Michael Phelps Must Be High
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know MP’s girlfriend and I cannot believe he picked her. She has a great personality, nice person and most likely not to cheat… but damn, she is not hot one bit. I don’t get how a multi millionaire who has the record for the most gold medals by any athlete in history is dating an ok girl. I would be surrounded by a harem of 19 to 22 year old Porta Potties while I travel the world and slay and smoke like a chimney.
Michael Phelps likes normal looking chicks. He is about heart, not health.- nik
It is o.k to be with a normal woman, the other chicks were probably too high maintenance and he probably wants one who is good mother material, the sexy one doesn’t usually win the prize. In The Long run, it is about sanity and stability, looks and sex appeal only take you so far in life and love
She is sexy and is great with kids she is the Best Girl he could ever have.
He’s an olympic athlete, he’s all about health. And this girl definitely isn’t the hottest thing he could snag up, but she’s for sure healthier than some porta potty who tries to solve her mental health issues with surgery, drugs, and any cock that will point in her direction. This girl seems happy and healthy to me. Good for you phelps girl. Good for you.
Their is nothing wrong with this girl.
why would phelps want a bunch of whores?i rather put my greg in an above average girl than put it in a girl thats had a train run on her or the family german sheperd.you are sick dude. get help!
She is not attractive You Say?
Take a real good look at your momma’s face..
But be careful, she bites.
She looks like a squiter!
So you wouldn’t use the word “health’ to describe this woman but you would for porta potties? I’m confused. She looks like a normal, healthy, happy woman to me. Do you consider implants, drugs, and sex for money to be a healthy lifestyle? Because all three are coping mechanisms for social and psychological disorders that will surface eventually. Phelps is smart. Don’t fuck crazy, money hungry bitches.
What’s wrong with her? She’s not a super model or anything, but is that a bad thing?
Michael Phelps just isn’t as shallow an individual as you appear to be, OP
Michael Phelps is a smart man. Wife material, not a bottle rat fuck doll
High maintainence is hot idk why it gets such a bad rap…..
There is nothing wrong with this girl.
I finite girl next door look wayyyyy more appealing than the mac forcefield
There’s nothing wrong with dating a normal looking girl. She’s actually very pretty. Why would MP pass on having a meaningful relationship just so he can look like a “boss” with shallow vapid porta potties? He doesnt have to prove anything, we already know he’s a badass.
This is a beautiful girl.. Finally a real girl who isn’t so full of plastic she will melt if she gets to close to an open flame. I like this chick it’s obvious Michael isn’t looking for a trophy ho, he’s looking for a real relationship… Go Michael.
She is a nice girl but does a +2′s she received after graduating high school.
it’s okay to be with a naturally pretty girl. a girl who is stable and sane and doesn’t need gucci,fendi ,prada shit all the damn time. a girl who doesn’t have a pass of bottle ratting. why is everyone criticizing michael phelps? im sure he knows what he is doing and is way smarter than any dumb ass purple crayon athlete who spends 10k a night for a video hoe! (jenna shea) you guys are idiots. I would pick this girl or any naturally beautiful down to earth girl who doesn’t need to slut it up every weekend to feel pretty.
He should’ve went the Nik Richie route. Got himself a materialistic chick. Payed for her lifestyle and surgeries. And then reaped the benefits…err…oh right, there are no benefits to dating a materialistic chick who treats you like her little b*tch. Am I right, Richie?
Well said. Go for the materialistic bimbo, get your cash cleaned out (..because its all they really love you for), and deal with their irritating personality. Or go for a down to earth girl who’s fun to chill with (who can still be very pretty..materialism DOES not equal beauty).
Michael is a Playboy I know that for a fact she is just his H town piece. Do u think her nose looks like Michael Jackson
There’s nothing wrong with dating a normal looking girl & MP doesn’t look like a model himself either. Someone with money can have brains, which means to stay away from the skanks. You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
Tracy is the Greatest Girl out there in every way. She does not care about fame or money. If you took her on a date she would be Happy doing anything and if for some reason you where running 30 min late she would understand and not complain once. If Michael was smart he would get rid of all his girls because none of them are as Special as Tracy. As fare as her body it’s perfect from head to toe and her inside is even better great morals, hard worker, kind heart, great personality, loyal, caring,smart, and very very sexy With that said she has two down flaws she is to trusting and very naive. So Michael if u read this u need to treat Tracy like a Princess a those of u who keep taking shit go look in the mirror because I know your not perfect and neither am I.
Don’t be naive people, I’m sure Phelps has many a side chick.
troll’s like frog meat
She is a true Dirty leg and is not even close to MP standards of Ho’s but with that being said he would still Hit it once or 2
screwing a new girl every night gets old. This girl is attractive and not to mention, has a brain and mad skill when it comes to be loyal. I would take that any day over some deadbeat gold digger who has so much botox her face can’t move
But only loyal to new friends
Lets see here 40mil and traveling every where of course Phelps is going to be a player. This is girl is not that bad but she has no idea about the game…..
Who knows if MP even reads (or has read) this site…
Time will tell if this girl’s a MP keeper.
This big nose is as ordinary as they come… And obviously shallow enough to get fake tits.. And bad ones at that. But hey she got to ride a dolphin wonde r how it was for her. Maybe someday phelps will lay off the bong and come out of the clouds for long enough to meet a nice girl.. I thought he was with that model chick? She was way better then this 5.5! But hey player play your game!
According to tmz, Michael and Megan rossee broke up just after Christmas.
So they broke up because of this ugly chick
Wait wait wait Tracy dates Michael Phelps?
i remember tracy karp from bhs! shes cute with a nice smile.. BUT she comes from a rich stuck up jew family. her mom let her go in tanning beds since she was freaking 12 that woman is crazy