THE DIRTY ARMY: LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT THIS SHARD SHERBERT.HE LIKES GETTING FISTED BUT ONLY WHEN HES ON THE BUNK WASP SPRAY.OH YA AND HOW THAT BEGAN WAS WHEN HE P.C’D UP HE BECAME SOMEBODYS LITTLE PRISON BITCH.HE THEN FOUND OUT HE LIKED IT SO HE FURTHERD HIS ACTIONS OUTSIDE OF THE JAIL SHOWERS ONTO THE STREETS.NOT LONG AFTER HE SCUMMED THE STREETS OF YUBA CITY AND LINDA HE STARTED POISENING HIS FELLOW COMMUNITY BY TELLING THEM HES HOOKING THEM UP, BUT HES ACTUALLY BURNING THEMAND THERE INSIDES.EVERYONE THOUGHT THEY WERE GETTING AT LEAST WHAT THEY ASKED FOR, TURNS OUT ITS NOT TURNABLE IT ACUTUALLY TURNS YOUR INSIDES UPSIDE DOWN INTO THE SHITTER.BUT IF YOU WANNA FUX WITH THE CUT KING OF YC THEN GO AHEAD AND TAKE HIS Gene Wilders screaming DINGLBERRY ballsack on a fireboat in Lake diarrhea,OR GET SOME TEST ICICLES, OR HOT BUTTERD ASPRIN, OR COOKED ASSPRAY,BUNK BOOGERS,MOLDY CHEEZE,SOME OF THAT GO-SLOW-BIMBO,OR SOME BUNK FROM A PUNK THEN HIT HIM UP ON HIS FACEBOOK…… IF YOU SEE HIM HE MIGHT REALLY SUCK YOUR DICK FOR A SLOPE OF REAL SNOW HA HA……HE IS A SPUNT CNT ANYWAYS!

The smaller the stars the more likely they’re for the gays.  Just saying.- nik