the build of man, and you would be blind to not see that.
I had a friend who had the same thing happen to him a couple of years ago. A tranny that he met blew him in a hotel room but would not let him take off her pants, despite his insistence. Ultimately, she refused to go all the way with him that night, opting instead to give her phone number to him. He tried contacting her multiple times afterward, to no avail.
My guess is that this “chick” sensed that, if she met with you again, you would ultimately discover her secret.
I think that transgendered people generally are secretive and discrete about their true identities/former selves. They seem to prefer to blend in, rather that stand out.
I Spy An Adam’s Apple In The Second Picture ! Obviously
That’s got to be a guy. In every picture she’s pushing up her “boobs and if you go look at her facebook page, she’s go the gut of a 40 year old man.
Wow, is it standing on something in the last picture? Is that the same person?? It looks like “she” went into Hulk mode in that pic.
100% man
Not ugly. I cld see a guy getting wasted and not realizing it. She def has a woody. Hopefully it’s the pose but def has manly features. The make up hair and woody makes her look tranny
Good call, Nik!
Look at those man-arms/hands in the last pic.
(BTW–WTF is up with the OP’s supposed helplessness?! “Fell for her trap”, “got me naked” in a bathroom stall?!)
Fact it, bro, you got skull from a shim in a bathroom of all places!
(LOLs!!!)
#helovedthattop
Manly elbows=man for sure
That is totally a man! Look at “her” forearms, they’re so masculine. And “she” is either tall as hell or wearing heels because “she” is almost touching the ceiling.
Hahaha it’s a man, baby!
Omg!! You can totally see his Greg!! Lol ! Nice try bud!!
its a dude right?
thats a man.
the fact he blew him in the washroom speaks for itself..probably in the mens washroom too. jerry springer shit.
* BITCH ASS MOTHA FCKER MAYBE CHECK UR MAMAS BURNT VAGINA SHE DELIVERED U FROM BITCH.
Yeah, that is a cawk
I personally don’t see a man there.
HOLY MAN HANDS.
She is about tall as that door on the last pic.
I see this shim and his tranny friend at d&d all the time all hopped up and actin a fool. You ain’t got nobody fooled. Dis a man all day long.
LOL What? I’m the OP, and I didn’t write half that shit. I wrote the first half, the second half was totally Nik. Pretty funny, but I’m actually a coworker of this gregladen tranny. It grosses me outt!! It even goes to the girls restrooms
Oh, Did I mention I am also a female? So how exactly did it blow me? Forgot to add that in my last comment. Thanks though Nik, that’s entertaining!!
Yah I submitted this and Nik decided to completely redo what I said. I’m a female, first off, coworker second, and find this particular person absolutely disgusting! But thanks Nik for spicing it up, I guess letting people know about this abomination was a bit boring.
Original Poster sounds pissed that he might be prettier than her.
Original Poster sounds pissed that he might be prettier than her.
Trust me dude. It’s hideous in person.
LOL OP!!!
Congrats on 1) coming outta the closet over the Internet
And
2) if you still claim to be “straight” you just got blown by a fucking dude…
You fucking suck at life OP
awww you tried to date her after she used you for fun and she blew you off…your poor little ego..Man up you little bitch!
Yeah I actually know this man…or woman…whatever. Anyways his name is actually Nick Van de Camp. I used to fuck around with his roommate Cassie. He was constantly seducing straight men at the bar and bringing them back home only for them to discover that he has a dick!!!