Mike S The Tool Of Tools


THE DIRTY ARMY: Mike Skorodenski is one of those special people that the world evidently doesn’t need, but we are forced to endure him. He likes little girls as he cannot get anyone his own age, which is 30 now. He imagines that he is a big gangster for the HA or is it RM, whom ever it is, neither wants him. You can always catch him in the summer driving his red Impala.Or his moms car to be exact. He has broken so many ties he has run out of any. And now resides with living with his mother. Yes you heard it, full time. He is 30 and has to live with his mother. Not sure about any real gang members, but I do not think any live with their mother. The pictures tell the entire story, as you see in the what he likes to claim, he played hockey, this was false, he played ringette. And look at his big head, you can just tell he was destined to have some sort of downs syndrom. Yes he is still a fat porker, I am sure he is working on 300 pounds with a 2 inch pencil. It is a wonder he can still see it. But I do not want to get to graphic as no one wants to visualize this guy naked. So on to more, you will all remember him from Silverado’s where he got fired from as he never really showed up for work, and was a back up bouncer, and in that I mean, he always hid behind other bouncers. He would wait till they took a person down, then he would jump on them. The manager, JACK, was his one time and only friend. He screwed that relationship up as he had to play gangster wannabe and start crap with him. Now this tool is banned from the entire chain of bars. If you see this guy and you are a young girl, please stay away, he is bad news for many reasons, and not just his drd…… Btw Mike, when you finally get to this, make sure you have my money that you owe, or we will be seeing you soon. And I hope your mother can bail you out once again. Think happy thoughts.
I think its pretty obvious he doesn’t play hockey, he’s old n fat.- nik














I know this guy, I used to work with him at Silver, lmfao, way to funny to see him up here, he was useless as a bouncer. Was always funny as he would give out his number to almost every girl that walked in. Even under age ones. And he still never got lucky. Guy never clued in that they were just using him.
Hey Ron, funny seeing you here , but your are so right, he was the most useless bouncer we had. I would call him more of a groupie is anything. I can hardly wait till the rest of the boys see this, way to funny.
This is the funniest post i’ve ever read.
there’s too many sausages in that frying pan
He does like his food.
Dumb goof. Can barely fight his way outta a paper bag. Serious.
Exactly, he is to pudgy to even fight, it is one thing to be overweight, but at least have some muscle under it, this is just jello.
This guy is a complete loser, Mike has been trying to get with me for years but cant get the point that I’m not interested. Also has the worst grammar ever which I think is the biggest turn off. What do you have a grade 9 education.
No, you cannot be with me I’m half your age.
No, I will not come meet you… your fat.
Go back to school, move out and get a life. You are not a gangster, and never will be.
Way to funny, this is tickling my bones it is so funny.
Well Mike I read the post on you and had seen the younger girl part, and I was ok. But now that a girl stepped up, well it all makes sense.
Hope you have a jailbait card or something.
Way to funny Mike, congratz on making this joint again, what is it now, your 2nd or 3rd time.
You really need to grow up and get your life in order. I used to like you, but you are just to messed up.
Holy crap buddy. You give white people a bad name. Grab yer GST cheque and yer six pack of alcohol based mouth wash and get over that goddamn ARLINGTON bridge.
Mike why are you always being talked about, if I do not hear about it here I hear about it from some other person, and it is never good. What happened to you? Seriously, you seemed to be a nice guy, but all I ever hear now is what an a**h**e you are. And since when were you a gang person, you always told me how you hated gangs. you sure have change Mike, and not for the better. Sad case.
White trailor trash.. Typical winnipeg city hillbilly!
He is white, but white as a ghost. That is what makes Mike special, when times are tough, he goes into ghost form and is not seen by the people looking for him. One day this guy is going to have to move to Brandon to start a new life.
you think he hasn’t fucked himself over in Brandon too? hahaha definitely has.
not defending him. he’d be there regardless but he lives with his mom because she’s severely ill.
probably never recuperated after she missed that opportunity to abort back in ’83
He lives with his mom as he has no where else to live.
I knew this guy back in high school and always claimed to be a great hockey player but couldnt skate, he also claimed to be in a new gang each week, I think this dude just needs a reality check and honesty is what people appreciate not what gang you say your in and how good you are at things, just be yourself and stop claiming to be something your not, it will go much further than a lie will anyday. Trust me take this advice
Wow you people are losers. Mike is a gem. Haters get a life.
He can be a nice guy, but he is also a real jerk. He will turn on a dime on you if it makes him feel better or there is something in it for him.
I assume you are his new toy? Be prepared as I am sure you will be on here with everyone else bashing him in a few months when he burns you.
Do you ever wonder WHY so many people hate him, it cannot be because they are jealous. As he has nothing to be jealous of. Not trying to be rude on that one, just being honest. But I cannot even begin to count all the women and friends he has burned in the past. So good luck.
Where is tiny now? Seems like he has tucked his balls back under his arse and cannot say a thing.