Porta Potty Looks… No Sex Required
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been following The Dirty since I lived in Scottsdale years ago.. I am lucky enough to have not been submitted but have seen many friends submitted…back in the old “Cat Eye” days. You and I have spoken during your radio show and you gave me great advice on a situation I had with a girl…much appreciated.
Here’s my situation. I just broke it off with a girl who I thought things were going to go the distance with, things were good, she was getting deep in love, and I thought I was too. Yesterday as she was visiting me in town, she lives in Santa Cruz and I live in Dallas, I caught her going through my phone while I was asleep…..she found nothing….because there was nothing to find. I’m a good guy who works very hard, she has apologized profusely and wants me to forgive her but I think it is beyond repair. Here is where I would love your help.
I am fascinated by the “porta-potty” phenom. I am not rich but I had a trip planned for her and I in February to St. Kitts… obviously that is off. This is a trip that I won, all expenses paid 5 days and 4 nights…and I mean ALL EXPENSES PAID…they told me not to bring any money. I’m a good looking guy, smart and funny….I don’t want this other ticket to go to waste and have to give a name for the other person within the next 5 days. This isn’t a scam, I can provide proof that this was a contest I won…I simply just want to have fun. I’m not looking for sex, but would love to “auction off” the other ticket for whatever you would like to make it worthy for. Regardless of whether she and I get along…the ticket is hers. I would obviously prefer someone who is open to the possibility of dating, someone who wants to hang out and do the activities they have planned…travel is not an obstacle for me if we get along. I would hope that you could find someone for me that you would set a buddy up with, but am not opposed to it going to someone for whatever cause you offer it up for. It’s with a group (the company that I work for), so it’s not like just the two of us on a deserted island. Activities, airfare and food are included. Hope you can help a guy out that is Dirty Army Strong.
If any girl wants to risk their life to find true love please email [email protected] (include hot photo) so I can pass along your contact information to this Gentleman.- nik
ewwwwe creepy!
Not Dirty Army strong. Sad, sad army weak.
Creepy is right wtf.
Dude you went about this all wrong!!! You should not have included the part about a possible relationship…Kind of creepy…
Wtf? This guy broke up with a girl for a stupid mistake?? Sounds like he just needed an excuse to get out!
Uh, weird.
When did this website turn into love connection?
If this weirdo is everything he says he is… he shouldn’t have a problem getting some broad to go with him. Why does he turn to the dirty to pawn off his free vacation package?
Sounds like this prick was just looking for an excuse to ditch the GF. So what that she looked through your phone? you have nothing to hide right? You probably would have enjoyed yourself more knowing she would be trying to make up for it. I hope you hook up with a rat that gets your ass fired from your job. idiot and creepy dirty army weakest link
really, how much fun can you have on a trip if you do not like or enjoy the company of who you are going with? i have always wondered that. these porta pottys go on lavish trips, but how much fun could it be having to be seen with that creepy weirdo pervy older type? and who wants to go and find strangers to hang out with? its more fun to go on a trip with someone you actually genuinely love and will have true fun with!
Since when did this turn into Craigslist.Take your mom with you.
Sounds like dude just wants to have a good time, what better person to hook you up than Mr. Nik Richie! Nik’s got a stable of thoroughbred’s, guy shouldn’t count on any girl with class responding to this, but he might get some hot ass!
Ended a relationship since she went through your phone?? You sound like an arrogant asshole.
Hell yes end a relationship if she is SNEAKING through your phone. Ask and it’s fine. No man wants to date the paranoid FBI wannabes.
Seems sketchy but, I wouldn’t be surprised
A lot of verbal jiu jitsu to imply that you are a not creep, whereas you are INDEED a total creepozoid!
There’s already a website in existence for the PPs courtesy of SA’s creators, and it’s called Miss Travel. Go auction off your tix in there.
I hope that no young lady is going to go to Aruba with this creep!
So you were falling “deep in love” with your GF and cut it off because she looked at your phone? Now you’re looking to hook up with whoever wants a free vacation? Wow…….must of been really deep. Loser.
I go thru my mans shit all the time I trust him but I’m always curious if a girl text him and I like to see what his friends say and I don’t care if he goes they mine. Btw this dude is beyond weirdo it’s hard enough to go on a blind date let along a cruise f that the guy could be a killer raper!!! Hell no
All the people who got their dicks in a knot over the phone spying thing, I would have broken up with her as well. Personal info checking = lack of trust, no matter how you spin in or what excuses you come up with. “I wanna see if other girls text him but I trust him”? Are you a moron, if you suspect he texts other girls on a non-friendly level, you do not trust him, so stop living in denial.
Saying on topic however, the whole trip thing sounds pretty fishy.
Scam how did he win this trip? Take a buddy & pick up girls there!
You should of atleast included some stats in your post (age, weight, etc) and why not put a pic of yourself? It seems strange not to.
Hey! I have a great idea. Why don’t you just give me your two tickets!! My Hubby & I can definitely use a vacation.
So, ur breaking up w/ur girl because she looked through ur phone? Really? Damn, u sound like she cheated on u or something? She felt bad and said “sorry” get over it! Also, u mentioned that you’re good looking. However, u come on the dirty for niks help to find a whore. If ur so hot, u wouldn’t need help finding a chick. What’s wrong with u? U sound like the creeper guy from “american physcho”
OMG a 5 day trip to the Caribbean. How rare and lavish. /sarcasm. Any chick with access to 3k can take this trip. This is so pathetic and desperate.
It’s probably the same guy who took Robyn Gardner to Aruba…
She was probably going through your phone because she could tell you’re a sketchy narcissist who WOULD be fascinated by the “porta potty phenom.”
I’m with the above poster, take your mom.
He’s a dummy no real escort travels for no cash lol and all of them say they are ‘good looking’ even when they are who cares??? Gimme cash
How is he “fascinated” by potties but offering a “no-sex” trip?!
Hmmm…lame-azz game!!!
(LOLs!!!)
#dirtygame
A HUGE part of love is forgiveness and understanding. She obviously feels insecure and instead of feeding that flame and breaking up with her (aka, showing her she was right to be insecure because she apparently was dating a guy who runs at the first sign of “oops”), perhaps he should be communicating with her so he can understand why she has trust issues. More than likely, he’d find it isn’t really about him but the fact that her past has created trust problems for her. This guy is a dick for running away.
lmfao. Man, this guy’s got game!
someone email him with a fake profile and find out who he is and put him on blast! loser! and why wouldnt he bring money anyways? he sounds like an arrogant azzhole who would be a cheapskate actually. he continuosly seems to be bragging about how great this trip is, (that he WON!? and why does he need to prove that he won? and did he win it through his company?) hmm i may have to email nik about this, sure. im interested in going! a ‘hot’ girl…
I hope you dumped this chick, For her sake, cuz you’d be doing her a big favour. Obviously your not even straight if you say that you cared so much about this girl, but since she went through your phone you need to end it and pick up a girl off of, “THE DIRTY”. Pretty sure just about any girl your going to find on this website, is just that, dirty.