THE DIRTY ARMY: Ashley Rodgers. Coniving, ugly, fat, untalented shrek looking slut. Saggyest pair of tits you will ever see on a girl. under the age of 60. Overweight. Looks as if she already had a couple kids. Cant stop eating. WITCHES WART on her nose. Received special grant from the state to pay for her cosmetology school by being SPECIAL ED in high school. Struggles with hairstyling profession. Works at Supercuts. Many client complaints with hair results, As seen in picture, horrible brassy coloring, and tremendous amount of roots showing. This ugly fat slut meets her long time love and heartbreak, now an ex, at a party while he had a girlfriend. Sucks his dick behind a REFRIGERATOR. comes out from behind fridge with dust bunnies in hair and face. Gets cheated on their whole relationship, just behind different assortments of furnitures. karma is a bitch! Later on after getting dumped for her even fatter, boring best friend. Still currently occasionally shows up to her ex’s work wasted like the trash she is, yelling profanity and throwing punches at him. This is what you call a desperate obssessed stalker. Watch out for SHREK trudging through santa clarita!
Flap jack gap!- nik