THE DIRTY ARMY: Matt Swan is a menace to society. He spends his days getting drunk at graystone park with his fellow “sqaud” members. “squad” is what these group of boys call there “gang”, what they don’t realize is that they live in ALMADEN! once he is done drinking he hops into his car which doubles as his home and drives around, I guess he is hoping to add to his 2 DUIs. Stay away girls hes been around the block a few too many times…. walking herps. He especially likes the rich girls, he has high hopes for a suga mamas.
Did one of his fellow ‘gang’ members take that picture…- nik