PETA Slams Sarah Jessica Parker To Save The Horses
**Update: PETA you might be able to push others around with your legal threats, but I’m not some female begging to get flour bombed by a bully organization. This is your mess to clean up, not mine. End of story.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m dying laughing. PETA put out this flyer with Sarah Jessica Parker confirming what everyone is thinking, SHE LOOKS LIKE A HORSE! Great marketing PETA! I wonder if SJP was in on the joke?
That is so messed up by Peta, tricking the Queen of all Horse faces to be the face of their Horse campaign.- nik
UPDATED NOTE: We have been contacted by PETA’s legal counsel who states that the SJP ad is actually a hoax. That’s pretty funny. Anyway, ad parodies are protected under the First Amendment even when they are fake. See Hustler Magazine v. Falwell, 485 U.S. 46, 108 S.Ct. 876 (1988). To ensure no possible confusion about this, consider yourself disclaimed — the SJP post because is an “ad parody-not to be taken seriously” (h/t to Chief Justice Rehnquist for that).
Bwaaaahahahahah I spit coffee all over my ipad.
you need to see a psychiatrist..and fast
that is f’n HILARIOUS!
Is this for real? If so, I kind of feel sorry for her. She should sue PETA.
It’s funny, but I hope she sues the shit outta them
SJP is a loves to wear fur coats, maybe they are really trying to ridicule her for it.
Hate PETA but love a good laugh.
OMFG I cannot stop laughing!! This is so accurate. The only other accurate thing would to have her in a witch hunt campaign…LOL!!!
disgusting
I dont like this because I know I need a nose job. Why nik, are some of us women born with a toucan sam? Are we relatives of birds? I always hoped people said i looked like her because of my great figure and natural, long hair. But, no. Damn
You CAN ignore Nik, you know. And you probably should.
Are you a jew?
PETA is a joke, all they are is a cheap marketing device for low-level celebrities who need work.
They do next to nothing to actually accomplish their supposed goals. There are so many other more worthy animal rights related charities out there who are unfortunately overshadowed by this sham organization.
This is not a PETA ad, and PETA is asking The Dirty to take it down. However, PETA is absolutely opposed to cruelty within the horse-racing industry, such as forcing horses to run before their bodies are physically mature, forcing injured horses to race, and drugging horses to mask their pain. When they stop winning or become injured, many horses—more than 1,000 thoroughbreds and standardbreds per month—end up in slaughterhouses in Canada, Mexico, or Japan, where they are turned into dog food or exported for human consumption. For real information about PETA’s campaign to end horse racing, please visit PETA.org.
Heather Carlson
PETA Manager of Communications
As apposed to you and Ingrid Newkirk wiping out all of them yourselves?
I can’t stand PETA, they kill thousands of animals every year. DO NOT support this organization!!!
Yeah, and you kill 90% of the animals the public gives to you for adoption!
PETA is one of the biggest scams in history. Give me a break.
Heather Carlson, dogs have to eat too! Sounds like the circle of life to me…horse gets some good drugs, runs a few circles, some old white dude makes millions, horse turns to dog food. I don’t see the problem here.
Dearest Heather,
How about commenting on the FACT that PETA kills the MAJORITY of the animals that it “saves”…
You horse MURDERERS should tell the truth- in the state of Virgina ALONE you PETA people received 1,992 cats and dogs in 2011, and 1,911 were put to sleep.
You sickos just want to “save” the horses from what they WERE BRED FOR, AND LOVE TO DO- so you sickos can kill them yourselves!
Go Nik! F* PETA!
www dot petakillsanimals dot com
Thank you!! And thank you Nik!
http://www.petakillsanimals.com
yeah, this seems fake.
ID RIDE HER BAREBACK LIKE A GENTLEMAN. iDECIDED
PETA are nothing more than a terrorist organization. They do absolutely nothing for animals. Your local humane society or ASPCA is more deserving if any funds people are thinking of donating to terrorists!
Nik is a blistering asshole. Nik degrades women’s appearances for sport – pretty ballsy for a guy who looks like an abortion that lived. Nik will learn his lesson and SJP will be far away from him when he does. I hope someone punches Nik in the balls.
PETA, animals are not human. Get over it.
If you are going to be a complete tool, the least you can do is actually, you know, BE FUNNY. I dont know who this jagoff even is – obviously he is not well-known because he’s bringing nothing. “You look like a horse! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!” That’s it? That’s the whole “joke”? That’s seriously all he can bring? The Annoying Orange already has this kind of thing covered, dude. The actual joke is not funny from him either, but Annoying Orange is at least a funny concept. Nik? Nik with a pretentious lack of a “c” in his name? Not funny in concept or content. A goose.
Meanwhile, SJP made $20 million last year. How much did you make, Nik without a “c” ? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
If you are going to be a complete tool, the least you can do is actually, you know, BE FUNNY. I dont know who this jagoff even is – obviously he is not well-known because he’s bringing nothing. “You look like a horse! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!” That’s it? That’s the whole “joke”? That’s seriously all he can bring? The Annoying Orange already has this kind of thing covered, dude. The actual joke is not funny from him either, but Annoying Orange is at least a funny concept. Nik? Nik with a pretentious lack of a “c” in his name? Not funny in concept or content. A goose.
Meanwhile, SJP made $20 million last year. How much did you make, Nik without a “c” ? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
Don’t take it so seriously people. SJP actually has a line in Ed Wood, something like
“Do I really look like a horse?”
in response to a newspaper review. Bet she laughed hard at this.