Nik I Need Your Fantasy Football Advice
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I play in a fantasy football league with all my college buddies. The buy in is $1,500 and we have been doing this for the past 7 years. My wife and I got in a huge argument on Saturday night about how I only watch football on Sundays and how she can’t stand it. Which is BS because she has known me before college and knew football is a passion of mine, so I have no clue why its become such a huge issue lately. I passed out after our fight around 3AM Sunday morning to wake up around 11AM with 10 of my 14 players (4 players I have are on the no cut list) dropped from my team… My buddies were texting me saying I’m disowned from the league. It was a huge swing game and playoff lives were on the line and my wife f*cked up about 3 teams by me losing. Nik, I need advice since you are a die hard FF guy like me. I haven’t talked to her and I’m sitting here at work losing my f*cking mind. How could someone I love so much do this to me? What should I do?
Divorce her. That is your only option.- nik
The poster is a loser. It is called fantasy football for a reason. It is not real life. It seems the poster needs to get his priorities straight and in order. She should leave him. Why don’t you find a fantasy girl as well.
“WHAT ARE YOU? HIS WIFE? IT STATED IT COST $1500 TO GET IN THE GAME, THERE HAS TO BE SOMTHING TO WIN!
Jack, who are you? The one who posted this story. You have to win first and be good at playing.
the commissioner of the league should be able to fix your roster ….
you just have a hell of lot of explaining to do to them …..
and what a bitch ….. obviously she was pissed about something and took it out on you ….
Maybe your wife has found another player to keep her company. You better start taking care of your household first, before worrying about your fantasy league.
Actually, the first thing you do is calmly go in her closet, and take out all of her designer shoes and give them to the salvation army. She will then understand how it feels when a local hooker is wearing her louboutins through the metroplex. You will be teaching her a valuable life lesson about messing with people’s stuff.
Well said..
quit freaking out… tell your commish to post your lineup from last week and give you your team back….
Just tell him to trade for McFadden like you told all of us and his season will be over anyway…
Nik is right. Ditch the bitch. I’m sure you’re fine with her doing her own thing..she doesn’t respect you enough to at least have your football. What a cunt.
You mean your $50 league? I’m sure your fellow McDonald’s workers will be ok.
What a dumb bitch, she’s got to go.
White power, you have to go as well. You dumb ignorant bitch.
Poster, your wife has issues and is clearly a psycho path. If she would do that to you, what other craziness is she capable of? You need to have a serious talk with the whack job wife.
its easier to listen to the advice you asked for, you dont want to send emails and have this issue resolved, as she will do the same next week and on and on and on, so divorce might be your only option, other than advising your buddies that your out, and you will probably never hear from them again and look like a bitch.
with no balls, don’t get offended ….
All women are laughing at you right now
Amen
except my girlfriend, who understands that relationships are give and take and that hobbies and bonding with friends is important to leading happy lives together
She should stop being a whiny bitch. Real girls would get into football too; might as well enjoy something with you instead of fighting it. She should pick a team instead of bitching at you. I also agree with the other person who said to donate her clothes.
he cant divorce her, her lawyer will bankrupt him if he tries to divorce her for interfering with gambling. hes gotta get her to cheat on him. stop having sex with her and just masterbate in the shower daily. within a month she’ll cheat on you then you have cause
I believe anyone in a relationship who has ONE day dedicated to something should be left alone. Sunday was his day. Let him enjoy it. That’s not fair that you have all week to give except 1 single day. I bet she has a SINGLE her day. Everyone needs a day to themselves whether it be to relax and reflect or have fun and bet on game.
Shit, its called space and he kept thar tradition before she came along.
Is she guilty of something?
1st thing you do – Have your commish make the corrections
2nd thing you do – donate her favorite and most expensive shoes
3rd thing you do – CHANGE YOUR EMAIL PASSWORD!!!
If there really is a $1500 buy then this is more than just fun, this is serious money. I think it is safe to say that you are not very good because if you have won your league before she would understand the $$$ at stake. In one of my leagues we have the draft somewhere different every year. My wife hates it, but I have won at least 1 (in 2 leagues)league 4 out of the last 5 years so there really is not much she can say. As long as you win, she can’t say shit!
So the last thing you do is DON’T SUCK!!!
…and her behavior is childish, bratty, and unexceptable! BITCH!!!!
Is your life like the tv show “The League”? Is your real name Jim and your playing for the Shiva bowl?
She sounds psycho and vindictive. I’d ditch her or at least take a serious look at the relationship. She intentionally tried to wreck an activity she knew was important to you instead of trying to work it out like an adult. I’d give her the same advice about you if you went out of your way to ruin something she loved.
Shave her head in her sleep…
Shave her head!
FF keeps my husband occupied Sundays … Outta my damn face woo hoo
Women are funny that way… they only want what they can’t have. And in your situation she couldn’t have your sundays, seemed fine before – but since she already “caught” you – she needed a new challenge – your Sundays. What’s more, women are jealous as fuck creatures – you love your sunday football – she sees anything you love besides her as the enemy.
Besides wtf kind of loser either lets your wife have your FF password, or leaves it in cookies so she can log in and do that shit to you. You deserve it bro.
What a BITCH! I’m a Girl who LOVES football & plays FF myself, & I’d be PISSED if ANYONE cut the players from my team, & potentially ruined my friends chances of winning the league too!! Now Nik might be a little extreme saying divorce her, but obviously she has anger & control issues…Therapy is needed for her issues. Also, like some others commented, she would probably bankrupt the poor guy if he did try to divorce her, so smooth things over, for now, & get a good lawyer, i hope you had a prenup.